Title:           LNPP from thread 96
Author:          Asian_Anon
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First Edit:      Friday 5th of August 2016 04:59:21 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 5th of August 2016 04:59:21 AM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Luna"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and exhaustion is suppose to kick in! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!!
Applause
 
"...hooray."
 
Pinkie grabs hold of Luna and shakes her violently.
>How could you do this to me!?!
 
"...do what?"
 
>You know exactly what! I thought we had something special! I thought our relationship meant something!
 
"...we have a relationship other than business?"
 
>I should have been the one who was taught dream stuff! I earned this spotlight and I'm not sharing it with...him!
 
"We...are quite confused. Is thou talking about-"
 
>I know you're watching. This is my dream turf! No downers while I'm around! You hear me!? One more thing. Princess Luna is mine! Back off if you don't want pie in your face! Oh and one more thing!
She glares at Luna and leans in really close to her face. Then smiles.
>...we're out of time! Glad you could be here with us!
 
Luna wakes up.
"...why is my bed floating down a river? ....Strange, isn't that the scariest cave in Equestria that's coming u-"
 
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>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/, but I'm not your host this time! I still want the greentext though. It's during this time that content doesn't matter and we do special things. Now for our main segment...Pink's Kitchen!
 
"I'm the pretty one <3"
 
'I'm the grumpy one and hosting.'
 
>And I'm the crazy one.
 
'Pinkie, where are the nuts for the trail mix!?'
 
>You mean deez nuts?
 
'...I'm going to *CENSORED*-ing murder you.'
 
"I did it!"
 
'You taste tested it this time right?'
 
"Yeah, it tastes just like apple cake!"
 
'Except I said PINEAPPLE! Pay attention you *CENSORED* ditz! You expect to keep your husband with this sh-*CENSORED* cooking?! Pinkie, where are the Twinkies?'
 
>Right here.
 
'What is this? What the *CENSORED* is this? They're so dry, you'd think it came from a Manechestish comedy sketch. Aren't you a baker?'
 
>I am, but I'm a party pony first.
 
'How did you even keep your *CENSORED* job!? If you're not going to take this seriously, get the *CENSORED* out of my kitchen!'
 
>...But this is my dream kitchen.
 
"The risotto is done. <3"
 
'Oh *CENSORED* me. It's done alright. It's so burnt black that I swear it's going try and sleep with your husband.'
 
Cadence throws it out the window and blasts it with magic.
*PEWSH BOOM*
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE HIM! REEEEEEEE!"
 
'...'
 
>...I like it when you girls visit.
 
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>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
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>Welcome to Night Late Night /pa/, but still not your host this time! Yes, I still want the greentext though. It's during this time that content does matter, but we're going to do another special. Now for our main segment...Relaxing with the Pinks!
 
"I'm the pretty one and your host for today. <3"
 
'I'm the grumpy one.'
 
>And I'm the crazy one!
 
Relaxing music [spoiler] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEhLkauT_qo[/spoiler]
In a calming voice.
"Thanks for joining me today everypony. Let's relax with some breathing excercises. Breath in through your nose..."
 
Pinkie and DT sits behind her.
'*Breaths in*'
 
>*GASPS*
 
"Exhale through your mouth and relax..."
 
>haaaaaaa...
 
"Breath in..."
 
Pinkie breaths through her mouth and sucks up DT's head.
 
"Breath out..."
 
DT punches Pinkie in an attempt to get free. Pinkie is choking and attempts to heimlich manuever on herself.
 
"Breath in and feel the calm."
 
Pinkie waves tries to flag Cadence down.
"Breath out and feel the stress leaving your body."
 
DT pulls herself free.
'*GASP*'
 
"That's right inhale."
 
DT realizes her tiara is missing. Looks to Pinkie wearing it.
 
"Now exhale and relax."
 
Pinkie notices she's carrying her own version of TBDRLIATU.
 
>Oooh.
 
'Wait, don't do what you're thinking.'
 
"Yes, clear your thoughts and brea-"
*BOOOM* *STATIC*
 
Life in the dream house~