Title:           LNPP from thread 99
Author:          Asian_Anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/TQjAqdwF
First Edit:      Monday 22nd of August 2016 12:42:43 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 22nd of August 2016 12:42:43 AM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[Luna]
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and some stories never happened!
 
"Is this really the time?
 
'There's a time and place for everything, but not now.'
 
[Can we assume that Rarity did not destroy all the cardboard shadows by herself?]
 
>When you put it like that I guess I don't need to skip text. What do we do.
 
[Fear not, for your friend Rarity won't be able to escape into the waking world. My night guards have already sealed this area. Even after 1000 years of my absence, they've remained ever vigilant with dreams.]
 
"That's good...but what does that mean for us?"
 
[It means we will be asleep until I deal with Rarity and lift the seal from the inside.]
 
'What if you don't?'
 
[Then we won't be waking up and you'll experience what a a few decades feel like when only a few hours have passed.]
 
>Wait, how are you going to deal with Rarity?
 
[We're going to have to-]
A whale with a vagina shaped mouth comes out of the floor, eats Luna, and dives back into the floor sealing it up behind it.
 
>"..."
 
'...We're *censored*.'
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and we dream of a spin off! Now join the Pink Pony Club on our newest adventure...Trapped in the Dreamhouse!
Upbeat music
 
"I'm...the pretty one."
 
'Why are we...*sighs*...grumpy one.'
 
>And I'm the crazy one! We seem to be in a sticky situation gang.
 
'Ya think? What gave that away? Was it your house deforming, or was it Luna getting eaten?'
 
"Do you think she's okay? What are we going to do without Auntie Luna?"
 
>I'm sure we'll think of something if we put our minds to it.
 
'Rarity separated Luna from us before she could tell us how we can defeat her. I say we find Luna and have her get Rarity back to normal.'
 
"Sounds like a good a plan as any, but how are we going to find-
*THOOMP*
Cadence gets hit by a T-shirt.
"OW!"
 
'A T-shirt?'
*THOOMP*
A rolled up t-shirt goes into DT's mouth.
 
>That sounds like it came from my High Powered t-shirt gun.
*THOOMP*
A rolled up t-shirt hits Pinkie's chest.
>OOF!
They turn to what appears to be Applejack, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy standing in front of them with T-shirt guns connected to backpacks.
>My sexdolls!
Cadence and DT turn to look at Pinkie.
 
>...don't judge me.
 
*THOOMP THOOMP THOOMP THOOMP THOOMP*
 
>"'Ow ow ow ow'"
 
Life in the dreamhouse~
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I rule over non-canons! Now for our main segment-
*THOOMP*
>Boof!
She ducks back down behind the overturned couch.
 
'You had that coming.'
 
"They have a lot of T-shirts."
 
>I was planning to advertise Partyland in the dream city.
 
'Does every place you go end up warped or something?'
 
>*sighs* I just want nice things.
 
"Your nice things aren't being very nice."
 
>They can be both naughty and nice, if you know what I mean.
 
"...so they're sour patch kids?"
 
>No I meant...hmmmm.
 
'This is getting silly. Time to fight back. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ROCKET!'
Pulls out TBDRLIATU and fires a rocket at the dolls. The horns on AJ, Twi, and Fluttershy glow together to slow down the rocket to a stop. RD rolls her eyes.
"I'M THE BIGGER FRIEND SLASH!"
Cadence extends her sword whip into the rocket causing it to explode.
*BOOM*
The smoke clears leaving a smoking crater and damaged walls.
 
>That was technically a stab I think.
 
"I panicked in the moment."
 
'above us!'
The dolls crawl upside down on the ceiling. DT changes TBDRLIATU into a gatling shotgun and fires at them. The dolls dodge left and right, but Twidoll gets peppered in the face with the lead balls. Her face is covered in holes as she glares down angrily. Fluttershy tackles DT to the floor and hisses at her with fangs exposed. Pinkie whacks Flutterdoll with a floor lamp.
 
>Cadence hold them off!
 
"Uh-"
RD drops for a dive tackle, but Cadence does a spin and slices off a wing in the flyby.
"Yay."
AJ back kicks Cadence into Pinkie and DT. The 3 get knocked into the porn room roll down a flight of stairs.
>"'AHHHHHHHhhhhh.....'"
*CRASH*
The dolls brush themselves off and nod in a silent agreement. One by one they disappear into the doorway.
 
Life in the dreamhouse~
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but everything is tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
The 3 tumble to a stop.
 
"Owwww..."
 
'Ugh...'
 
>It all returns to nothing...wait...
The room is completely empty.
>Why is the porn gone!?!
 
"Oh thank goodness. We shouldn't leave it out and exposing DT to that smut. It'll ruin her innocence."
 
DT looks to the side
'Yeeeeeaaah...'
 
>But why is the porn gone!?!
Flutterdoll attacks Pinkie and tries to bite her.
>PONY PUNCH!
Pinkie punches her with a flaming hoof through a wall.
>Hot hot hot!
 
"They're coming!"
Twidoll fires a magic laser. Cadence scrambles to dodge.
 
'Baoding Bombs!'
A pair of grenades roll under twidoll and explodes.
'Boom baby!'
RDoll runs up and flings steel feathers from her remaining wing.
 
>Look out!
Pinkie pulls out a dart board from her mane and uses it to block the feathers.
 
"LOVELY ARROW!"
RDdoll gets shot into the wall by Cadence's arrow.
"Whew."
Metallic spiderlegs extend from DT's backpack. It fires a laser built into on of the legs at AJdoll.
*PEW PEW PEW*
AJdoll barrel rolls through the wall that Flutterdoll was thrown through. AJdoll gets up, tips her hat, and runs. The gang follows through only to find an empty twisting hallway.
 
'Aaaaaggh...it's hard for me to fight in enclosed spaces.'
 
>Hmmm...we did see Luna go downward. Maybe we'll find her in my basement. To the stairs!
 
Life in the dreamhouse~