Title: LNPP from thread 90 Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/LDF37JD7 First Edit: Monday 25th of July 2016 01:33:56 PM CDT Last Edit: Monday 25th of July 2016 01:33:56 PM CDT 430_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Rarity" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I want to be the best part of your day! Now for our main guest...RARITY!!!   "Hello Pinkie. How are you?"   >I'm fine, but do you know what a bologna pony is? The power cuts out and they're left in the dark. "AH!"   >Ugh, again? Good thing I'm prepared this time. The emergency lights should kick in right about- Dim emergency lights appear on the walls. >Now. Okay. Sit tight while I...you're not here. Rarity? Rarity! Hmmm... Pinkie wakes up. >That does it. I'm not going to let another guest slip away this time. Pinkie goes into Rarity's bedroom and finds her still in bed. >Hey, don't skip out on my show! Rarity is motionless. >Rarity wake up!   "..."   >...Rarity?   "..."   >...uh oh.   431_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cardboard Pinkie" 'Luna' ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and the best part of the night happens! Now for our main guest...PINKIE!!! Applause and a wave from Pinkie. Cardboard Pinkie is in the guest chair.   "..."   >All right you! Don't know what's going on, but I know you're a part of this somehow. Now fess up!   "..."   >Where's Rarity! Give her back!   "..."   >Fine, I guess we can do this the hard way. Pinkie blinks and a sign appears next to cardboard pinkie saying. I can't talk, but speak and you'll hear my voice. >...okay? Where is she!?!   "...some place where I can make her useful."   >You better not hurt her or I'll-   "Poor poor Applejack. She tries, so hard and gets so far, but in the end...is she fixing things? Are ponies really happy? Does she really deserve that spotlight? Wouldn't it be better if this was a thread about me? It'd be so easy to take it over. I know that's what you're thinking."   >What? No! I wouldn't want to hijack my friend's thr-   "Folks deserve a better pony. One that can deliver the laughs and smiles better. I could make everypony so happy if I was running things instead of playing the ditz."   >SHUT UP! That's not what I'm thinking at all!   "Oh? Then why is it that every time you open your mouth, my voice comes out? You really think a piece of cardboard can do all those things? Maybe I'm even the better Applejack, because I'm going to be honest...I AM YOU."   >No...NO!   Luna falls through the ceiling. 'DON'T SAY IT!'   >YOU'RE NOT ME! A shadow envelops cardboard pinkie and it comes to life.   "Hmhmhmhahahaha HAHAHAHAHA! FREEDOM!!! Hoo, my neck is as stiff as a board. Get it?"   'This creature is a dark part of your subconscious. By rejecting it as part of you, you've allowed it to become independent.'   >What do we do now?   '...my job.'   >Um...that's all the space we have so rest well everypony!   432_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Shadow Cardboard Pinkie" 'Luna' ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and-   'Not the best time!'   >Ah, right.   "What's the matter? Aren't you going to laugh me away? HA HA HA!"   >But I don't find you spooky.   'Enough talk! Have at thee!' Luna fires multiple magic beams, but Shadow Pinkie comically dodges them all sticking her tongue out.   "Blelelelel. Come on, I just want to get out of the dream world and have fun in the canon world."   >Well, that doesn't sound too bad.   'and what of the means to get there?'   "Okaaaay, so we may have murdered your friends in the dreamworld to see if there was any way to enter the canon world. On the bright side, we got better and pretty sure we've figured it out how to kill you here and take over your body." Smiles.   >Ummm...yeah, that's uh...really not going to slide. Take it away Princess Luna.   Shadow Pinkie playfully hops around. "She'd have to more skill points into her accuracy if she wants to-" The floor warps into tentacles and wraps around shadow Pinkie's hooves. Luna creates a crescent sword.   'You have no place here, creature of nightmares. LUNAR SLASH!' Luna delivers an explosive slash on shadow pinkie. The numbers 9999 appear on her for a moment and she collapses on the floor.   "I don't care if these stories are non-canon and in the dreamworld. I'm going to become a canon character whether it makes sense...or not." Her coat slowly turns pitch black. Wings emerge from her back and a sharp horn grows out of her head.   >Ooooh...that's all the time we have for tonight! I hope I'm still here!