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Sunny In Cleveland, Part 1

By: Fuckasaurus_Fuck on Sep 19th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.90 KB  |  hits: 110  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Marcus, Sunsplash's owner
  2. >Following the vet's advice, you decided to take Sunsplash to Spaghetti Land
  3. >You've seen some commercials about the place
  4. >Apparently, it's a soon-to-open, last ditch effort to save normal domestic fluffies
  5. >Apparently, you've nearly created a monopoly on Alicorns
  6. >Should never have sold those breeding secrets
  7. >Regardless, Spaghetti Land looks pretty awesome
  8. >Rides, food, games, everything
  9. >Best of all, it's all tailored to fluffies
  10. >If this doesn't get Sun to think she's a good fluffy, nothing will
  11. >You go online and order a deluxe pass
  12. >For the first 3 days of the park's operation, you get VIP priveleges
  13. >Fast pass, all-you can-eat, you name it
  14. >You finish registering for your pass, and check the date
  15. "Alright, got a week."
  16. >Sunsplash gives you a forlorn look
  17. "Daddeh...pwease nu sowwy-box fo Sunspwas..."
  18. >How does she even KNOW what a sorry-box is?
  19. >You sure as hell never used one
  20. "Sun, I'm not mad at you..."
  21. "Buh am bad fwuffy..."
  22. "No you're not. And I'm gonna prove it. We're going on a trip."
  23. >She perks up the tiniest bit at the mention of a trip
  24. >You don't want to mention any spaghetti yet, though
  25. >Might get her a bit too excited
  26. "Whewe we go?"
  27. "Cleveland."
  28. >Sunsplash looks confused to say the least
  29. "Wha Cwevewand?"
  30. "That's where good fluffies get to go."
  31. >Her gaze returns to the floor
  32. "...buh...nu am good fwuffy..."
  33. >Maybe this'll be harder than you thought
  34. >Fast forward 6 days
  35. >You've been on the road with Sunsplash for half the day now
  36. >Your hotel is now just a few minutes away
  37. "Sunsplash, we're almost there."
  38. >She just lifts her head and looks at you
  39. >You need to get her out of this depression
  40. >Soon, you arrive at the hotel
  41. >You tip the valet and grab Sunsplash
  42. "We'll be staying here for a few days, alright, Sun?"
  43. "otay..."
  44. "Don't be so sad...Daddy's got a surprise for you tomorrow."
  45. >She doesn't say anything
  46. >Once you get into your room, you let her out
  47. >She immediately just curls up in her bed and sleeps
  48. >You decide to shower, eat, and have some wine
  49. >Being wealthy pays off the most when there's a mini-fridge involved
  50. >You look out the window
  51. >Since you're in a penthouse suite, you've got a great view of the city
  52. >Spaghetti Mountain rises above most of Cleveland's buildings
  53. >You chuckle lightly to yourself
  54. >Fluffies have certainly left their mark on the world
  55. >Be it a feral herd causing a car accident or a giant tower of spaghetti, they've made their mark
  56. >You check on Sunsplash
  57. >She's whining in her sleep
  58. >That whole incident a while back must really have screwed with her head
  59. >As night approaches and weariness overtakes you, you can only hope that everything will be alright
  60. >It has to be
  61. >For her sake
  62. >Your alarm goes off at 6 AM
  63. "Goddammit...I'm up..."
  64. >Sunsplash is also awoken by the buzzing
  65. >She slowly walks to her food bowl, eats a bit, then uses the litterbox that the hotel provided
  66. "Sunsplash, do you know why we're here?"
  67. >She thinks for a moment
  68. "Because...daddeh getting wid of Sunspwas...?"
  69. "No...I'd never do that. We're here because you're such a good fluffy."
  70. "Nu...am bad fwuffeh! Weft safe woom wifout-"
  71. "Well, if you're such a bad fluffy then I guess you don't want to...oh never mind."
  72. >That got her attention
  73. "Dun wan wah?"
  74. "It's nothing really...forget about it"
  75. "Buh...Sunspwas wan know wah daddeh goin to say..."
  76. "Oh, you do?"
  77. "Pwease teww..."
  78. "Alright...We're here because you and me are going to Spaghetti Land."
  79. >She just stares into space
  80. >In fact, she looks worse than ever
  81. "Sunsplash...?"
  82. "Sk...sk....sk..."
  83. >She seems to be thinking dangerously hard
  84. >For a fluffy at least
  85. "SKETTI WAND!?"
  86. >Holy shit it shouldn't be possible for something that small to be so loud
  87. "DADDEH TAKE SUNSPWAS TO SKETTI WAND!? AM GUD FWUFFEH? WUV DADDEH!!! BEST DADDEH EVAH!"
  88. >You breathe a sigh of relief
  89. >You've finally broken her of her "bad fluffy phase"
  90. >Now all you've got to do is have fun
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