Title:           LNPP from thread 72
Author:          Asian_Anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/KxYaRUZS
First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:51:02 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:51:02 AM CDT

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[spoiler]Crap, I'm pretty sure I accidentally skipped a day.[/spoiler]
Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Spike"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and they day will last forever! Now for our main guest...SPIKE!!!
 
"Aw did I fall asl-"
 
>I ask the questions here! Did you know that Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
 
"Huh...no I didn't."
 
>Great! You now know a useless fact. See, we can be very educational.
 
"...but you just said it was useless."
 
>That's true. This knowledge has no application whatsoever!
 
"...then why did you-"
 
>I'm thinking about your future Spike!...but that's it for our show, so bye everypony!
Spike wakes up
 
"...did Pinkie get...Pinkier? Does that even...I need food."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Twilight"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and we have to buckle up! Now for our main guest...TWILIGHT!!!
 
"Why..."
 
>Because it gives me meaning! Tell us, were there any growing pains raising Spike?
 
"...I guess he was a little bitey."
 
>Like a zombie!?!
 
"No! There are other things that bite."
 
>It's worse isn't it!?! He's a vampire dragon!
 
"Pinkie, I don't know how you arrived at-"
 
>Don't worry. We'll steak him the next time, for now that's our show everypony! Bye!
Twilight wakes up.
"...but that was a slab of meat...Do I even want to know?"
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"RD"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and dreams come true! Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!
 
"Booya!"
 
>Question! Do you think we're going to see you being awesome again?
 
"What? I'm always awesome."
 
>Gotta admit your screen time is low these days.
 
"That's because it's not easy to stare at my awesomeness."
 
>What have you been doing then?
 
"I've been-"
 
>That's it for our show! I hope folks have a goodnight!
RD wakes up.
"...it feels like it's been a while though."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Fluttershy"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and we make wishes on a star! Now for our main guest...FLUTTERSHY!!!
 
"Okay..."
 
>How is Angel?
 
"He's doing well, but his head once spun around for a bit and he got sick."
 
>I once saw a Tasmanian Devil spin around super fast and yelled all sorts of nonsense. I think he was trying to eat a...um if Angel ever travels make sure he has a map.
 
"...okay?"
 
>That's our show for tonight! Sleep tight!
Fluttershy wakes up.
"...I wonder if I should still go to Palm Springs."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Babs"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and hope is cast aside! Now for our main guest...BABS SEED!!!
 
"I'm back already."
 
>I just wanted to say congratulations on your cutie mark.
 
"Thanks. I can't believe it finally happened."
 
>...
 
"...aren't you going ask a question? ...like maybe what it is?"
 
>Nope, just a congrats.
 
"Oh..."
 
>...welp that's our show! Sleep tight!
Babs wakes up.
 
"...I think I preferred Princess Luna in my dreams."