- >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
- >Your alloy horn blends in and no one notices that it was attached.
- >You have finished your morning run when you hear giggling.
- >You wonder around and see a female earth fluffy hiding in your area.
- >She has red fluff and a blue purple mane.
- >She is shaking with excitement.
- >”Wosebewwy find gud hide spot. Nuu fwuffy fin Wosebewwy!”
- >You gently push the fluffy, “Why yoo in Deadmeat pwace?”
- >She gets up and stomps angrily, “Nuuu, yoo fin Wosebewwy!”
- >Roseberry turns and looks at you seeing all your scars.
- >”Ahhhh! Munta fwuffy! Hewp!” She turns and runs away slowly.
- >You stomp in frustration, “Deadmeat nuu munsta! Yoo bad fwuffy! Go way!”
- >You turn to go back to your hidey hole.
- >”Wahhh! Hewp Wosebewwy! Wosebewwy in twouble!”
- >You turn around, “Deadmeat no munsta!”
- >You see the earth fluffy running back toward you, “Meanie fwuffy gowing to get Wosebewwy!”
- >She runs past you as you see the small group of fluffies behind her walking toward you.
- >There is a large unicorn and pegasus fluffy both flanked by two large earth fluffies, all male.
- >You see a smaller Pegasus behind them.
- >You start to puff your cheeks at their approach.
- >You stomp your foot, “Go way! Dis Deameat pwace!”
- >The invading fluffies start to puff their cheeks.
- >The unicorn starts to speak, “Yoo meanie fwuffy! Yoo go way, dis bewong smawty fwen now!”
- >”Deadmeat no meanie! Go way or big owchies!”
- >”Nuu! Dis now smawty pwace yoo go way!” The unicorn stomps while the rest give you a raspberry in unison.
- >The unicorn puffs his cheeks.
- >”Yoo go way or big… AHHHH!”
- >You charge and poke the unicorns cheeks with your horn.
- >He yelps as boo boo juice starts to flow from the wound.
- >The Pegasus sees his friend injured and turns to hug him.
- >While he is distracted you bite his ear and jerk him down.
- >He starts to cry while covering his hurt ear.
- >You quickly buck one of the earth fluffies in his jaw knocking him down.
- >The last earth fluffy starts to cower begging, “Fwuffy sowwy! Pwease no hewt fwuffy!”
- >You still boop him on the nose for good measure.
- > He breaks down sobbing.
- >”Wahhhh! Yoo meanest munsta fwuffy! Yoo boop sowwy fwuffy nose! Huuu Huuu huuuuuuuu!”
- >The small Pegasus that was behind is looking at you with disdain.
- >Now you can see her closer you see it is a female Pegasus.
- >She has blue green fluff, a green mane and emerald eyes.
- >You look at her, “Why yoo in Deadmeat pwace?”
- >She just huffs at you.
- >”Yoo mean fwuffy, go way!” you start to walk toward her.
- >Suddenly the pegasus jumps and charges you.
- >He catches you by surprise and boops your nose hard.
- >You back up hearing his teeth nip around your head as he tries to bite you.
- >You get your bearings and push him backward.
- >He lands on his back with an umf.
- >You run up and start to stomp his ribs, “Deadmeat gif BIG owchies! Yoo bad fwuffy!”
- >He writhes in pain, “Fwuffy no wet yoo hewt smawty fwen!”
- >You glance back at the unicorn shaking in fear looking at you with boo boo juice still dripping from his face.
- >”Yoo dum dum fwuffy, Deadmeat gif owchies to smawty.”
- >The female Pegasus speaks up, “Yoo dum dum fwuffy! Me am smawty!”
- >You step off your opponent looking at this unlikely smarty in front of you.
- >She starts to stomp her hooves in anger, “Smawty owchie fwuffies BAD fwuffies!”
- >All the fluffies you gave owchies to start to babble frantically.
- >”Nuuu! Nuu bad fwuffy!” “Fwuffy gif biggest owchies fo smawty, pwease no say bad fwuffy!”, “Wahhh! Meanie fwuffy get fwuffy yelled at!”
- >All start to clamber and grovel at the female Pegasus.
- >”Owchie fwuffies go back herd!” she says still staring you down.
- >They start begging for another chance to give you owchies.
- >”Go back herd or wots of owchies and no spechul huggies when smawty get back!”
- >They all stop when she says that and run off clumsily falling every few steps yelling the entire way.
- >You puff your cheeks at this new threat, “Dis Deadmeat pwace.”
- >She ignores you and starts to trot around, “Smawty go any pwace smawty wan.”
- >She looks around, “Whewe yoo herd?”
- >”Deadmeat haf no herd.” You never take your eyes off her.
- >”Yoo aweady hewt fwuffies, evewy fwuffy know of munsta fwuffy.” She says facing you again.
- >”Deadmeat nuu munsta!” You are getting irritated at that title.
- >She walks up to you and sniffs, “Yoo fwuffy.”
- >She looks you over, “Yoo stwong fwuffy.”
- >”Me wan yoo in herd.” She says plainly.
- >You step back surprised, “Why yoo wan Deadmeat?”
- >”Yoo beat owchie fwuffies. Yoo onwy fwuffy do dat.”
- >She saunters next to you rubbing her body against yours.
- >“Yoo join herd, yoo get smawty spechul huggies.” She coos in your ear.
- >She walks in front of you and lifts her tail exposing her pee pee place.
- >You are intrigued, she is good looking.
- >You walk up and sniff her.
- >”Deadmeat smell wots boy fwuffies.”
- >She turns with surprise on her face that quickly turns to anger.
- >She starts to bop at you with her front hooves.
- >They graze off your body doing no damage.
- >”Yoo mean mean mean mean mean fwuffy!”
- >”Dat how smawty keep herd!”
- >You get confused at her sudden anger, ”But Deadmeat onwy say-“
- >”Yoo join herd or yoo get owchies! Big owchies!”
- >”Yoo know fear when yoo heaw smawty name!” She says trying to stare you down.
- >”Wha yoo name?”
- >”Aww wun scawed fwom bestest smawty Snuggle Wuggle!” She looks up and spreads her wings trying to look inspiring.
- >”Am Deadmeat.” You say back.
- >She looks back you, “Yoo join Snuggle Wuggle herd?”
- >You look around at the place you’ve claimed then look back at her.
- >”Nuu! Dis Deadmeat pwace, yoo weave!”
- >She walks up and stares into your eyes, “Den Smawty Snuggle Wuggle gif yoo biggest owchies!”
- >She turns slapping you in your face with her tail and walks away.
- >You watch for a second then chase her and push her down.
- >You place your hoof on the back of her neck and for the first time she gets a worried look on her face.
- >You say, ”Deadmeat gif biggest owchies too!”, before letting her up.
- >She gets up and stomps angrily.
- >All she can muster is a furious scream in your face before turning and walking away again.
- >You watch her leave.
- >You have claimed this place.
- >You intend to keep it.
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Deadmeat Chronicles: A New Smarty Threat
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