Sarcasm

>"You really need to tone down the sarcasm, Anon"

"Oh I'm sure i do, Twilight"

>"No, seriously, that's exactly what I'm talking about, its like you communicate entirely in sarcasm"

"Whatever you say, Twilight"

>She throws her head back, "UUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH", and strides out of the room

>And with that, you head home

 

 

>You are Anon, and you are asleep

>You don't know it, but there is someone in your house

>In your room

>Standing beside your bead

>"You like sarcasm, huh? Well, let's just see how much you like after...this!"

>A small flash of light illuminates your room

>And with that, your mystery guest is gone

 

 

>You wake up

"Oh I so absolutely LOVE the sun in my eyes"

>You then stroll over the the curtains and rip them open, and stare directly a the sun

>OW GOD WHY

>Why the fuck did you do that?

 

 

>Downstairs

>Looking for breakfast

>"Applejacks: Taste just like their namesake", a box reads

"Oh yeah, I'm sure they do"

>Normally at this point, you would close the pantry and go shove your head into one of those delicious diabetes on a pan that infuriating pink horse serves

>But not today

>Today, for whatever reason, you decide to grab a bowl and eat through, not one, but two bowls of the artificial apple flavor on flakes of cardboard this world calls 'cereal'

>That was unpleasant

 

 

>Go for a walk to take your mind off of things

>Twilight shows up

>Great

>"So Anon, we got off to a bit of a rocky start yesterday, but I'd really like you to reconsider helping me at the library today"

"Oh that sounds like an absolute blast twilight"

>And so you helped organize what you are pretty sure can be called "Every book ever written" by Author name, Date of publication, Length, Number of editions, and Exact moldy old book smell

>As you walk home, the sun sets, and you contemplate how much Celestia would need to be bribed to throw every writer in Equestria into it

 

 

>When you thought it couldn't get any worse

>"Oh Anon, I know you said you'd said 'No' exactly 327 and one half times, but would you like to bend me over and rut me right here in the street?"

>You unzip your [spoiler]dick[/spoiler] pants, and gleefully smile at the yellow nuisance before you

"Oh I'd absolutely love to"

 

 

>Many minutes of filthy public sex later

>"Anon, will you marry me?"

"I can't think of aaanything I'd love more, Fluttershy"

>She almost passes out from squeeing

 

 

>Months later

>You are Fluttershy are at your wedding

>Celestia is presiding

>"Anon, do you take this mare to be your lawfully wedded wife"

"I sooo, do, Celestia"

>Today was a sarcasm kind of day

 

 

>You are Fluttershy

>You peek out of one eye

>Yep, still asleep

>Quietly, you slide out of the bed, and tip-toe down the stairs, and over to the draconiquis sleeping on your couch

>"I was wondering when you would pay your end of the bargain"

"Oh don't worry, I always planned to, I just love seeing you squirm"

>You pop open an ornate box, and a scrotum hops out of its own accord, and reattaches itself to the beast before you

>"Eeee-yes, feels go good be whole once again"

>You head back up the stairs and gaze at the beautiful creature asleep in your bed

"I know exactly what you mean"