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(FR) Fucking Animu - One Shot

By: FlutterPriest on Oct 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.42 KB  |  hits: 149  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You stand at a bookshelf containing all your favorite novels.
  2. "Let's see... Taste of Harmony... Mute Anon... Tough Love... Big Daddy... Young Love..."
  3. >You pull a book off the shelf and examine it closely.
  4. "A Darker Home?"
  5. >You stare at it for a moment.
  6. >Place the book back in it's place.
  7. >Set the bookshelf on fire.
  8. "I don't even care."
  9. >Suddenly there is a knock at your door.
  10. >Answer that shit.
  11. >It's MusturdNoCourage, but she seems to be wearing some form of uniform.
  12. "Well. Let's hear today's guess."
  13. >She sits down and puts on the most adorable face she can muster.
  14. >"Oni-chaaan~~!"
  15. >You just stare at her awkwardly.
  16. >God that's cute.
  17. >"Oni-chaaan! I-I was hoping that you w-would teach me about my body~! <3"
  18. >Aaaand now it's creepy.
  19. "What the fuck are you even doing?"
  20. >Blush marks appear across her face as she puts her hooves together and pushes them together shyly.
  21. >"I-I was thinking maybe big brother would want to do the thing that mommies and daddies do. I prooomise I won't tell!<3"
  22. "Flutter. This.... whatever the fuck you are doing, isn't my fetish. Go home."
  23. >She puffs out her cheeks and pouts.
  24. >"F-Fine! It's not like I like you or anything... B-Baka!"
  25. >Your dick suddenly extends to massive proportions.
  26. >Quick! Close the door!
  27. >You slam the door on your massive boner!
  28. "Fuck!"
  29. >Pull it out and slam the door shut.
  30. >She must never know how close she was to guessing your fetish.
  31. >Fucking Tsunderes.