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Part one: Manticore

By: Broguesman on Mar 17th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.82 KB  |  hits: 212  |  expires: Never
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  1. It's near midnight, and the rain is falling on the everfree forest, in a clearing near the forests borders, a starved beast, half lion half scorpion, claws away at the door of a small caravan.
  2. Without warning, a sleeping being falls from the clouds.
  3.  
  4. Unnamed humans perspective
  5.  
  6.  
  7. >wake up in forest clearing near smashed up wagon
  8. >not feeling like P Diddy
  9. >Who the hell is P Diddy?
  10. >Who the hell am I?
  11. >decide to get moving before filthy gypsies steal shoes and rum
  12. >get accosted by Lion with scorpion up ass
  13. >too sober for this shit
  14. >smash rum bottle over beasts head
  15. >THE BEAST FALLS
  16. >TRUE WARRIOR!, VICTORY DRINK!
  17. >"WHERES THE FUCKING RUM GONE?"
  18. >Oh yeah, maybe not that sober afterall
  19. >Also, where am I and why am I shirtless?
  20. >when did it start raining? Find shelter.
  21. >try to prop up passed out creature like a tent
  22. ..."FUCK"
  23. >This isn't going to work
  24. >I should probably try the caravan
  25. >Knock on the door
  26. >fall to the floor
  27. >No walking of the dinosaur just very slippy mud.
  28. "Is anybody HOOOME?, Could you let me in? Its wet out here!."
  29. >"Is the manticore gone?"
  30. >look over at kitty tent
  31. >Its face down in a puddle and not breathing
  32. "KIND OF."
  33. >the door slowly opens
  34. >ready fists to crush potential gypsy wagon dwellers
  35. >"what can the great and-"
  36.  
  37. PERSPECTIVE SWITCH GO
  38.  
  39. Wagon dwellers perspective
  40.  
  41. >"WHRRS HR F--ING RMM GUNN"
  42. >You jolt awake at the roar of what you assume to be the manticore that has trapped you in your caravan for two days
  43. >you lie still trying to be as quiet as possible
  44. >"-UCK"
  45. >that is definately not a manticore
  46. >"Is anybody HOOOME?, Could you let me in? Its wet out here!."
  47. >A pony!, Male voice! Some colt has come to rescue me (and get out the rain)
  48. "is the Manticore gone?"
  49. >"KIND OF"
  50. >You unlock the door and slowly pull it open
  51. "What can the great and powerful Trixie do for a hero such as yourSEAARGHAHATARGH MONSTER, MONSTER"
  52. >"...Hi"
  53. "Oh, you're that Anon human who hangs out with those nerds in Ponyville"
  54. >"Im the what human that hangs out with what nerds where?"
  55. "..."
  56. >behind the human lies the manticore, its lower body poorly propped up with sticks and its head submerged in a shallow puddle
  57. "What happened to the manticore?"
  58. >The human presses the side of his...thing to his forehead
  59. >"I subdued the beast non-lethally, then I drowned it in a puddle."
  60. "...Okay"
  61. >"can I come in yet?"
  62. "...Sure"
  63. >the creature crawls through the door and stretches itself across the floor
  64. >"I'm just going to sleep here for a bit okay?"
  65. "Okay"
  66. >you carefully step over the human and climb onto your own bed, it's still dark out and you're still sleepy
  67. "hey human?"
  68. >"yeah?"
  69. "I'm sorry I thought you were a monster"
  70. >"thats okay, I thought you were a blue gremlin with its arms amputated"
  71. "...."
  72. "Hey Human?"
  73. >"yeah?"
  74. "What's your name?"
  75. >"I don't even know, just let me sleep."
  76.  
  77. END PART 1
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