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By: Domino_anon on Apr 11th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.33 KB  |  hits: 50  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Literature in Equestria
  2. >You are Anon
  3. >Wake up to the sound of Twilight's alarm
  4. >It was nice of her to let you stay in the library, but that alarm was loud as fuck
  5. >Smash the alarm with the force of a thousand suns
  6. >Rise from your bed and admire the diploma hanging on the wall
  7. >The only evidence of your literary mastery
  8. "Damn it feels good to be an english major."
  9. >Commence the morning routine of the "Triple S"
  10. >Of course Twilight takes forever in the bathroom, so you have to wait
  11. >Finish the routine and go downstairs to the library
  12. >Inhale deeply and sigh
  13. "I love the smell of knowledge in the morning."
  14. >Grabbing a stack of paper and a quill, you sit down in your comfy chair
  15. >You've spent most of your time here recreating the greatest works of human literature
  16. >A knock on the door halts your writing
  17. "Who the hell is knocking? This is a public library."
  18. >You've got to stop thinking aloud
  19. >You rise from your chair and go to open the door
  20. >Surprise surprise, it's Fluttershy
  21. "You know this is a public library, right? You don't have to knock."
  22. >"O-oh, I know. But I just wanted to make sure y-you were awake."
  23. >You sigh and pinch the bridge of your nose
  24. "Fluttershy I'm trying to recreate Shakespeare, what do you want?"
  25. >She shoots you the bedroom eyes and tries to speak in a sexy tone
  26. >"I'd like to shake your spear."
  27. >Slam the door in her face and return to your comfy chair
  28. >Before you start writing, Twilight descends the stairs
  29. >"What was that about?"
  30. "Fluttershy again. I swear, she won't stop until we're in a comitted relationshi—
  31. >Twilight holds up a hoof to stop you, then points above you
  32. >"Hold on Anon, look."
  33. >You look at the black text above you
  34. "Yeah, what about it?"
  35. >"Look closely. The word "committed" is spelled wrong."
  36. >Your pupils shrink to pinpricks as you realize your mistake
  37. >"Hand over your Grammar Badge."
  38. >Twilight holds out her hoof
  39. >You pull the badge, a tiny, metal book with the words "Reading is Rad!" engraved on it
  40. "But...but it was only a small mistake!"
  41. >You plead as Twilight snatches the badge from you
  42. >She walks to a corner of the library and throws the badge into a furnace
  43. >You fall to your knees and shout to the heavens
  44. >http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
  45. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!"
  46. >You lower your head and sob
  47. >"You're a disgrace."
  48. >Twilight spits on you and trots back into her room
  49. >Bad End
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