- >Deep thinking in Texas
- >You are Domino
- >You lay in your bed, staring at the ceiling
- >The clock on your night stand flashes 2:00
- >The silence of the room causes your mind to wander
- >You ponder the great mysteries of the universe, but eventually come to looking back upon your life
- >You know you're alone, but this silence is unnerving
- >You sigh
- "What the fuck am I doing with my life?"
- >You ask the ceiling
- >You think of your current hobby as a writer
- "I used to make fun of people who liked this shit, and now?"
- >You chuckle
- "Now... I'm a mediocre writer for a thread about ponies from a children's cartoon raping a human."
- >You sit in silence for a moment
- "Why the fuck am I still doing it?"
- >You try to reason with yourself
- "I don't get off to ponies, I don't watch the show, and I sure as hell don't find them 'cute' or 'adorable'."
- >You ponder the reasons
- "Is it because I love the community? Yeah the guys are great and all, but is that why I stick around?"
- >A thought hits you
- "Maybe Mr. Bones was right."
- >You sit up and slide to the edge of your bed, planting your feet on the floor
- >You rest your head in your hands and sigh once more
- "Jesus fucking Christ..."
- >Without thinking, you stand and walk into your kitchen
- "I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing..."
- >Within minutes you stand in your kitchen, wearing nothing but your boxers
- >Making chocolate pudding
- >You freeze and look up from the chocolatey mixture
- "Why the fuck am I making chocolate pudding?"
- >A few seconds of silence pass, then you chuckle
- "Oh yeah, now I remember."
- >You resume making chocolate pudding, a wide smile on your face
- "I've lost control of my life."
- End
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