Title: LNPP from thread 83 Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/iG58NR3m First Edit: Monday 25th of July 2016 12:20:57 PM CDT Last Edit: Monday 25th of July 2016 12:20:57 PM CDT 373_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Discord" ~~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but-   "Oh cut that out and get to the-"   >Hey, don't interrupt my routine. It's what I'm suppose to do.   "Oooh, to think I was in the same story with an OC and they had to go and have a fuss. This is how long I've been in the notepad by the way."   >They had a few points.   "Oh spare me the excuses. They just like their little pet characters and ignore the actual characters."   >They've been talking about punishing you.   Discord swims in the air. "So they think they can punish me? Really? That's cute. At least, I'm getting under their skin."   >Discord, you shouldn't be so mean to them. They mean well and are trying to make things better.   "Don't suck up to them. They're the real monsters here pretending to be gods. They think they can render judgement to who they don't like."   >To be fair you do cause quite a bit of chaos and avoiding repercussion. They don't like karma Houdinis.   "Blaming the snake for having fangs?" Discord takes a seat.   "Nah, I'd rather float here just fine. Thank you."   >Come on. At least he's giving you spotlight. You could at least work with him.   "I'd rather show how much power we actually exert on each other. Which is none. Someone has to stand up to them." Pinkie gives an eye roll. Also please don't bring me into this.   >Do we really have to flex muscles at each other? You're acting childish.   "Says the pink random party pony."   >I'll have you know I-   'WHY IS THOUST STILL HERE! WE DID THE SHIP! NOW GET OUT OF OUR DREAM!'   >Geez everypony is interrupting me this episode.   "...you're shooting inside her dream?"   >The camera equipment was already here! I didn't feel like moving stuff to your dream.   "Old lady Luna is awake! Cheese it!" Luna wakes up and rubs her forehead.   '...we'd appreciate it if they didn't use the dreamworld as their playground.'   374_______________________________________________________________________________________ [spoiler]It's funny when you read your story and it sounds fine in your head, but only catch the gross error when it's done and posted.[/spoiler] Non-Canon >Pinkie "Twilight" ~~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but A CURSE ON ALL YOUR HOUSES! Now for our main guest...TWILIGHT!!! Audience applause   "Hi everypony."   >I'm hungry and I have an edible candle. It's raining and the hay is getting wet, but there's an Apple shaped building nearby. What should I do? I really could use your logic here. Pinkie smacks Twilight awake before she could answer. Twilight wakes up in a daze.   "Okay no problem. Just put the hay in the apple and eat the candle."   375_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Rainbow Dash" ~~~~~ >Welcome to Sort of Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does still matter, but some of us are living a double life! Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!! Audience applause   "What's up?"   >Question! Since you're a main character and a captain, will you be able to shape up the wonderbolts before Pommel?   "Um-"   >That's the episode for tonight as we try to make it even shorter than the last!   "I'm really trying!"   >We'll talk about it later. RD wakes up.   "My head hurts..."   376_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Spike" ~~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but why so serious?! Now for our main guest...SPIKE!!!   "Hidy Ho."   >Now that you're back to being treated badly again. Will you be more like show Spike where you bungle stuff and the writers treat you like Worf?   "Wait what?"   >That's all the time we got here. Hopefully we'll be returning something less serious.   Spike wakes up "...who's Worf?"   377_______________________________________________________________________________________ You know what people are missing? Some Pinkie. Non-Canon >Pinkie "Luna" ~~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but Heart's Warming Day will be late! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!!   "What is it this time?"   >Hee hee.   "...is something humorous to you?"   >Oh no just...contemplating how I probably don't have to do fanservice next time.   "...Just do your routine and get it over with."   >Okay! Turns on a chocolate fountain. Liquid smooth chocolate pours out of it's top. >...how's your diet?   "It's...going well. We have been quite restraint lately."   >Oh really? Wouldn't you like to reward yourself a bit? What's a little indulgence once in a while?   "N-no we must remain strong."   Pinkie leans in and lets some chocolate drip into her mouth. >Mmmmm this is sooo good. If only I could share it with somepony. Somepony who deserves it. Somepony who needs it.   "It's...not going to happen. Thou can not tempt me."   >That's our show for now! Luna will have to remember not eat chocolates before going to bed. Luna wakes up surrounded by chocolate wrappers.   "...NOOOOOOOO!!!!"