Title:           LNPP from thread 81
Author:          Asian_Anon
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First Edit:      Monday 25th of July 2016 11:40:42 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 25th of July 2016 11:40:42 AM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Maud"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I meet with a fan favorite! Now for our main guest...MY SISTER MAUD!!!
 
Maud gives a slight nod.
>So Sombra-anon has disappeared again. Thankfully Sombra still made an appearance! Any hopes you'll make your own appearance?
 
"Nope."
 
>Aw, don't worry...I sense somepony's prediction might come true~
 
"It's okay. I don't need spotlight to be happy."
 
>Really? Are you sure?
 
"Positive."
 
>Alright, this has been another great episode. Goodnight everypony!
Maud wakes up, wanders to a smashed crystal house, and silently puts some rubble in her saddle bags.
"..."
She picks up a piece and eats it. CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH
"...this is easier now."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Luna"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I'm too busy at the Roxbury dance floor to care! Now for our main guest...DJ-PON3!!!
 
She waves waves for a moment and continues DJing.
>She's busy at the moment, but that doesn't mean we can't-
Spots Luna drinking.
>...Princess Luna?
 
"Pink one. What an unexpected surprise...another drink!"
 
>What are you doing here?
 
"We could ask the same of you. Why are you in the dream city's version of the Roxbury?"
 
>I'm just hanging out with my friends.
Luna blinks and Pinkie's cardboard versions of her friends appear and party.
>They need to be taken out sometimes.
 
"...we wonder how healthy is your relationship with your cardboard company."
 
>It's perfectly fine! I wonder if I'll be seeing Madame Leflour and Rocky here.
 
"..."
 
>That's the end of our show. Now party hard!
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Luna"
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>Welcome to sort of Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does still matter, but I'm taking shots! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!!
 
"Wooo! The night has liven up over the centuries."
 
>I need to ask something important.
 
"Oh? And what's that?"
 
>I'm being pressed to fulfill some fanservice and was wondering if you could give me a belly rub?
 
"..."
Stares
 
>...
 
"..."
Blinks
 
>...uh that's all the time we have. Join us next time when I take more shots!
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Luna"
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>Welcome to sort of Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does still matter, but I had a sugar crash which threw me off! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!!
 
"Wooo!!!"
She's shaking her booty in the air in front of speakers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1QUv4ERvEw
 
>Booty, Booty, Booty, Booty, rockin everywhere!
 
"Booty, Booty, Booty, Booty, rockin everywhere!"
 
>"Booty, Booty, Booty, Booty, rockin everywhere! Rockin everywhere!"
Both clearly had too many to drink.
 
"This mushic feelsh quite uncultured...but I've gone pasht the point of the caring!"
 
>That'sh great! Now...are you at the point...where you'd...where you'd be willing to...
 
"Well...I shuhppose..."
Luna leans Pinkie against the wall and slides her hoof down her chest slowly rubbing her belly. Pinkie blushes.
 
>You're...very gentle.
 
"Oh? ...Do you want me to be more rough?"
Luna smiles coyly with a more exploratory bellyrub.
 
>Uh...thish has been...another great epishode...thanksh for...thanksh for joining ush.
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and corners are cut to allocate the budget somewhere else... You may be wondering why we don't have a guest...it's because we're cutting corners...yeah...uh...Goodnight folks!