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The Cuddly Amazon [WIP]

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  1. >You are anonymous
  2. >Well technically, you're just a kid going through high school, in love with a girl who was way out of your league
  3. >But it wasn't like she'd notice your scrawny, virgin ass anyway
  4. >So you were effectively anonymous
  5. >Unfortunately, you mentioned that to a friend, who spread it around like AIDS in Africa
  6. >So now, you were anonymous and Anonymous all at the same time
  7. >And that girl you were after didn't even know your nickname, let alone your real name
  8. >No, it was of course a different chick who wanted your D
  9. >Not an insanely unnatractive one like that Rarity bitch, but still just not your type
  10. >For one thing, she had at least a head of height on you, arms the size of your thighs, and thighs about the size of a tree trunk
  11. >It was like someone had given Chun-Li a rainbow coloured hair do and put her in sportswear that barely fit
  12. >Like X Tekken, but not cancer inducing terrible
  13. >But no matter what character that had more porn drawn of her than any other in the world, or painfully bad video game you compared her to, it didn't detract from the truth
  14. >This amazon of a woman was after the dick, your dick
  15. >You'd seen Futurama, you knew where this would end up
  16. >So you did your best to both humour her, and do the thing that women always did to you, stick her in the friend zone
  17. >And for the most part, she complied
  18. >But sometimes she got a little...feely
  19. >But no matter, today she was nowhere in sight and you could enjoy the latest installment of A Song of Ice and Fire in peace
  20. >Which one of the few good, sympathetic characters left would get killed off this time, you wonder to yourself as you open the cover
  21. >Mmmm, that new book smell
  22. >The smell of paper, plastic and...a slight hint of sweat and perfume?
  23. >Maybe a sweaty chick got it first or something
  24. >Eugh, you'd have to be sure to wash your hands after reading it
  25. >Suddenly, you're grabbed from behind and put into a headlock
  26. >For an instant you freeze in fear, so it had come to this
  27. >You break down blubbering at the pressure exerted on your weedy neck
  28. "Oh god please no! My wallet's in the bag, and so's my laptop! Just take it and leave me alone!"
  29. >A throaty chuckle comes from behind you and the pressure relaxes, but you notice a new one around your chest
  30. >And then your vision goes dark as a soft, massive hand is placed over your eyes
  31. >"Guess who, Anonymous?"
  32. >Oh son of a bitch
  33. "God dammit Rainbow Dash, you almost made me piss myself!"
  34. >She laughs again and ruffles your hair
  35. >"Oh come on, you were just doing egghead stuff anyway. It's nothing you can't or don't do every day you're here, right?"
  36. >Oddly enough, the gigantic beast of a  woman had a good point
  37. >You spent almost every lunch hour sitting in the library, just reading or doing homework
  38. "Fine, you win. What do you want to do, Dash?"
  39. >She makes a show of thinking, scratching her chin and looking into the distance
  40. >Finally, she snaps her fingers
  41. >"I got it, let's do dodgeball!"
  42. >Something in your mind snaps and you try to scramble over the table, away from the insane woman trying to get you to play that bloodsport
  43. >Unfortunately, she's far quicker than you and scoops you into a bear hug before you even clear your chair
  44. >As you struggle against her you, by no choice of your own, feel exactly what the composition of her body is
  45. >You knew she was absolutely ripped, and you had been expecting a layer of diamond hard rock, with the same feeling as laying on a linoleum floor
  46. >But, while you can certainly feel the muscle that is so well defined against her skin, there is a thin layer of fat over her curving body
  47. >It's not the kind that you'd find on that fat slob Pinkie, whose diet consited mostly of candy, but the kind that would go on a rugby player
  48. "Hey, Dash. What sports do you play again?"
  49. >She seems startled by your question and takes a moment to respond
  50. >"Uh, I do javelin throw, hammer toss...Oh! And I love rugby! Nothin' quite like stomping another chicks ugly face into the mud."
  51. >She chuckles cruely and you get a sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach
  52. >"Alight, Anon, let's get going!"
  53. >With that, she starts carrying you towards the gym, slung over her shoulder like a sack of meat
  54. >This was going to be a bad day...
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  56. >You stand across the gym floor from an athletic giant gripping a ball the size of your head and grinning like a maniac
  57. >You gulp and hold your ball to your chest and stare at your opponent, occasionally flinching at her slight movements
  58. >Rainbow Dash calls across the room to you
  59. >"Hey, Anon! Let's make this more interesting!"
  60. >Your eye twitches a bit and you yell back at her
  61. "More interesting than balls flying at my head with the velocity of an unladen swallow? How could you possibly manage that?"
  62. >She stares blankly at you, clearly not getting it
  63. >Uncultured bitch
  64. >"Loser has to do whatever the winner wants for the weekend!"
  65. >You could see where this was coming from miles away
  66. "Why the hell would I agree to that?"
  67. >She grins with a vengeful look
  68. >"Because if you don't, I'll make you my bitch for the rest of the year, by force!"
  69. >Well shit
  70. >Then again, if that wasn't motivation, you didn't know what was
  71. "Fine, whatever. Let's just get this shit over with."
  72. >And without warning, a ball smashes into onto your face and drops you on your ass
  73. >You drop your own and grip your possibly broken nose, opening your eyes and glaring across the floor through thetears of pain
  74. "What the fuck, Dash?"
  75. >She just grins and tosses a ball up and down
  76. >"First to three hits wins. And you did say go."
  77. >With that, she whips the ball at you with roughly the force it takes to smash through concrete
  78. >You roll to the side and manage to avoid it, standing as soon as you can
  79. "Missed bit--!"
  80. >The follow up ball slams into your shoulder and spins you about, depositing you where you had just been
  81. >"That's two! I can't wait to have a little slave of my own."
  82. >No more, time to get serious
  83. >You spring up and grab the ball nearest to you
  84. >No boundaries had been set, so you charge like the William Wallace, screaming as if you were trying out for a metal band
  85. >You don't even see what hits you, all you know is that one second you're close enough to see the dribble of sweat running into Dash's cleavage, and the next you're sprawled on the ground with a curious, circular imprint on your cheek
  86. >When you finally find the willpower to get up, you see Rainbow Dash standing above you, holding a ball in one hand and extending the other to you
  87. >Well, at least she was a good sport about it
  88. >You take her firm, but soft hand and have your arm nearly torn from your socket as she pulls you to your feet
  89. >You wince and rub the shoulder, and to her credit, Rainbow Dash blushes and mumbles an apology
  90. >"Well, uh. Looks like I won! I'll expect you over at my place at eight with whatever you need to live away from home for three days."
  91. >Wait what?
  92. "What the fuck are you talking about, Dash?"
  93. >She gives a toothy, gloating grin
  94. >"I won, you're my slave for the weekend. My LIVE-IN slave."
  95. >You're fucked
  96. >That's it, your life is completely over, you'll never recover from this one
  97. >Your shoulders slump in defeat and you begin the long walk to your locker, and Dash calls after you
  98. >"Hey Anonymous! Don't be late!"
  99. >Shit
  100. >Four hours later, you're standing outside your new masters house with a duffel bag in your hand and a scowl on your face
  101. >You'd made the excuse that you needed to work on a big project with your friend so you were staying over the weekend to do so
  102. >Whether they believed you or not didn't matter, you'd be out of there soon enough anyway
  103. >With dread twisting your guts, you knock on the door to the flat
  104. >Rainbow Dash pulls the door open and stands in the doorway, filling it quite entirely
  105. >"Perfect, right on time! Come on in, I've got dinner cooking right now."
  106. >She heads back inside with you in tow, wondering why she was making dinner this late
  107. >As though reading your mind, she pipes up from inside the kitchen
  108. >"I go to the gym around six, usually, for a couple hours and I don't want to workout on a full stomach. So it's always late dinners for me."
  109. >You look around the living room you're standing in
  110. >It's fairly small, but then it is a flat
  111. >There's a big, tube TV as the centerpiece, with an old Xbox and Dreamcast plugged into it, and a bookshelf full of games
  112. >The area is otherwise fairly spare, a simple loveseat couch across from the TV and an end table with a picture of three people, family members you assume, smiling at the camera
  113. >Something half hidden behind the couch catches your eye though
  114. >You walk over to check it out, and what you find makes you drop your back, and pop a boner, in shock
  115. >Sitting there, behind the couch and gathering dust, is a contol console for Steel Battalion
  116. >A closer inspection reveals it to be from one of the originals, instead of the copies, increasing its rarity that much more
  117. >Dash walks back in carrying two plates of delicious smelling chicken and rice, but pauses when she sees what you're looking at
  118. >"I-it's not what you think!"
  119. >You brush the dust of the controller and look up at her with amazement in your eyes
  120. "It's an original Steel Battalion controller! This is fucking awesome Dash, why didn't you invite me over sooner?"
  121. >The blush deepends and she sets the food down on the end table
  122. >"W-well, I kinda have...you're just always busy."
  123. >Oh, right
  124. >Well no matter, the food looked delicious at least
  125. "Sorry about that. But hey, let's eat!"
  126. >She smiles and hands you the plate of food, which you eagerly dig into
  127. >The chicken is spiced in such a way that makes your tastebuds tingle in pleasure, and the rice is a mixture of wild and brown, spiced with curry
  128. >It was amazing
  129. >When you're finished, about two minutes after Dash who had been staring at you since her fork had been put down, you wipe your mouth and smile
  130. "That was delicious! Man, I really should have come over sooner."
  131. >An odd thought crosses your mind, odd not from its nature but from th moment it came up
  132. "Hey Dash, where're your parents? I figure they'd be home by now."
  133. >Her face breaks from geniunely cheerful to a weak, forced smile of false reassurance
  134. >"Oh, uh...they kicked me out a while ago. I had this phase where I was all into chicks and kinda brought my girlfriend home, and well...Here I am!"
  135. >She laughs nervously and looks down at the couch
  136. >"My grandpa though, he was cool. He's the one that pays the rent on this place, and I work for the food. I taught myself everything about house stuff I know."
  137. >You smile nervously, clearly this was a touchy subject
  138. >You give her a gentle punch in her massive shoulder to snap her out of the little trance she's in
  139. "So, uh. I'm you're slave now, I guess. What d'you want me to do first?"
  140. >She snaps back to reality and goes back to the aloof, grinning Rainbow Dash you knew and tried to avoid when possible
  141. >Right. Go get some drinks from the fridge. I'll take a Guinness, you can have whatever. Oh, and pop a bag of popcorn into the microwave. It's in the cupboard above the fridge."
  142. >You stand a give her a silly bow, which makes her giggle in the biggest display of girliness you've seen from her, ever
  143. "Your will be done, mistress."
  144. >With that, you walk into the kitchen to find the items
  145. >You hear Dash get up and walk down the hallway, pressumedly to her room for something
  146. >Whatever
  147. >You open the fridge and know immediately that the weekend wouldn't be too bad
  148. >There's more alcohol in here than food
  149. >It takes you a good minute to find Rainbow's Guinness, and decide to take one for yourself as well
  150. >You set the stout on the counter and grab the popcorn, which was exactly where it was said to be, to pop in the microwave
  151. >You set the timer and let it go, taking  a moment to lean against the sink and think
  152. >Dash didn't seem like too bad of a person, just a little over eager
  153. >You probably wouldn't have a hard time getting along with her, if it wasn't for her constant advances on you
  154. >Sure, maybe some might call you a faggot, but you just weren't into girls that could bench five of you
  155. >But you wonder what exactly she would have planned for this weekend, and you prayed that it wouldn't end with your death by crushed pelvice
  156. >The thought makes you shudder, and the microwave chimes that it's done
  157. >You take a silver bowl from what you pray is the clean side of the sink, recover the popped corn, and pour it into the bowl
  158. >Rainbow Dash tromps up the hallway and you can hear the squeak of tortured springs as she hops onto the couch
  159. >You walk back in, beer and popcorn in hand
  160. >She's laying across the couch, feet comically sticking out over the end and into empty air, in flannel pyjamas that were, somehow, too large for her
  161. >"Just set the stuff down on the table and get over here, Anon."
  162. >She raises a remote and flicks on the TV
  163. >The Jungle Book, the old Disney film not the live action one, is already playing, though is only at the intro
  164. >You sit down by Dash's legs, barely having enough room to fit the edge of your ass on the cushion
  165. >"Oh no you don't."
  166. >She pounces like a spider and drags you into a spooning position, as the little spoon
  167. >Your hands unconsciously move to cover your balls and you curl up a bit tighter as Dash squeezes you like a favourite teddy bear
  168. >The worst part, to your mind, is that it's not entirely unpleasent
  169. >While more muscular than Rowdy Roddy Piper, she has a thin layer of fat over it
  170. >Not enough to be obnoxious mind you, but it's enough to make a difference in comfort
  171. >Instead of a slab of marble, being cuddled by her is more like have a firm mattress snuggles against you
  172. >Albeit, one with tits better placed in a bowling alley
  173. >You find yourself pressing closer against you as the movie goes on, especially near the end at the confrontation with Shere Khan
  174. >When he pounced at Mowgli, after that oh so eloquent count, you flinched and pressed against Rainbow Dash
  175. >Her grip tightened slightly, and one of her hands found its way into stroking your hair
  176. >This was terrible, to you
  177. >You were being immasculated, well more than usual, by her
  178. >What was worse is that it didn't feel bad, you felt comfortable, warm, and safe when you were in her arms
  179. >Your brain viscerally rejected it, but your body told you it was all good
  180. >Dash, for her part, didn't let go even after the credits were rolling
  181. >Instead, her fingers started stroking your cheek and neck, and she started nibbling on your ears
  182. >Finally, your brain kicks your body in the blue balls it was quickly developing and you spring against her grasp
  183. >She reluctantly lets go and you turn to face her with a deep bow
  184. >You had to play the role of slave, at least
  185. "Mistress, it is very late. We should get to bed. Would you like me to tuck you in, perhaps a good night kiss?"
  186. >She yawns, smiles and stands up before picking you up like a child
  187. >"You're right, it is time for bed. But for you too, not just me."
  188. >Of course, you can do nothing
  189. >You simply relax and go with the flow of things
  190. "Yes, mistress."
  191. >She smiles and tousles your hair, to which you grimace
  192. >You yawn as she opens the door to her room and pushes into the dark niche
  193. >You feel yourself being set down, and the weight of her settles behind you
  194. >She hugs you again and runs her fingers through your hair and across your cheeks
  195. >Weariness begins to overtake you and you begin to nod off
  196. >Before you sleep though, you feel her arms encircle your midriff and it gives you one last conscious thought
  197. >Oh god, what have you got yourself into