Fluttershy

 Imnewhere 09/28/12(Fri)00:26 No.4733039

 

    >day howtheF***doyoudogreentext in Equestria

    >wakeup WAAAY to early after your all-nighter watching a star-wars marathon with spike (had to do something with the kid considering you pork his sister in front of him half the time)

    >Try to start morning routine, groggy as hell

    >walk into kitchen have half a heart attack when Mos Eisley Cantina theme starts

    >turn to your right to see YellownDesprite with her skin and hair dyed blue and done up in tentacle looking things like the slut dancers

    What the F***, its to early for this Sh**!!

    >Throw chair at Bluershy and turn around to see her now dressed up as Guedo with a gun pointed to your abdomen

    Jo Jabba goomba con-con coo-coo bon bon

    >pull gun out of holster and shoot her A**

    >where the F*** did I get that gun from

    >run and try to take refuge in bathroom

    >open door, Relentlessnyellow has hair done up in buns wearing a white robe

    >turns to look at me

    Aren't you a little small for a storm trooper?

    >stare at her, debating for a brief moment

    >Flutterbuns begins to slide robe down shoulder

    >NOPE.jpg

    >grab plunger, shove her down toilet

    >Run back to bedroom hopping you can barricade yourself inside

    >only to open door to see a large sphere opening with DarthShy rotating in a chair to face you

    F*** me and together we shall rule Pleasure Town (subtle Anchorman reference)

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    >Blackness

    >She chokes you out

    >wakeup in your bed

    Oh god, I'm glad that was a dream

    >feel an odd weight being bounced on your winkie

    >small green man riding you rev. cowboy

    >turns to look at you

    Large you are, pleasured am I

    >F**king Yoda

    >Not Fluttershy

 

 

 

 Disc Ward !An5R0DiSCo 09/28/12(Fri)00:47 No.4733457

 

    >Day MEDIC! in Equestraia

    >wake up

    >get coffee from dispenser

    >thank Engiejack for the coffee

    >you strap up all the necessary things for your gear, grab your Direct Hit and walk outside

    >explosions, explosions everywhere

    >Suddenly, HeavyShy appears holding a unicorn with her hand up her marehood, using the unfortunate unicorn as a minigun

    >"IS TEAM FORTRESS 2 YOUR FETISH, ANON? OR IS BEING CREDIT TO TEAM?"

    >You run away, and fire all 4 blasts in quick succession at her

    >She gibs apart

    >you fuck SniperSparkle as a celebratory fuck

    >So, this means you're not...

    >Fucking Fluttershy

 

 

 Dreamlander 09/28/12(Fri)04:23 No.4736694

 

    >>4736570

 

    >Day of Monochrome in Equestria!

    >Awaken, and slip into bathroom,

    >You never know if No. 2 Pencilbutt is looking

    >Take shower, get breakfa-

    >*KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK* "i-if that's okay.."

    >Open door. And she isn't yellow.

    >Standing on hind legs, painted black and white, with round ears glued over her horse ears

    >Wearing Kimono

    >"A-Anon? Are Pandorians your fetish?"

    "Pandorians!?"

    >She holds up the new (collectors edition) of WoW: Mists of Pandera!

    "Uh.. no, no, not my fetish.. but.. you know what? I'll do ANYTHING for that box and its contents."

    >"Like.. tell me your fetish?"

    "Uh.. not THAT far.. but, I will screw your brains out."

    >"I'll take it!" *Squee!*

    >Grab, drag, molest

    >You're playing Mists now, even as you're..

    >FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!