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(FR) Day Sport in Equestria - One Shot

By: FlutterPriest on Aug 31st, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.95 KB  |  hits: 90  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day sport in Equestria.
  2. >You are Anon, and you are at one of Pinkie Pie's tailgate parties.
  3. >Twilight is reading about the rules and the history of the game.
  4. >Rainbow and Applejack are playing some form of soccer.
  5. >"It's called hoofball Anon!"
  6. >Whatever.
  7. >Sport isn't really Rarity's thing.
  8. >Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy on the otherhand....
  9. >"Oh Aaaanon..."
  10. >Are shitfaced and trying to ride your dick.
  11. "Shut up. I'm trying to watch the game."
  12. >Pony hoofball wasn't the most interesting thing in Equestria, but random violence trumps most TV here.
  13. >"Um, but Anon, I was wondering if we could play catch."
  14. "Really?"
  15. >"Yeah Anon! I was thinking that you could shoot your load at me..."
  16. "No."
  17. >"Awww..."
  18. >"Nonny! NONNY! How about beer pong!"
  19. "Well, what does the winner get?"
  20. >He looks at you with the eyes if a seductress.
  21. >"Anything they want..."
  22. *groan* Twilight? How long till we head to the stadium?
  23. >"About 5 hours."
  24. >Today will be a long day.
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