Title: LNPP from thread 61 Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/L1tPF37F First Edit: Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:17:54 AM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Saturday 23rd of July 2016 01:20:06 AM CDT 215_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Luna" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I'm still stuck. Thankfully that's okay because... Princess Luna appears >Princess Luna is here!!!   "We received your cry for assistance."   >Yeah, I don't know if I'm waking up or sleeping deeper.   "Yes, tis a rather deep layer you've fallen. How did you even get here?"   >I don't know! I just closed my eyes and got here.   "*sigh* It's always something. Let us go. There's going to be a side trip on our way up, so follow along."   >Okie dokie loki. I hope I didn't worry anypony when I didn't wake up.   "Time is accelerated here. You've only been asleep for 15 minutes in real time."   >Really? It feels like it's been days maybe weeks!   "It happens. The deeper we go the more the sense of time is warped."   >We've gone full Inception! Horn can be heard in the distance.   "Why do ponies keep bringing that up?"   216_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Luna" 'Night guard' [Filly] ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I need help waking up. Join us now as we-   "What are you talking about? Are you still doing your show when there's no camera?"   >Ah don't mind me.   They both arrive in a large city with dazzling lights "Anything to report?"   "There's been a large amount of ponies and changelings that haven't been seen dreaming in a while, but that's it. It's a quiet night tonight"   >Ah ha ha I'm sure it's not a cause for concern or anything. Where are we anyway?   "This is a dream city, built by those who mastered lucid dreaming. I mainly use this place as home base when travelling and gather any signs of bad dreams. Since time moves so quickly here there are those who prefer it here. They believe this place is more livelier than their real lives and then there are those who are stuck in a coma, so we make this dream world as comfortable and exciting as can be before they...fade away."   >Awww...   [Oh my gosh! It's you, Pinkie Pie! I'm a huge fan of your show! Can I shake your hoof?]   >I'll do you one better. A hoof shake and a super duper hug!   [Yaaaaay!!!]   >She was cute.   "We're happy you pleased her. We wish we can give her more...Your show has a cult popularity here."   >Really!?!   "Yes, but let us go. We can drone on about this place, but we've dawdled here long enough. If it's a quiet night, it's probably noisy in the waking world."   >We're going to reach the character limit soon, but I have to ask something.   "What is it?"   >Is it more interesting in the dream world?   Luna smiles. "I suppose only for those who can remember it was interesting in the first place."   Pinkie wakes up >...Hm.   218_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Maud" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I can finally get back to my normal routine. Now for our main guest...MY SISTER MAUD!!!   "...Hi"   >You wouldn't believe what happened to me! It was craaaaazy!   "Did you peep on your friend's dreams?"   >Yeah, but-   "Karma."   >...let's move on. Are the writers going to remember you're still being stood up at the Crystal Empire?   "Probably not."   >And that's all the time we have!   "Hm."   >Oh and boulder killed a bird.   Maud wakes up and finds two dead birds next to boulder. "...Boulder no...bad."   220_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but I want to check in on somepony. Now for our main guest...PRINCESS CADENCE!!!   "Hi every...wait when did-"   >It's come to my attention that you're on a date! Care to kiss and tell us?   "Oh uh, well-"   >And there you have it folks! A juicy gossip to chew on! You heard it first here.   "I really wish-"   >No time. I just wanted to do a quick interruption. You shouldn't be nodding off here.   Cadence wakes up at the table still on her date. "What? No no, I wasn't sleeping. Just keep talking about exporting crystal berries."   221_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Discord" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and stories by phone are a *censored.* Now for our main guest...DISCORD!!!   "*censored* her right in the pussy!"   >Classy, anyway the question for tonight is Do you think Chitania is ever going to pick a fight with you?   "If she ever does, it'd be-"   >Time's up! That's a-   "Hey, I still want screen time. It's not like I have better things to do and have been bored without Fluttershy around."   >Well, that's too bad. You're going to have to wake up now.   "I say no."   >I knew this was going to happen if I invited you here. My producer isn't going to allow this. Get off my show!   "Fight me." Pinkie takes a fighting stance.   >With pleasure. Screen goes black as grunts and punches can be heard. [spoiler]star trek battle music[/spoiler]   On the other side of the screen they're both eating popcorn. "Can I come on again?"   >Eh, we'll play it by ear.   223_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-canon >Pinkie "Sombra" ~~~~ >Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but thankfully non-canons can be used any time! Now for our main guest...Sombra!!!   "Charmed."   >Eloquent, now the question I have for you is what are the writers going to do to fill in the gap of you being away?   "I admit it has-"   >and that's all folks! Thanks for joining us, Sombra. I can't believe you even made an appearance after so long! I was beginning to think you were in some kind of accident and got trapped in some kind of metal suit.   "That sounds a little like Full Metal-"   >42 needs help. Sombra wakes up to the sound of 42 falling from high up. [spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCDKJQ3Z8bU [/spoiler]   "...she needs to stop forgetting she can fly."