Title:           LNPP from thread 102 (Arc ends)
Author:          Asian_Anon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/cp4XD3iv
First Edit:      Monday 22nd of August 2016 12:55:36 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Monday 22nd of August 2016 01:19:40 AM CDT

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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
[Luna]
{Rarity}
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but sleep deprivation caught up.
 
"We did it! I guess you can say she's all washed up."
 
DT facehooves
'Ugh, is it over? Can we go now?'
 
[Yes. I don't detect any traces left, so I'm unsealing the barrier.]
 
{...are there really instant videos?}
 
>Oh there are. I'm sure my producer can work things out to prevent your toilet scenes from being leaked though. It's a good thing you're very dramatic because I don't think your shadow would have left otherwise.
 
{...thanks.}
 
[That was rather unorthodox, but we are glad that this has worked out for the better. We thought we'd have to shatter Rarity's mind and fortunate we didn't have to.]
 
Brings everyone together for a hug.
>We were awesome weren't we? Maybe we could be of help for other nightmares don't you think Princess Luna?
 
[...Ehhhhh...while we are busy looking after the dream realm, we aren't really hurting for extra help.]
 
>Aw c'mon, we can be the P-team! We can help!
 
[...ehhhh...we'll...call you should the need arise. How is that?]
 
"'Yay?'"
 
>YAY! Start us off Cadence!
 
"N-now? Um...I'm the pretty one <3"
 
'*sighs*...I'm....I'm the grumpy one.'
 
>And I'm the crazy one! That's the end of our adventure! Thanks for watching everypony. Join us next time when I cash out the insurance on my dreamhouse and fix it up better than ever!
Upbeat music and credits roll. Lost in the Dreeeeamhouse~
Rarity wakes up.
 
{...that was the strangest dream I've ever had...oh my why am I having such lewd thoughts?}
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Fluttershy"
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>Welcome to Not Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content does matter, but stress can make you loco in the coco! Now for our main guest....FLUTTERSHY!
Applause
 
"H-hi Pinkie."
 
>Hey Fluttershy! What's it like to be one of the most powerful beings in the world?
 
"My...house got destroyed earlier."
 
>Really? Mine too! We can be hobos together! You can be the bag lady and I can be your jolly magical zebra singing along! ...that's right, I went there. It's my show, I do what I want.
 
"Well, it's not like I've been living there lately anyway."
 
>Oh oh, you can also try bunking with me at the castle! What's the worse that can happen? We mash dimensions together?
 
"...when you say that it makes me-"
 
>That's all the time we have everypony! Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah zip-a-dee-ayy wonderful feeling wonderful day~!
Fluttershy wakes up.
 
"...why do I feel like that's the most normal thing that happened?"
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Twilight"
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we pay our respect to our fallen archive! Now for our main guest....TWILIGHT!
Applause
 
"Hello everypony...my chair is sticky."
 
>Nah, just gooey. Do you think you can make science entertaining?
 
"Oh definitely. If done right knowledge in the form of entertainment can-"
 
Upbeat music
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6OQkj1Tloo [/spoiler]
>Twilight the Science gal (Twilight the science gal).
Disco lights.
>Twi twi twi twi twi twi twilight the science gal~ Now educate us Twilight!
 
"But you'll just end up cutting me off."
 
>What? And stop a perfectly good opportunity to make ponies learn something? Come one!
 
"Oh okay. Hmm...did you know that-"
 
>I lied! That's the end of our show! G'night everypony!
Twilight wakes up.
 
"...I don't know why I try."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
~~~~
>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I do what I want! Join the Pink Pony Club as we discuss things on our segment...THE PERSPECTIVE!!!
 
"I'm the pretty one <3"
 
'I'm the...do I really have to be the grumpy one?'
 
>But you're so good at it!
 
'I'm so used to Silver Spoon being my straight mare that it's weird for me to be the serious one. Makes me appreciate her more.'
 
>We can trade roles for a bit. Which one do you want to be?
 
'I want to be the crazy one. Crazy is fun.'
 
>Then I'll be the pretty one.
 
"*gasp* I'm the grumpy one? I don't know if I can do grumpy."
 
'It's easy for me since I have resting b*CENSORED*face, but try frowning a lot.'
 
>Think about how I'm the pretty one instead of you.
 
Cadence frowns
"Like this?"
 
>Looking grumpy already! I'm the pretty one <3
 
"I'm the grumpy one, hrumph."
DT and Pinkie snicker.
 
'And I'm the crazy one!'
 
>What are we doing tonight?
 
"Same thing I do every night. Drink myself to death."
 
Pinkie tilts her head.
>But you can't die.
 
"That's why I try every night."
 
'Looks like somepony's cranky~ That's why I brought a pie cannon!
Wheels in a cannon.
'It can fire 130 delicious pies in 60 seconds!'
Pinkie climbs out of the cannon.
 
>I'm delicious pie!
 
"Hi delicious. Can you be our new pie? Our old one has bad taste."
 
>You're doing pretty good at this, Cadence. Anyway thanks for joining us. G'night everypony!
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Rainbow Dash"
'Rarity'
[AJ]
{Fluttershy]}
+Twilight+
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! Now for our main guest...RAINBOW DASH!!!
 
"Sup' Pinkie."
 
>Are you doing anything for the anniversary?
 
"...what anniversary?"
 
>You know, the thing!
 
"That's not really specific, Pinkie."
 
>The thing with the show. The My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic anniversary!
 
"Wha? I don't-"
 
>I used to wonder what friendship wonder what friendship could be. Until you all shared it's magic with me.
 
"...big adventures"
 
>Tons of fun!
 
Others show up.
'A beautiful heart'
 
[Faithful and strong]
 
{Sharing kindness}
 
+It's an easy feat+
 
>"'[{+And magic makes it all complete. You have my little ponies.+}]'"
 
>Did you know you're all my very best frieeends~ That's our show! G'night everypony!
>[spoiler]Of course I was also making friends before Twilight thought it was cool, but why ruin the moment?[/spoiler]
RD wakes up.
 
"...I don't know what happened...but I liked it."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Rarity"
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and I'm your new pony who says good night! Now for our main guest...RARITY!!!
 
"Hello darling."
 
>Good to see you're all right after our little incident.
 
"...what incident?"
 
>The one that didn't happen! You've been seeing some good action lately.
 
"Indeed. I'd rather not get rough, but it doesn't mean I'm not prepared to-"
 
>And that's all the time we have! Thanks for joining us and g'night!
 
"I really did wish you would extend the show a little longer."
 
>The day that happens is when you do a better job at running the economy than Applejack.
Rarity wakes up.
 
"...that's not terribly hard actually."
 
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Non-Canon
>Pinkie
"Cadence"
'DT'
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>Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and we try something new! Now for our main segment...GOOD BAKERY!
Applause as the stage opens up to a fake bakery made from cardboard.
>Welcome to Good Bakery, home of the Goody Cakes, can I take your order?
 
Cadence walks up frowning wearing a yellow wig
"I'm here to make a complaint. Your Goody cakes are dry."
 
>...the cake was made of cardboard. You didn't actually have to eat it.
 
"...it looked real for cardboard."
 
>Just say the line.
 
"Oh uh I demand a free drink!"
 
>I'm sorry ma'am, but we don't don't sell drinks here.
 
"*gasp* this is the worst!"
 
DT slides in wearing a brown wig.
'Ma'am, you should come to my place Bamba Juice. We have plenty for you to drink there.'
 
>Hey, don't steal my customers!
 
DT puts metal big cups on her hooves.
'I have drinks that this pony clearly need. Even drinks with electrolytes.'
 
"What are electrolytes?"
 
'It's what ponies crave!'
 
>Trying to stronghoof me? Guess what...I have a box!
 
'Like that's suppose to-'
Pinkie throws a large box over her head with a picture of Filthy Rich looking stern on it. DT quickly salutes it.
'I'm on a mission da-'
 
Pinkie pops out of the box and puts DT in a stranglehold, but DT punches Pinkie multiple times in the face and forcing her to let go.
>Ow!
Pinkie dodges as DT smashes the floor with her metal hooves.
>CHOCOLATE DUST!
Chocolate dust gets thrown into DT's face. Pinkie attacks as DT tries to rub her eyes. PUNCH, PUNCH, KICK, CHOP, PU- some ramen noodles whip around Pinkie's hoof and flings her into the cardboard counter.
 
"Haha, I might be acting like a customer, but I'm actually..."
Switches to a purple wig.
"...the Ramen cart master!"
 
DT and Pinkie stand up and brush themselves off.
>so you're trying to move on to our turf eh?
 
"It's not going to be as easy as you think..."
 
They all give each other looks.
>"'HAAAAA'"
 
Life in the Studio~