Title: LNPP from thread 86 Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/1rBmL38r First Edit: Monday 25th of July 2016 12:40:35 PM CDT Last Edit: Monday 25th of July 2016 12:40:35 PM CDT 396_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "AJ" ~~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I'm secretly taking over Canterlot with my Perky Pinkie Cheer Platoon! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!! Applause   "Howdy"   >If you were to get a harem... Pinkie runs here hoof slyly down AJ's chest. >...can I join it?   "W-what?"   Pinkie gives her a flirty look. >...I'd make you party all night long.   "Pinkie Ah...Ah didn't know that you...wait are you doing this to get more spotlight?"   >That's all for now! #joinpinkiesharem I'dLoveYouAllBye! AJ wakes up.   "..."   398_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Sombra" ~~~~~ >Welcome to Sort of Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does still matter, but *censored*! Now for our main guest...Sombra!!! Applause   "Hello Pinkie."   >Too bad about that one anon writing your bit. What are your plans now?   "First of all, I'd like to-"   >MOOOO! That's all the time we have!   "But I have so much-"   >Spend your Hearth's Warming with 2, Sombra. Sombra wakes up to 2 jumping around.   "...I will."   399_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'DT' ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I need to spend some time with my Pinks! Join the Pink Pony Club as we discuss things on our segment...THE PERSPECTIVE!!! Crowd cheers.   "I'm the pretty one. <3"   'I'm the grumpy one...I guess? Who'd be grumpy on-'   >And I'm the crazy one! So what's the news today?   "I'm spending time with my husband and daughter...plus a lot of guests."   'I'm about to give gifts to my friends. They're going to love it. Oho ho ho ho!'   >I've been spreading cheer with my cheer army and we might see the results of our gift war! ...Hmm, I'm not doing anything big yet, maybe I should visit you two in the waking world.   '...why?'   >Just for that what are you doing here look on your faces before I disappear into the snow.   "You'd have to be white, like Shiny or Celestia though. We tend to lose Shiny a lot in the snow and in a pile of Marchmalley."   >Then maybe I should be dressed as Surprise...it'd be appropriate I guess.   "Who?"   >Don't worry about it. That's all the time we have here, so long everypony!   400_______________________________________________________________________________________ [spoiler]Woot, I have temporary late night internet, so I'll finally be back to my regular late night posts again for a few threads. Also I'll probably be milking this latest episode for a bit.[/spoiler] Non-Canon >Pinkie "Big Mac" ~~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I'm back on schedule! Now for our main guest...BIG MAC!!! Applause   "Eeeyup."   >Do you have a secret desire to become a princess?   "...nope."   >C'mon wouldn't you like a horn to use magic and wings to fly?   "...nope."   >Alright, alright. That's the show for tonight! G'night everypony! Big Mac wakes up. He looks around for a moment and puts a crown on his head. [spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqSM1m3NDR4 [/spoiler]   "Ima kayoubi desu. Princess Big Mac korosu.   Naze matta? Naze osoi? Big Mac-chan kawaii princessu."   401_______________________________________________________________________________________ [spoiler]and of course I pass out.[/spoiler] Non-Canon >Pinkie "Discord" ~~~~~ >Welcome to Not Really Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content is starting to matter, but I'm not down yet! Now for our main guest...DISCORD!!! Applause   "Ahoy hoy."   >How are things going?   "Pretty good. I managed to spread chaos without anypony really noticing, and sewed chaos among the writers, so I more or less won. I've already gotten used to the "punishment" and consider Faust being on my case a pleasant disruption. I'd be willing to do it all again if I felt like it. I got almost everything I wanted with little effort."   >...Almost everything?   "...There was something I wanted above all and while it started to move that direction, it didn't get continued, so I suppose I'll give up on that front. The writers are too stupid to figure it out.   >Well regardless, I have a Hearth's Warming gift for you!   "A gift? For moi?"   >Yeah, everypony deserves something on Hearth's Warming. Even you.   "This I have to see. What kind of gift could possibly-"   A soft voice calls out. 'Hello Discord.' A yellow artificial Alicorn comes out.   "Fluttershy?" He immediately lunges forward and hugs Fluttershy. She smiles.   'It's good to see you Discord. For some reason, I feel like it's been a while.'   He hugs tighter. "...a very long while."   >I'm sorry, Discord, but our time is up. I have to end the show.   "...why? I don't even deserve a gift."   >Like I said, everypony deserves something on Hearth's Warming. Bye everypony!   "...thank you."   402_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Luna" ~~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I rule this realm! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!! Applause   "Pinkie have you, by any chance, seen..."   >Yes?   "...nothing. Perhaps it's better if I handle it myself."   >Why do you think ponies punish themselves?   "...maybe some ponies believe they deserve to be punished, or to remind themselves of that their past crimes were wrong."   >That's just silly!   "What do you mean?"   >If you keep beating yourself over and over again about the past, how can you possibly move on to the future? It'll just make you miserable living in the past like that, when you're a different pony now. It's easy to think back and punish yourself over something you regret, but it's better to look back and laugh about it, and then move on.   "That seems easier sa-"   >I have a present for you. Pinkie pulls out a glass jar with a shadowy entity in it.   "The Tantabus!"   >Hee hee doesn't it look funny in a jar?   "The Tantabus is a creature of my nightmares. It's-"   >Always going to be a part of you now. Sure it's unpleasant, but wouldn't you rather laugh about it then stay miserable?   "...I suppose it's a little bit funny that it's trapped in a jar."   >There you go! A little bit of laughter in your life can do you wonders! Happy Hearth's Warming to you Princess Luna. GOOD NIGHT EVERYPONY!!!   403_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Spike" ~~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and they call me Cuban Pink! Where I'm the Queen of the rumba beat! When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky boom chick-chicky boom! Now for our main guest...SPIKE!!! Applause   "Hi Pinkie. How's-" Pinkie gets behind him and restrains him while holding a knife near his throat.   "W-what are you-"   >For the MGS reference. She raises the knife high. >Speak!   "Are you serious!?!"   >We're in NC dreamworld. I can kill you right now in this story and know one would even know. Speak.   "Uh...I sometimes still climb into Twilight's bed."   >Speak!   "I'm worried about 42."   >Speak!   "I...ate some of your Hearth's Warming cookies."   >*gasp* I knew it! G'night everypony! I need to punish a cookie thief!