Title: LNPP from thread 93 Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/6tcxytQK First Edit: Friday 5th of August 2016 04:48:35 AM CDT Last Edit: Friday 5th of August 2016 04:48:35 AM CDT 444_______________________________________________________________________________________   Non-Canon >Pinkie "Luna" 'Cadence' [DT] ~~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and the people are lively!   "There you are. You were told to stay put."   >We...got separated. I see you found Cadence though.   'Yeah and I got a neat sword!' Cadence raises a sword with a heart insignia on it. Luna takes it back turning and the insignia turns back into a moon. 'Oh...a neat sword!' She raises the sword whip which turns pink with hearts.   [...that's right. I got a cool backpack.]   >This is great! Pink pony club reunited plus upgraded swag!   "I am not part of your club. I'm not even pink."   >You're a spiritual member in our eyes! Right?   [I guess?]   'Totally!'   >We can probably help you dye your coat pink and-   "No."   >Alright, then before we continue on I want to give an amazing talk about facing our nightmares and about-   '[Skip text]'   >But there's a cheery song that-   '[SKIP TEXT!]'   Pinkie frowns >Fine...it's copyrighted anyway.   445_______________________________________________________________________________________   Non-Canon >Pinkie "Luna" 'Cadence' [DT] {Cardboard Pinkie} +Discord+ ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and Luna actually does her job!   "Excuse me?"   [That last area...]   >Yeah, it was a memory I tried to repress. [spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugsAGtz1sfM[/spoiler]   'It just kept going...the giraffes in the air.'   "They weren't gir...never mind."   [I'll never look at Flitter the same way again. Let's just get this over with. Are we there yet?]   "We should be. I sense she's on this level."   >...my tail's twitching.   "And that's suppose to mean some-" A safe drops on Luna. Status:Stunned   'She's here!'   Pops behind Cadence. {No I'm not.} Disappears.   [She's fast!]   {Gotta move quickly to catch me.} DT extends the spider legs, but swipe nothing but air.   >The helix shell! She searches through he saddle bags. >Oh no, why didn't I sell my junk? Scroll scroll scroll. Wait, did I sell it? I could have sworn it was listed as key items! She gets kicked spilling the contents on to the ground.   'There it is!' Cadence uses her swordwhip to grab it. 'Got it...what do I do with it?'   {Drop it.} CPinkie punches her in the nose. Status:Stunned {Ah, when I'm winning.}   DT aims TBDRLIATU only for CPinkie to pull Cadence as a shield. {Ah ah ah.}   [Tch.] CPinkie throws the helix shell at DT's forehead. Status: Stunned. CPinkie catches the shell after it ricocheted.   >Even for a final boss you're cheating hard.   {Yeah...yeah. Don't care hahaha! It's a corpse party!}   >Discord, if you want to help now's the time!   {As if that guy's willing to-} She finds herself unable to move. She looks down and sees her legs turned into weights. Discord appears in a tuxedo and top hat, wearing a white mask.   +Just waiting for you to ask.+   446_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Luna" 'Cadence' [DT] {Cardboard Pinkie} +Discord+ ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and Discord saves!   [spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj-Edr0k8TQ[/spoiler] Discord snaps his claws. The party no longer stunned. He switches to a referee outfit. +My powers ought to negate hers, so the rpg rules aren't there any more. I want a good clesn fight.+   Luna steps out of the safe. DT and Cadence get back up. "Thou's time is up foul shadow!"   >Quick. Proud Pink Pattern!   'Right!' Cadence stands proud with her wings out. Pinkie jumps on top of her back and DT on Pinkie's back.   "...you look ridiculous."   [You don't have to keep using P's you kn-]   'PRETTY PRISM ARROW!'   >PERFECT HEAD CANNON!   [Ugh...PLASMA PULSE CANNON!]   >Oh hey, you used P's too.   [Shut up!] *KRSH BOOM FWISH* All 3 attacks land on CPinkie.   {ARGH!}   >Give up! There's not going to be enough characters left in the post for you to attack!   {Heh...do your worst.}   >'[WITH PINK PLEASURE!]'   {Gah! Why did I say it?!} They separate and perform a 3 prong attack. Cadence whips her, but sends a shock back. DT pops out a drill on a spider leg and charges her, but is grind to a halt with her drill horn. Pinkie plays a wicked guitar solo, but CPinkie plays a vicious banjo.   "Step aside!" Luna flies in the air and the moon appears behind her. "FULL MOON BEAM!"   {NOOOOOOOO} She's overcome by a beaming moonlight and everything freezes. She smiles and hops out of the way. {and the gecko casts off it's tail. Well, that was fun. Time to make my way on to an omake, be a full fledge character and get some more spotlight.} She begins to make her way.   >STOP! CPinkie turns around.   {Oh?}   Pinkie stares sternly at her. >You're not the only one who knows how to get to the omakes.   CPinkie grins. {Now the real party begins.}   447_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cardboard Pinkie" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and I face myself!   [spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpzbr3vCBjw[/spoiler] "I can be a better Pinkie, you know? I've got the wings and horn now."   >They don't make the mare.   "...Neither of our powers work here."   >That'sWhyJeetKunDoe! Throws a left punch, but her hoof gets caught, so she throws a right punch.   "I can too!" Deflects Pinkie's punch with her left and follows up with her own punch. Pinkie moves her head to the side and goes for another punch. They both lock each other's hooves.   >Hmph. Punch punch lock. Punch block punch punch lock.   "My turn~" She rams her horn at Pinkie's face.   >Ah! Her eye gets nicked, but Pinkie gets a kick in, breaking free. >Really? It's stick a cupcake in your eye!   "Well, I don't have any cupcakes." Pinkie moves forward, feints a right punch, and smacks CPink in the face. *WHOOPSH* "..." She sweeps. Pinkie hops, but gets caught by a hook kick slaming down and gets kicked repeatedly. Pinkie grabs her hoof and spins her to the ground. Pinkie rapidly delivers her own punches. *WAPWAPWAPWAP* CPink kicks her off. Her nose bleeding.   >Ha, in your face!   "We have the same face."   >W-well mine is still Pink!   "So what? You're better because I'm black?" She chops and chops missing. *WHOOSH WHOOSH*   >No, it's because I'm PINK! Slides in delivering 2 uppercuts. >WATA! WATA! CPink falls down. Pinkie jumps for a stomp, but gets hit by a flying uppercut to the chin. "SHORYUKEN!" Pinkie tumbles. "Is this what we're going to do now? We're an equal match."   >Just wanted to weaken you enough to do this! Throws a ball at her. Bounces off her head and a beam shrinks her and pulls her into the ball. It falls to the ground twitching a little until a ding is heard and shrinks. >Whew...smells like lawsuit. Picks it up. Puts salt on it and eats it. *GULP* Her eye heals. >FATALITY! PINKIE WINS!   ~~~~cut~~~ Charges and goes for a kick, but CPink catches her leg, so she somersault kicks her, sliding her back.   Pinkie left hooks, but gets blocked, so she tries to kick CPinkie's lower legs. CPink kick blocks with her other leg and double punches Pinkie in the chest, sliding her back.