- A short one. Possibly continued by someone other than the original author. I give it 6/10.
- Author: One, possibly two Anons
- Parts: 2
- 1/2
- >you bought fluffy pegasus
- >fluffy pony's wings are so tiny you can barely see them under all that fluff
- >fluffy pony cannot fly
- >fluffy pony is very sad, babbling "wan fwy, wai no fwy?"
- >you tie two balloon to fluffy pony
- >fluffy pony is hovering in the air in your flat
- >fluffy pony is confused at first but then she realize she's finally flying
- >fluffy pony is happy, she starts flapping her tiny wings and nothing happens, she starts moving her tiny legs and nothing happens
- >after while she gets tired and fall asleep, still floating
- 2/2
- >fluffy pony then concentrates on pooping
- >you try to stop her from doing that
- >too late
- >fluffy pony defecates and urinates
- >get sorry-stick
- >whack fluffy pony like a piñata
- >throw her corpse into trash bin
- >another fluffy pony from another flat sees this
- >thinks that all fluffy ponies are piñatas too
- >starts beating herself up to get candy out
- >POR QUÉ?!!
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Hovering, Defecation, and Pinatas [SHORT]
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