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A anon story chapter 5

By: Diddo on Jul 16th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 7.45 KB  |  hits: 47  |  expires: Never
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  1. Ch.5: cooking is harder then it looks...
  2.  
  3. >Mornings come to quickly....
  4. >you lay there for several minute, before finally giving up on sleep and and opening your eyes
  5. >the suns brightness blinds you for a few seconds before your eyes adjust
  6. >you get up from your laying position and look around
  7. >somehow you ended up on the couch, with the others laying on the floor still sleeping. All around them, there are party streamers, party hats, a empty bottle, and plates with some food crumbs laying on the floor
  8. >you sigh and get off the couch, rubbing your eyes you make your way to the bathroom, trying to not step on the still sleeping ponies
  9. >twilight has some cleaning to do, you'll have to help clean up later...
  10. >you get to the bathroom and go onto your morning business
  11. >afterwards you open the bathroom door and see the applejack and rainbow dash getting up
  12. >they see you coming out of the bathroom and look at each other, they smile “race you” rainbow challenges
  13. >applejack replies with a “your on!” and they start t race for the bathroom, you jump out of the way in time for them to miss hitting you
  14. >the others are now awake from the sudden noise
  15. >you walk up to the now woken twilight
  16. “they always like this?” you say nudging your head towards applejack banging on the door, yelling “ya'll used your wing!”
  17. >twilight sighs “yah, every since the iron pony competition, there always competing  with each other”
  18. >you smile at the still looking at applejack banging on the door
  19. >you turn to twilight
  20. “So...whats for breakfast? ”
  21.  
  22. >After a...tulip sandwich, you and the six sit at the kitchen table talking about how great the party was
  23. >not too long after spike comes down the stairs, he jesters you to come over to him
  24. > you get up from your seat with a 'excuse me lady's' and walk over to spike, a smile on your face
  25. "So, how was your dance Romeo?"
  26. >he smiles back " it was awesome, I didn't tell her I liked her, but it was fun dancing with her"
  27. "One step at a time little brother" you say fist bumping him
  28. >he keeps smiling "so you want some pancakes?, I hope twilight didn't try to make you eat one of her tulip sandwiches, somepony a don't eat flowers"
  29. "You can make pancakes..."
  30. >"she made you a tulip sandwich didn't she?"
  31. "..."
  32. >"I'll make some pancakes, you can have the first stake" spike says with a hint of pity
  33. >a few minutes later and spike kept his word, he puts the first few pancakes on your plate
  34. >"anon, are you not full from my sandwich I made you?" Twilight asks
  35. "Uh.. Well, um"
  36. >"he doesn't eat flowers twilight" spike saves you
  37. >twilight looks at you with shock then embarrassment
  38. "It's ok twilight, you didn't know" you say before you start eating your pancakes
  39.  
  40. >after your true breakfast, the others started to head home, they had jobs and other things to do in the morning, pinky is the only one left, she walks up to you
  41. >"so anon, ready for your first job at sugar cube corner?"
  42. >you look at the cotton candy mare
  43. "Oh, right. Today's my first day of work" you say getting up from your seat
  44. >you and pinky make your way out the door not before yelling at twilight that your leaving
  45. >you walk down the street going back to sugar cube corner, the streets are busy this time of day it seems, maybe you slept in more the you realized
  46. >as you pass the ponies look at you with fear, backing up if you got too close to them
  47. >your not complaining, your basically the odd one out, here, and pulse your taller then them so your even more intimidating
  48. >if the boys back home could see you now...
  49.  
  50. >you and pinky decide to go the back way into the kitchen, in case you frighten the customers already in the place.
  51. >opening the doors you see a pretty big kitchen, it looks like the ones from tv shows
  52. >"ok anon, your in charge of making the cupcakes"
  53. "I don't know how to make cupcakes.."
  54. >pinky gasps the. Smiles " we'll, looks like I'm going to have to show you!"
  55. >Where did that music come from?
  56. >"all you have to do it take a cup of flower at it to the mix~"
  57. >pinky gets a bowl with mix in it out of nowhere and pours flower into it
  58. >"Now just take a little something sweet, not sour! A bit of salt, just a pinch!~"
  59. >she dumps candy into the bowl, there's candy cupcakes now? Why not?
  60. "Baking these treats is such a cinch! Add a teaspoon of vanilla!~"
  61. >pinky spines a cupcake holder on her nose then flips a spoon filled with what you assume is vinilla
  62. >"Add a little more, and you count to four,And you never get your fill of...~"
  63. >she pops in front of your face
  64. >"Cupcakes! So sweet and tasty!~"
  65. >she bounces around the room
  66. >"Cupcakes! Don't be too hasty!
  67. Cupcakes! Cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!~"
  68.  
  69. >You stare blankly at pinky, a few moments pass and you start clapping
  70. "Bravo, pinky. Well I think I got the most of it, lets try and make some cupcakes"
  71. >pinky smiles at you
  72.  
  73. >Mrs. Cake stares open mouthed at what has happened to her kitchen. There is dough everywhere, with pots and pans all spread out, and ingredients thrown all over the place
  74. >you stand in the middle of it with pinky covered in dough and flower, holding a batch of your newly created cupcakes, you take a bite out of one and nod your head
  75. "These don't taste too bad" you hand it over to pinky
  76. >she takes a bite out of it and nods also " a little too much salt, but still edible, not like your first batch" she agrees
  77. "Hey, you didn't say how long to put them in for"
  78. >pinky opens her mouth to protest but notices Mrs. cake " oh, hi mrs. Cake! I'm showing anon how to make cupcakes"
  79. >"m-my kitchen..." She mumbles
  80. >you look at the mess you created and put a hand behind your head
  81. "Uh... Sorry mrs. Cake, we will clean it up right away"
  82. >she nods slowly and starts to walk out, not before saying 'my beautiful kitchen..."
  83. >you and pinky start to clean the place, it was your fault after all
  84.  
  85. >cleaning the kitchen take a half hour, you and pinky stand in the middle of the kitchen, pinky making the cupcakes this time and you doing the dishes
  86. >time passes quickly and soon, your finished working
  87. >you open the backdoor of the kitchen and stretch, noticing pinky isn't coming out you poke your head in the door again
  88. "Hey, you coming home?"
  89. >this is my home silly, I live at sugar cube corner"
  90. >no wonder she's so hyper all the time...
  91. "We'll alright, I'll be back tomorrow"
  92. >"ok bye anon!" Pinky waves goodbye and you start to walk done the street
  93. >the one busy streets have fewer ponies now, probably because its late in the afternoon
  94. >you start to hum the song pinky sang to you, you have to remember it, it's quit helpful in making cupcakes, maybe you'll get your siste-
  95. >you stop in the middle of the road and look down, you forgot, you had to get home somehow, you where too busy having your party and twilight asking questions that you forgot that you needed to find a way home
  96. >you start walking to twilights house, it starts off as walking but quickly go's into jogging which turns Into a full sprint
  97. >you make it back to twilights house and go inside
  98. "Twilight?" You call out
  99. >there's no answer, you try again
  100. "Hey, twilight!"
  101. >again there's no answer, you sigh and go lay on the couch
  102. "I guess she's not home..."
  103. >you close your eyes and start to think
  104. >how the hell are you going to get home? Could twilight maybe do a spell to teleport you?
  105. >would it hurt to be teleported? Or would you just blink and then 'poof' your in your room or something?
  106. >what would happen if she messed up?
  107. >... That's a frightening thought
  108. >well, no point in thinking about it now
  109. >sleep overtakes you