Title: LNPP from thread 69 Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/Uk7NHwnK First Edit: Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:40:44 AM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:40:44 AM CDT 281_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Twilight" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but some things shouldn't be forgotten! Now for our main guest...Twilight!!!   "Why do you do this to me?"   >Because fun! So do you think we'll get to our destination without getting lost?   "I'm sure we'll be fine."   >Are you suuuuure we won't get lost?   "Positive. I have a great sense of direction."   >Thanks for watching everypony! Don't forget to bring a gift, Twi.   "For who?" She wakes up. >For Zecora silly. What if we run into her there?   282_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "AJ" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, and mistakes are embarrassing! Now for our main guest...APPLEJACK!!!   "Howdy."   >The Everfree forest, eh? We need to get out more am I right?   "It's nice to stretch my legs once in a while."   >We need more fun once in a while...YOU need more fun once in a while. It's probably not fair that Celestia and I were having fun with Shiny's gang.   "Yeah, Ah'd sure like to get out more, but Ah can't seem to stop working. Ah suppose Ah'm a workaholic.   >Which is exactly why you need this! We're going to have so much nostalgia!   "...so about the summer harvest para-" AJ wakes up to Pinkie jumping on her bed.   >Wake up sleepy head! We're going on an Adventure! An Adventure Applejack!   283_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Celestia" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and for once we're on time! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS CELESTIA!!!   "Are we on?"   >How are things going in the castle?   "While I'm slightly annoyed that the six of you left, I'm still handling things just fine. What's a day, compared to a thousand years of bureaucracy?"   >Great to hear! When we come back maybe we'll bring some souvenirs!   "Oh some zap apple jam would be very lovely."   >I'll ask and see if Granny Smith has any left when we come back.   "When are you coming back?"   >....Hey it's the end of the show! Good Bye, thanks for coming! Celestia wakes up.   "...Applejack's not even here and I'm still being asked questions."   286_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Discord" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and-   "AHAHAHAHA Ohohohoho! Did you see that? I knew it! Not only did Spike fail. He failed twice in 2 different stories. Oh, the fallout was glorious! All that planning crumbled! Ahahaha, I knew Spike couldn't do it. If only DT took my wager, she would have been an excellent spawn of chaos next to Fluttershy. They ripped that anon to shreds! Do you think he cried? Oh I hope he cried. Just look at that poll. He was destined to fail. To rub it in even more, Spike got introduced into the adult world. That was such a cherry on top! If I play my cards right maybe I can get them to argue every time DT's name gets brought up. Oh, that'd be fun. They can be so easy sometimes. Don't you think?"   >He tried.   "Tried and failed miserably"   >Leave it alone Discord.   "But whyyyy? This has been such a good source of chaos! If we're lucky. We might get to see DT break."   >She's not going to break.   "What makes you think that?"   >I just trust the writers.   "I wouldn't trust them to even give me a canon scene."   >Be patient. They'll fix this.   "Oh, you mean like give up on Canterlot Chrysalis, or useless band aid fix Cadence? I'm sure DT will be a fine result of their...'fixes.' They know how to make things bleak, but when are they actually going to make things better?"   >They'll get there eventually.   "Both your pink friends aren't doing so good and OCs are squeezing you out. Down to Earth guy that's not not funny without another foil? They made another Applejack to fix things! Face it, Pinkie, your writers the real joke."   She sighs >Anon, your story didn't go well, but learn from your mistakes and don't give up. Don't ever give up. Take input and do better. This has been a different episode of Not Late Night Pinkie, but take care.     289_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Luna" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and we work things out! Now for our main guest...PRINCESS LUNA!!!   "We're not quite in the mood."   >But it's day time and everypony else is awake. I need somepony to do the routine with. Pleeeeese?   "Fine."   >Great! How about them dreams eh? Does Celestia dream of anything good?   "There has been that liquid cake that-"   >And that's the end of our show!   "and that's why we prefer-"   >I'll be seeing you again Luna! Until next good bye everypony!   Luna wakes up to the setting sun. "...this is not how we want to start our nights."