- >Decide to buy fluffy pony
- >Head to the Fluffy Pony Store
- >Gray Pegasus with blonde maine and tail
- >Buy it
- >Name it Derpy Fluff
- >First day
- >It seems she's just like any other fluffy, except she's more clumsy
- >Bumps into things frequently
- >An "oopsies" always follows
- >Throwing the ball with her
- >She sprints to it as fast as her little hooves can take her
- >As she reaches the ball, she trips over it and stumbles to the ground
- >tears.jpg
- >"Daddy, why baww huwt dewpy?"
- >Explain that the ball did it accidentally, it didn't mean it and it's sowwy
- >Rock her to sleep
- >She wakes up later and asks to go outside
- >You watch as she trots over to the ball
- >"S okay bawwy, Dewpy stiww wuv you."
- >She hugs the ball and picks it up in her mouth
- >Trots back to you and drops it at her feet
- >"Baww and Dewpy fwiends again!"
- >You pat her on the head and go and fix spaghetti
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