Title:           Part one: Manticore
Author:          Broguesman
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/6wh6ii69
First Edit:      Saturday 17th of March 2012 09:38:29 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 17th of March 2012 09:38:29 PM CDT

It's near midnight, and the rain is falling on the everfree forest, in a clearing near the forests borders, a starved beast, half lion half scorpion, claws away at the door of a small caravan.
Without warning, a sleeping being falls from the clouds.
 
Unnamed humans perspective
 
 
>wake up in forest clearing near smashed up wagon
>not feeling like P Diddy
>Who the hell is P Diddy?
>Who the hell am I?
>decide to get moving before filthy gypsies steal shoes and rum
>get accosted by Lion with scorpion up ass
>too sober for this shit
>smash rum bottle over beasts head
>THE BEAST FALLS
>TRUE WARRIOR!, VICTORY DRINK!
>"WHERES THE FUCKING RUM GONE?"
>Oh yeah, maybe not that sober afterall
>Also, where am I and why am I shirtless?
>when did it start raining? Find shelter.
>try to prop up passed out creature like a tent
..."FUCK"
>This isn't going to work
>I should probably try the caravan
>Knock on the door
>fall to the floor
>No walking of the dinosaur just very slippy mud.
"Is anybody HOOOME?, Could you let me in? Its wet out here!."
>"Is the manticore gone?"
>look over at kitty tent
>Its face down in a puddle and not breathing
"KIND OF."
>the door slowly opens
>ready fists to crush potential gypsy wagon dwellers
>"what can the great and-"
 
PERSPECTIVE SWITCH GO
 
Wagon dwellers perspective
 
>"WHRRS HR F--ING RMM GUNN"
>You jolt awake at the roar of what you assume to be the manticore that has trapped you in your caravan for two days
>you lie still trying to be as quiet as possible
>"-UCK"
>that is definately not a manticore
>"Is anybody HOOOME?, Could you let me in? Its wet out here!."
>A pony!, Male voice! Some colt has come to rescue me (and get out the rain)
"is the Manticore gone?"
>"KIND OF"
>You unlock the door and slowly pull it open
"What can the great and powerful Trixie do for a hero such as yourSEAARGHAHATARGH MONSTER, MONSTER"
>"...Hi"
"Oh, you're that Anon human who hangs out with those nerds in Ponyville"
>"Im the what human that hangs out with what nerds where?"
"..."
>behind the human lies the manticore, its lower body poorly propped up with sticks and its head submerged in a shallow puddle
"What happened to the manticore?"
>The human presses the side of his...thing to his forehead
>"I subdued the beast non-lethally, then I drowned it in a puddle."
"...Okay"
>"can I come in yet?"
"...Sure"
>the creature crawls through the door and stretches itself across the floor
>"I'm just going to sleep here for a bit okay?"
"Okay"
>you carefully step over the human and climb onto your own bed, it's still dark out and you're still sleepy
"hey human?"
>"yeah?"
"I'm sorry I thought you were a monster"
>"thats okay, I thought you were a blue gremlin with its arms amputated"
"...."
"Hey Human?"
>"yeah?"
"What's your name?"
>"I don't even know, just let me sleep."
 
END PART 1