Title:           LNPP from thread 66
Author:          Asian_Anon
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First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:32:55 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:32:55 AM CDT

 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cheerilee"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and...she gave up...Um now for our main guest...CHEERILEE!!!
 
"Oh my"
 
>Welcome to that odd place in Tartarus. Just kidding, you're on my show!
 
"I didn't think I recognized-"
 
>AHAHAHA that's funny because...demons!
 
"Uh, yes?"
 
>Tell me Cheerilee, what's it like to be essentially bound to the gate of a hellhole?
 
"I'm not actually bound, but-"
 
>AHA HA HA HA! That was good, but we can't go on any longer. THE DEMONS ARE HERE! WAKE UP!
Cheerilee wakes up to her students.
 
'Miss? Lunch is over.'
 
"...That was probably one of my more pleasant dreams."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but nopony is suppose to remember what happens here, so it actually doesn't matter in this story. Join us on...THE PERSPECTIVE!!!
Crowd cheers.
 
"I'm the pretty one. <3"
 
'I'm the grumpy one.'
 
>And I'm the crazy one! So what's the news today?
 
"I convinced Chrysalis and Shining to move to the Empire."
 
>Wow, you let somepony who hits on your husband to move her entire household to your place. That's really big of you Cadence. You have a really big heart!
 
"Uh yes...yes indeed."
 
>How about you, DT?
 
"I gave away a bunch of robots for free when I wouldn't personally benefit from it. It feels...nice?"
 
>Good for you! Meanwhile I don't think anypony told Applejack yet about the changelings leaving, so her reaction is going to be super duper interesting! Unless it's a dull eh. In that case, that's boring. Welp, I guess that's all the important news. Thanks for joining us on...THE PERSPECTIVE!
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"RD"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but sometimes there are other NC stories anyway. Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!
Cheers from the crowd.
 
"Hey Pinkie."
 
>Hiya Dash! I'm going to be doing something different tonight. I'm going to get an audience member to ask a question.
 
"...but they're all cardboa-"
She blinks and there's suddenly an audience member shows up next to her.
"Gah!"
 
>Yeah they tend to do that. What's your question?
The cardboard raises up a sign that says *censored* her right in the *censored*. They both blink and it's suddenly gone.
 
"Wha- what was that?"
 
>It's a good thing that our censors are still working...sadly that's all the time we have folks!
 
"I didn't even-"
 
>You should be used to this by now.
RD wakes up to find herself still in a princess meeting. Pinkie waves from her chair.
 
"...how?"
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Fluttershy"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but we've been going through threads a lot faster lately. Now for our main guest...FLUTTERSHY!!!
Cheers from the crowd.
 
"H-hello."
 
>Hey, Flutters. We're going to get a member of the audience to ask a questrion.
 
"Oh the cardboard-"
She blinks and there's suddenly an audience member shows up next to her.
"Oh my."
 
>Yeah...well what have you got for us?
The cardboard raises up a sign that says 'are we going to ever see Flutterbat again?' They both blink and it's gone.
 
"Um, maybe?"
 
>and that's all we have time for! One day we'll be seeing more screentime then ever, but until then so long folks!
Fluttershy wakes up and finds a Flutterbat hanging from the ceiling asleep.
 
>Oh no...