- >Day Travis Touchdown in Equestria
- >Wake up
- >Go through morning routine.
- >Make sure beam katana is charged.
- >Walk over to Purple Jelly 5 poster and lick all the characters' faces, as is your custom in the morning.
- "Moeeeeee..."
- >Knocking at door.
- >Open door to see Sluttershy sitting at your door.
- >She's holding a flute awkwardly in her mouth sideways.
- >How would she even play that thing?
- >"T-travis... I-it's time to duel... If that's ok with you..."
- >the ends of her flute extend into beam katanas, but the heat of the blades burn her mouth and she drops the weapon.
- >"A-are homocidal fangirls your fetish?"
- >Ewww. 3d pig disgusting.
- >Put away beam katana.
- >Grab her in a bear hug under her forelimbs.
- >"Oh yes! I knew I got it right this ti-"
- >Perform backwards piledriver suplex on the bitch.
- >She's out cold.
- >You advanced to rank 51!
- >The fuck? You were rank 1!
- >Beating Fluttershy got you demoted.
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
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