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Interrogation

By: Domino_anon on Apr 4th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.82 KB  |  hits: 69  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Interrogation in Equestria
  2. >You are Anon
  3. >You wake up, but immediately regret opening your eyes
  4. >Your head is throbbing, the pain forcing a groan from you
  5. "Ohh... Jesus, how hard did I party last night?"
  6. >Ok, let's assess the situation: you're obviously hung-over and you seem to be sitting in a chair
  7. >You try to rub your temples, but your hands are stopped by something
  8. "What the...?"
  9. >Shackles around your wrists keep you chained to a table in front of you
  10. >Toughing it out, you open your eyes and examine the room you sit in
  11. >A single light bulb hangs from the ceiling, casting a small circle of light around you
  12. >The rest of the room is pitch black
  13. >Wait a minute, you've seen this before
  14. "Whatever this is, I didn't do anything." you call out
  15. >A door slams open in front of you, light pouring into the room
  16. >You try to shield your eyes and the silhouettes of a unicorn and a pegasus appear in the doorway
  17. "Hey whatever this is, I—"
  18. >"Shut up." a gruff voice interrupts you
  19. >The door closes and the mysterious figures step into the light
  20. >The unicorn, a blue pony with a buzzed, mohawk-like mane, steps forward and drops a folder onto the table
  21. >"Alright monkey, here's what's gonna go down. You're gonna confess to what you did, and I won't have to beat you five ways to Sunday."
  22. >Huh, he sounds like Ron Pearlman
  23. "What the hell are you talking about?! I didn't do anything!" you nearly shout
  24. >He punches you with magic and slams his hooves down on the table
  25. >"WE KNOW YOU DID IT, FESS UP!" he shouts
  26. >God damn he hit hard, you think your nose might be bleeding
  27. >The pegasus, a tan pony with a shaggy, brown mane, grabs him and pulls him back
  28. >"Woah, woah, calm down. That's not gonna get us anywhere."
  29. >Of course, this one just HAD to sound like Owen Wilson
  30. >The pegasus pulls up a chair and sits across from you
  31. >"So—Anon, right?— here's what happened, Anon."
  32. >He picks up the manilla folder and opens it
  33. >"Fluttershy, The Element of Kindness, was found dead, murdered, and you're the only suspect."
  34. >This catches you by surprise but you don't let it show, keeping a calm expression
  35. "Let me guess, this is some kind of fetish guess, am I right? Fluttershy hired you two, right?"
  36. >They look at each other, then back at you
  37. >The pegasus speaks up
  38. >"Fluttershy's dead, Anon. You killed her. Why do you think we're here?"
  39. >You're starting to get annoyed
  40. "Yeah, of course and—"
  41. >"Anon..."
  42. >He sets the open folder down and you stop
  43. >Inside is pictures of Fluttershy, throat cut and laying in a pool of blood, your shoe-prints leading away from the body
  44. >The reality of the situation hits you like an angry, retarded linebacker
  45. >She's dead...she's really dead...
  46. >You regain your composure, you manage to stammer out a few words
  47. "Oh god...I-I never wanted this...sure she was annoying, but I...I'd never do this."
  48. >You never wanted her dead
  49. >She may have tried to rape you, but she was the one who found you
  50. >She was one of your only friends in this world
  51. >You drop your head into your hands
  52. >Tears start to build up in your eyes
  53. "She can't be dead..."
  54. >You look up to the two ponies, anger replacing the sadness
  55. "Someone is framing me. I'd never kill her." you say
  56. >The unicorn steps forward
  57. >"And what makes you say that? You clearly killed her."
  58. "You don't KILL the people you love!" you emphasize the word kill
  59. >Your head drops again
  60. "You just can't..."
  61. >A tear rolls down your cheek
  62. >The unicorn clears his throat and the room is lit up
  63. >"Alright Mr. Anon, I think we're done here."
  64. >The two ponies turn and start to head for the door
  65. >You look up as they leave
  66. "S-so I'm free to go?" you ask
  67. >The pegasus laughs
  68. >"Hell no! We're done, but she's about to get started."
  69. "She?" you ask confused
  70. >As soon as the door is opened the two are bowled over by a yellow and pink blur
  71. >Your eyes widen and you shout
  72. "BRACE FOR IMPACT!"
  73. >The yellow blur smashes into you, knocking the chair over and breaking your shackles
  74. >"Oh Anon, I knew you loved me! Now you can move in and—"
  75. "Wait, what?" is all you can say
  76. >Processing...
  77. >Fluttershy=Alive?
  78. "FLUTTERSHY?!" you shout and wrap her in a bear hug
  79. >She hugs back and you both remain silent
  80. "You may have gone a bit too far." you whisper
  81. >"But at least I got you to say you love me." she whispers back
  82. >You push Flutters off of you and stand, then start walking towards the door
  83. >"Anon? Where are you going?"
  84. "Nope." is all you respond with
  85. >You exit the interrogation room and find the unicorn that punched you
  86. "Mind if I borrow this?"
  87. >You take the gun from his belt and turn back to the interrogation room
  88. >The unicorn and pegasus watch as you walk back into the room
  89. >A moment of silence passes
  90. >They both jump as gunshots ring out
  91. >You walk out of the room smiling, blood splattered against your shirt and face
  92. >You hold out your wrists
  93. "Looks like you guys caught me!"
  94.  
  95. End
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