Title:           LNPP from thread 65
Author:          Asian_Anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/m9dFfsE1
First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:30:49 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:30:49 AM CDT

 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Twilight"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and we're back on a new thread! Now for our main guest...TWILIGHT!!!
 
"Oh thank goodness you're okay."
 
>Why wouldn't I be?
 
"I heard from Applejack that-"
 
>Whoops, I knew I forgot something.
 
"Forget what?"
 
>Now what do you think about the challenge that was issued for our writers?
 
"Wh-"
 
>A great answer to the start of a great thread!
 
"But-"
 
>No, late night Pinkie doesn't count. That's cheating. Write something canon and somepony different this time.
Spoilsport. Twilight wakes feeling disturbed.
 
"...I don't know what just happened."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[spoiler]Caps are spoken by Luna[/spoiler]
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I'm gonna introduce my spin off show!
Crowd cheers
 
"I'm the pretty one. <3"
 
'I'm the grumpy one.'
 
>And I'm the crazy one! Say hello to my new show, the Perspective!
 
"Yay I love the View!"
 
>No no this is the Perspective. It's completely original and starts with a P!
 
'Why am I the grumpy one?'
 
>'cause you're such a pink ball of grumpy wumpyness nowadays!
 
'Hey!'
 
>Our first news for today is...whoops, we're not going to have enough time to get to it, so I guess that's it! This is going to be a super awesome show girls!
 
"'But-'"
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Maud"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I want to check some numbers really quick. Hmm...pretty nice. Now for our main guest...MY SISTER MAUD!!!
 
"Hey Pinkie."
 
>So S-Anon's back! This might mean you're going to see some spotlight really soon. Are you excited?
 
"Hm."
 
>Oh my gosh, she's totally excited! This is going to be great! I hope you weren't too bored waiting.
 
"I made do."
 
>Sweet, that's our show for tonight. Have a fantastic night everypony!
Maud wakes up.
 
"...time for breakfast."
chisels out a piece of wall and chews it. Crunch Crunch Crunch.
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Chrysalis"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I want to check in on somepony. Now for our main guest...CHRYSALIS!!!
Applause as Chrysalis just slumps down on the couch and sighs.
 
>I thought it was about time you came on my show. This isn't the best time, but I felt like you needed this.
 
"..."
 
>I know what you're thinking, this is all part of the hallucination and that's probably for the best, but I still want you to know it's not as bad as you think. The writers of our lives can be cruel sometimes, but I know they're working hard for you and I know that one day, you and Applejack can see eye to eye and work together. When that day comes I'm going to give you the bestest party you've ever had in your entire life worthy of everything you've been through. I promise you that. Until then, don't give up on us in Canterlot because I won't give up on you. Hang in there.
 
"..."
Chrysalis closes her eyes.
 
>That's our show for now, but remember /pa/ is not just about suffering.
 
Chrysalis opens her eyes and Pinkie is gone.
"...I want to believe."
 
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Non-C@n!^0%zzz!?
>Pinkie
"Discord"
[spoiler]'Luna'[/spoiler]
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but sometimes I wonder if it doesn't. Now for our main guest...DISCORD!!!
Fanfare and a heavenly light beams as Discord floats down on the couch.
 
"Hello there Ponka P-"
 
>Don't you even start. Now word on the grapevine is that you'll be showing up soon. Any truth to that?
 
"Did a writer leak something? I can't confirm or-"
 
>You heard that right folks! Discord confirms!
 
"No I said-"
 
>I SUBSTITUTE MY REALITY FOR YOUR OWN! YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!
 
Snaps his fingers
"Not if I turn this story into Canon."
 
>Nope this is a Non-Canon story.
 
"Canon"
 
>Non-Canon
 
"Canon!"
 
>Non-Canon!
 
"CANON!"
 
>NON-CANON!
 
'WOULD THOUST SHUT THINE MOUTHS AND WAKE UP ALREADY!'
Both Pinkie and Discord wake up in a bed.
 
>"Party Pooper"