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>mfw no sky

By: Deuterium129 on Sep 10th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.85 KB  |  hits: 59  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You had a fun time at the movies with Anon.
  2. >He welcomed you when you arrived at the earth terminal.
  3. >He showed you the city, took you out for a nice dinner, and finally went to the movies with you!
  4. >He picked out a movie about a forbidden love romance between a pony and a human.
  5. >He said it got good reviews, but you suspect he did it for you.
  6. >Either way, it was a nice gesture.
  7. >You head out of the movies, with Anon following up from behind you.
  8. >As you exit the building, you see it’s dark out.
  9. >How long was that movie?
  10. >Before you dwell on it more, a deep seated feeling rises up inside of you.
  11. >A forgotten instinct, one used back in the days of the cavepony.
  12. >Its telling you that something right now, is very, VERY wrong here.
  13. >You enter a paralyzed state, and slowly inch your view up into the sky.
  14. >Theres nothing up there, save for the moon.
  15. >Every star in the sky is gone.
  16. >You heard that earth’s sun, was also a star that happened to be really close to the planet.
  17. >If these stars went out, wouldn’t that mean that the sun is gone as well?
  18. >You back yourself up against the building, and are now trembling in fear.
  19. >”Uhh, skies?”
  20. >You think Anon is talking, but all you hear is a mumble of words.
  21. >[screams internally]
  22. >’If theres no sun, then every plant will die!’
  23. >’when the plants die, there will be no more air or food on the planet!’
  24. >’Every nation will go to war with each other for air and supplies!’
  25. >’Thousands of air raids will strike this city, nukes will fall from the sky, and I will be the last one alive on earth!’
  26. >’Anon will die in my hooves, and I will be forced to walk the earth eternally until I die of suffocation, or starvation!’
  27. [spoiler]>’I will never get Anon’s hot monkey dick.'[/spoiler]
  28. >[screams externally]
  29. >You feel a liquid pool at your hooves before you black out.
  30.  
  31. --------------------------------------------------
  32.  
  33. >You are Anon.
  34. >And what the fuck just happened?
  35. >You had been having the best day in years.
  36. >You took a nice mare out to the city, treated her to dinner, and finally showed her a movie you thought she would like.
  37. >You followed her out of the theater, when she suddenly stopped, backed herself into a wall, screamed bloody murder, pissed herself and passed out.
  38. >Why can’t you just have a normal day with a friend [spoiler]or something else[/spoiler] for once?
  39. >I mean, you thought the movie was cheesy, but you didn't expect her to take it THAT bad.
  40. >She seemed happy after the movie.
  41. >You guess she was still in shock.
  42. >You grab her and carry her back to the car.
  43. >You try not to mind the fact that she is wet.
  44. >When you get home, after a shower, you decide to bitch on /tv/ that ‘hands and hooves’ is the worst movie you have ever seen, and that malaria is more preferable than that.
  45. >...Like those faggots actually care about anything you have to say.
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