Title:           LNPP from thread 62
Author:          Asian_Anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/PCv437KE
First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:20:56 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:20:56 AM CDT

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[spoiler]I regret my decision to go "I'm going to lay down a bit before I write something." It's a little funny that it took 30 threads to let the thread drop the first time and it took us almost another 30 threads to mess up again.[/spoiler]
Non-canon
>Pinkie
"Maud"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but it looks like folks fell asleep and let the thread drop which ironically was what my show was created to prevent. Oh well, welcome to the new thread! Now for our main guest...MY SISTER MAUD!!!
 
"Hm."
 
>So now that it's been confirmed that you are being sort of forgotten in that you've been put to the side, what are you going to do now?
 
"I'll think of something."
 
>This has been another great episode and was sponsored by Foalgers. The best part of waking up is foalgers in your cup!
 
Maud wakes up.
"..."
She walks into the streets and examines a crystal house.
"..."
She breaks a chunk of it and eats it.
".....not bad."
Continues eating another chunk.
 
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Non-canon
>Pinkie
"Mrs. Cake"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but the show must go on! Now for our main guest...MRS. CAKE!!!
 
"Oh my-"
 
>I need to make this short and sweet. How are the kids?
 
"They're doing fine."
 
>The kids are doing fine! You heard it right here! I feel like I haven't seen them in ages!
 
"Are you planning to come to their birthday?"
 
>Of course!
Mrs. Cake wakes up to find Pinkie with Party supplies.
>We should plan this now!
 
"...but how did? Um...okay."
 
 
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Non-canon
>Pinkie
"Mr. Cake"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, just like my show! Now for our main guest...MR. CAKE!!!
 
"Pinkie? Why am I-"
 
>I'm glad you're here because...Did I leave my party canon at your place?
 
"Oh, yes you did. Did you want me to bring it over or are you going to pick it up?"
 
>I'll be by to pick it up.
 
"Okay, when do you want to pick it up?"
He wakes up to Pinkie standing over him.
 
>Right now!
 
"...of course."
 
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[spoiler]No access to internet except by phone makes anon something something.[/spoiler]
Non-canon
>Pinkie
"Spitfire"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I keep the show up for my fans! Now for our main guest...SPITFIRE!!!
Spitfire wanders in confused.
 
"Whoa, when did-"
 
>It's great that you're here, but tell us...did you have a little something something going on with Shining Armor in the past?
 
"Wha-"
 
>Thanks for coming on the show! It was great to have a wonderbolt join us!
 
"No wait, don't end it on-"
 
>It's going to hurt a little when you wake up.
Spitfire wakes up in a hospital.
 
"...ow"
 
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Non-canon
>Pinkie
"Bulk Biceps"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter and it's been an oddly good amount of stories being made today! Now for our main guest...BULK BICEPS!!!
 
"YEEEAH!!!"
 
>Since you're here. Can you tell us the secret about flying with your tiny wings?
 
"YEEEAH!!!"
 
>Alright, that's the end of the show. I'm glad that you can.
 
"...huh?"
 
>YEEEAH!!!
Bulk Biceps wakes up.
 
"Aw, I didn't get to tell ponies that Winners don't do drugs."