Title: LNPP from thread 59 Author: Asian_Anon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/JGfyAmgg First Edit: Saturday 23rd of July 2016 12:51:34 AM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 23rd of July 2016 12:51:34 AM CDT 192_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Scootaloo" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and you find out I lied about the sneak peek I promised. Now for our main guest...Scootaloo!!! Scootaloo power slides to a stop on her scooter.   "What happened to the ice cream cart I was chasing?"   >You get it after you answer my next question. Do you have any parents or guardians looking after you?   "They're-"   >Great answer! This has been another riveting radio play brought to you by-   "But I didn't- wait we're on the radio?"   >Uh oh. Did I mixed up the mediums again? Are we still in a written format? I guess we haven't found voice actors yet.   "What?"   >...why don't you go and get that ice cream?   Scootaloo wakes up to the sound of ice cream cart music. "The ice cream is real!"   193_______________________________________________________________________________________ [spoiler]I accidentally passed out before I could post last night.[/spoiler] Non-Canon >Pinkie "Sweetie Belle" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and the readers are dreaming. Now for our main guest...Sweetie Belle!!! Sweetie walks in confused.   "Readers? I thought this was a show."   >That it is. Do you think you think the writers are going to remember about your odd boost in intelligence and end that subplot?   "Subplot?"   >Whoops, I mixed up my realities and said too much. Oh well, you're not going to remember this. This is both a dream and non-canon, so nothing is going to stick. Time to end the show. YOU ARE NOW AN AIRHEAD! Tosses confetti and glitter at Sweetie Belle. She wakes up.   "...I think I had an odd dream, but I don't remember. I feel lighter for some reason though."   194_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Applebloom" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I'm invading your dreams...Now for our main guest...APPLEBLOOM!!! Applause as AB walks in smiling. "Thanks for inviting me to your-"   >Our first question, an audience member asks if your talent is going to be apple related especially since your name has apple in it.   "Now that's-"   >-all folks!   "Hey Ah didn't-"   >Get much spotlight? I know, but technical limitations forces the show to be even shorter than before. Oh and Princess Luna is visiting your dreams later. She's already visited Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle and gave them advice, so she wants to visit you too to be fair.   "Really?"   >No. Wakes up from an alarm.   "Darn it."   195_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "DT" ~~~~ >Welcome top Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I occasionally pay homage to Who's Line is it Anyway. Now for our main guest-   "DIAMOND TIARA!!!" She burst in with an explosion and strikes a haughty pose. Flaming words that spell out Diamond Tiara can be seen overhead.   >FIRE! WE DON'T HAVE FIRE INSURANCE TO COVER THIS! Quickly pulls out a fire extinguisher to put it out.   "Even if it is a low budget show, it's about time you finally made me a guest. I'm sure you want to know a lot of things about me, so ask away." Pinkie puts out the last bit of fire out in a huff.   >...okay. Now that Siegfried and Pommel's meetings have happened, do you think you'll be able to get an official meeting with the-   "Of course I am! With the key help I provided during the cordyceps infection they better *censored* put me back on the A-team after this!"   >Oh hey, the censors do work. *censored* I didn't know we-   "I'm talking here! They *censored* need me now that the guards are-"   >AHAHAHA THAT'S THE SHOW! HAVE A GREAT NIGHT EVERYPONY! Wow it's weird to be on the other side of-   "But I'm not done yet. I need you to-"   >Nope we're done. Pinkie boops DT on the nose to wake her up. Suddenly the audience starts screaming   >MORE FIRE!   196_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "SS" ~~~~ >Welcome to not so Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during a number of hours ago that content didn't matter, but I'm going to continue the show anyway. Now for our main guest...SILVER SPOON!!!   "Thanks for letting me-"   >Think fast! Throws a pie at SS who instantly moves her head out of the way.   "Hey, what was that for?"   >I just wanted to see how fast you can dodge now. Anyway, are we ever going to see you showcase your training from Potatojack?   "Maybe one day, I haven't seen PJ in a-"   >She's not dead!   "...what?"   >Uh, that's our show! Thanks for watching everypony. Also you're about to get hit by a pine cone. SS wakes up and smacks a pine cone from landing on her head.   "...maybe I should stop napping here during recess."   197_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Spike" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and we can ignore continuity whenever we feel like. Now for our main guest...SPIKE!!! Applause as Spike sits down.   ".....H-"   >Here's the question for you. You've been working hard lately. Now that me and the others are helping AJ, are you going to eventually relax and do gun club activities?   "Well-"   >An informative answer Spike. You heard it right here readers.   "Readers? Don't you mean-"   >I mean viewers! Oh and there's a morlock rummaging through your jewels. Spike wakes up.   "Hey that's my breakfast!"   199_______________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Babs Seed" ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter and I do what I want! Now for our main guest...BABS SEED!!! Applause as Babs sits down.   "Your audience smell burnt."   >Yeah, somepony was a show off. Anyway, how's the Manehatten Cutie Mark Crusaders branch?   "Oh it's-"   >a great neighbourhood watch!   "What? No it's-"   >I like my idea of what it is better. That's our show, thanks for watching!   "Wait-" Applause drowns her out.   >Your hash browns are about to burn! Babs wakes up and the sound of applause turn to sizzling.   "My hash browns !"