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(FR) Heavy Metal in Equestria - Song

By: FlutterPriest on Sep 15th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.17 KB  |  hits: 53  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Wake up to the serene sound of light rain.
  2. >Peacefully you begin your morning ritual, and begin a session of meditation.
  3. >You always try your best to calm yourself every morning before you have your routine visit from...
  4. >A knock at the door breaks your inner peace.
  5. >You open your front door to reveal a massive stage out on your front lawn.
  6. >On the stage stood Fluttershy, but she wasn't sporting her normal appearance today.
  7. >She had black streaks dyed into her hair as well as several piercings in her ears.
  8. >"Oh... um. Hi Anon. I wanted to show you a little something I've been practicing."
  9. >>Recommended Listening: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1B_pZC8aWU
  10. >The scream of guitars roar on the stage and the crash of drums come to life.
  11. >Fire shoots from the stage in accents of the screaming metal music.
  12. >Fluttershy points to the sky as fireworks begin to fly.
  13. >She jumps around the stage counting along to the music.
  14. >Pulling out a microphone she begins to sing.
  15.  
  16. >"Out here everyday"
  17. >"I'm always watching you."
  18. >"Everything you say..."
  19. >"Everything you do."
  20.  
  21. >She points at you and gives a deep smile.
  22.  
  23. >"You think your private life"
  24. >"Is sheltered from my eyes."
  25. >"There is no true escape."
  26. >"I'm watching all the time."
  27.  
  28. >"My fur is yellow..."
  29. >"My mane is pink."
  30. >"I'll always follow you,"
  31. >"Be careful when you blink."
  32.  
  33. >The guitars rev up once more and lights cover your home.
  34.  
  35. >"Come here Anon, just give me time."
  36. >"Come here Anon, your dick is mine!"
  37.  
  38. >"Always in focus,"
  39. >"You can't feel my stare."
  40. >"Watching you sleep,"
  41. >"You don't know I'm there."
  42.  
  43. >"I take a pride in probing for a fetish your approve."
  44. >"Sooner or later, your pants I will remove."
  45.  
  46. >"My fur is yellow..."
  47. >"My mane is pink."
  48. >"I'll always follow you,"
  49. >"Be careful when you blink."
  50.  
  51. >"Come here Anon, just give me time."
  52. >"Come here Anon, your dick is mine!"
  53.  
  54. >Fluttershy grabs a nearby guitar and begins to go crazy on the frets.
  55. >How she can possibly do with with hooves, you will never know.
  56.  
  57. >"I will fly, in the sky."
  58. >"Feel my stare, always there."
  59.  
  60. >"There's nothing you can do about it."
  61. >"So just remove your clothes."
  62. >"I feed upon your every thought."
  63. >"And so my lusting grows."
  64.  
  65. >"My fur is yellow..."
  66. >"My mane is pink."
  67. >"I'll always follow you,"
  68. >"Be careful when you blink."
  69.  
  70. >"Come here Anon, just give me time."
  71. >"Come here Anon, your dick is mine!"
  72. >"Come here Anon, just give me time."
  73. >"Come here Anon, I love you, just rut me, your dick is mine!"
  74.  
  75. >The fire dies down and the roar of the heavy metal display begins to return to silence.
  76. >She sets down the guitar and wipes her brow for sweat.
  77. >Fluttering down to your feet, she looks up at you hopefully.
  78. >"Well? Did you like it? Is heavy metal your fetish Anon?"
  79. >You stare at the little yellow pegasus. Unsure of how to respond.
  80. "I've always been more of a Megadeth fan."
  81. >You shut the door in her face.
  82. >"FEATHERS! I KNEW it too."
  83. >You hear the stage being taken down in the front of your home.
  84. >How the hell does she even get these materials.
  85. >Now she knows you like Megadeth though.
  86. >The thought that she may attempt this again, and be right next time, is leaving you
  87. >Sweating Bullets.