Title:           LNPP from thread 98
Author:          Asian_Anon
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First Edit:      Monday 22nd of August 2016 12:34:43 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 22nd of August 2016 12:34:43 AM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Rarity
"Pinkie"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Rarity. It's during this time that content doesn't matter and you'll be getting a little dose of culture. Enjoy your night, everypony.
Classical music plays.
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnu0qVfCPyA[s[/spoiler]
 
"Aw, you're stealing my bit. Oh well, I can share it. Anyway that was great! Again again!"
 
>...Do you not realize I'm raping you?
 
"Don't be silly. I'm willing! You can't rape the willing. This is totally consensual. It's sudden and spontaneous, but I like that. There's some sex doll versions of our friends that you can bring in if you want. It'll be extra kinky."
 
>...you're spoiling this for me.
 
"Oh...then LET ME GOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE! SOMEPONY HELP...like that?"
 
>Now see, when you do that it's hard for me to believe you're putting any effort into resisting.
 
"I can resist. I can totally resist. Try sticking it in again. I can clench so tight that you'd need all the lube in the world to squeeze in."
 
>Now that's an interesting...wait what am I doing?
 
"Pretend rape? Which I would have been for if you asked."
 
>Really? I mean, no you're suppose to be suffering. This is suppose to torture you and break you.
 
"Torture? Oh there's some ball clamps over there."
She points with her hoof.
 
>...
 
"...Whoops."
Puts her hoof back into the shackle.
"Oh noes, I'm trapped!"
 
>*sighs* I guess we'll just have to use a more cardboard Pinkie method then. Are you into amputees?
 
"Oh yeah, amputees are-"
A magical grip grabs the middle of her forelegs.
*CRACK*
Bones snap and a quick yank rips forelegs off. Pinkie falls backwards without the shackles to hang off of and blood shoots in all directions.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
 
Some blood splatters on Rarity and she grins manically
 
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Non-Canon
>Rarity
"Pinkie"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Rarity. It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I add in a more...refined flavor. Enjoy yourselves, everypony.
Classical music plays.
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y[/spoiler]
 
"AAAAAAHHHH"
 
>What's the matter? Can't party anymore? We're in the after dark pastebin. No pony can hear you scream here and don't expect help to come.
 
"AHHHHHHahahahahahaha...that's good to know then. Don't worry though, I can still party."
Wiggles her stumps smiling.
 
>...you're kidding me.
 
"Nope, there's no kid in me. We're non-canon and in the after dark pastebin. We're extra isolated, so reality is going to be more flexible."
She shakes a roll of duct tape from her hair, reattaches her left hoof by sticking her stump to it and tapes her other hoof back.
 
>Wait why did you even need duct tape?
 
"I couldn't duct tape myself with no hooves so I...PINKIE LOGIC KICK!"
Jump kicks Rarity in the face and smashes her against the wall.
"What did you do to Rarity!?"
 
>Rarity fought well against the other cardboards, but I ultimately won. I am a shadow, the true self. I am Rarity. The real Rarity now!
Rarity's coat becomes black, her mane thicker, and her pupils diamond shaped.
 
"Uh, is it too late to go back to sex?"
A shadowy tentacle wraps around Pinkie's neck. She tries to run, but gets yanked backwards falling on her back.
"Hurk"
She sees Rarity's face upside down as other tentacles pin her hooves down.
 
>The Mood's gone, darling.
 
"Not even...angry sex?"
 
>Hmmm...maybe...but first some asphyxiation.
The grip gets tighter and Pinkie's face starts changing colors.
 
>I was hoping I could get Cardboard Pinkie out of you by breaking you in various ways. If not...
Bends down and licks Pinkie's chest all the way down to her clit.
>Well, I'd have to eliminate you eventually, but might as well have fun.
She starts eating out Pinkie's honey pot. Pinkie sticks out her tongue and pulls out an enema from her hair. With Rarity's rear in her face she sticks the enema into her ass.
>AH! Ugh...ooogh...aaaah...You!
*grurgle*
 
"Bathroom's...upstairs."
Rarity lets go of Pinkie and runs to the bathroom.
"*gasps*...okay, time to leave the afterdark pastebin."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
~~~~
>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and I deny certain events. Now for our main segment...HELP!
 
"I wonder where's Pinkie? We're suppose to do a show soon right?
 
'She'll be here when she'll be here. Why do we even keep coming to the show?'
 
"Because we're friends, silly."
 
'...Do you...do you really think so?'
 
"I wonder if she's trimming her bushes?"
 
'...uh what kind are you talking about?'
 
A door opens and Nightmare Rarity rushes to the bathroom.
 
"Was that Rarity? Why was she all black?"
 
'Maybe she's trying to impress your husband.'
 
"THAT BACKSTABBING *CENSORED*!"
 
Pinkie enters the room.
>We're in trouble! Call Discord! [spoiler]inb4 He's making canon appearances and can't come.[/spoiler]
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[Luna]
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and we make cries for help!
 
"What's going on?"
 
'Is Rarity trying to do an impression of Princess Luna because I don't think she'd like that.'
 
>No time to explain! Call Discord! Call the nightguards! Call Luna!
 
"I don't know how to reach Discord."
 
'I think he's actually awake instead of sleeping right now, so I don't we can reach him.'
 
>NOT GOOD! Luna! LUNA HELP!
Pinkie runs to the roof and shines a big searchlight that has a crescent moon on it.
>C'mon Princess Luna signal!
 
'Pinkie, are you going to tell us what's going on? You're starting to scare Cadence.'
Pulls DT back down.
 
>We're in trouble! We're in big trouble!
 
"AH!"
Pinkie bumps into Cadence and they all tumble down the stairs.
 
'...so you finally killed somepony and need help with the body. I always knew this day would come.'
 
"Oh no! Pinkie you should give yourself up! It's not too late. I swear I'll visit you in prison!"
 
>No no no...that's nice of you to visit, but I mean-
 
Luna appears.
[So it appears a shadow has taken over Rarity. This is bad.]
 
>How bad?
The dreamhouse begins to warp. Its colors become dark, happy furniture become Twisted. The walls and doors take on different shapes.
 
[...the we don't think your house is going to survive bad.]
 
Life in the Dreamhouse~