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Before the Darkness Ch.1

By: AnthoB on Jun 13th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.19 KB  |  hits: 79  |  expires: Never
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  1. I was sitting on 4chan checking out /mlp/ or what was left of it, after the whole scruffy business. While I was browsing the catalog a random out of nowhere post had caught my eye. "Become your OC or favorite character" I read aloud "I bet" thinking about how stupid that sounded, but curiosity got the best of me and I clicked it. As usual I saw the shit posts that said such things as FAG!, SummerFag, Go back to ponychan, etc and so forth. The post itself was a bit off  though is said.
  2. To become your OC or Favorite character say these simple words and have said character in mind.
  3. Become the character I wish to be thinking of the pony to be who is (Insert Name of pony you wish to be).
  4. I was like "Wow I bet this works!" I said to myself in a very sarcastic voice. I then read it like instructed as a joke to myself.
  5. "Become the character I wish to be thinking of the pony to be who is Rainbow Dash" I said. I had said Rainbow Dash because I had just read five score's new chapter which is a pony transformation story so I thought it fit to say Rainbow Dash.
  6. So I went on to what I was doing, clopped, then went to bed. I fell asleep fairly quickly I had no idea why I was so tired.
  7. I woke up a few hours later having to piss like usual . I got up out of my bed and headed for the bathroom.
  8. "I have fucking headache" I sleepily said  as I entered the bathroom. I stood there with my eyes half way closed looking down peeing. I then remembered I had some ibuprofen up in the cabinet above the toilet so I finished pissing then looked up.
  9. I had to close my eyes and look back at what I just saw in the mirror on the cabinet. "Why the hell do I have cyan colored pony ear's?" I was wide awake by now .  "Ah ah" Are the sounds I made as I tired pulling them off.  
  10. "The fuck the things are real?" Started freaking out  by then "My life is over I can't go to work and see friends like this." "Shit!"
  11. "
  12. "My friend's don't even know I like the show" I thought in my head." At least today is Saturday Ill have the weekend to figure this out ."
  13. I went on to my PC to see if anyone else might have the same problem. I typed into Google Human turns into Pony. All I got was a Google drive Document that I had seen a lot from a general I followed on 4chan and now mlpchan . That won't help at all these guys only write about this shit. No help.
  14. I then remembered that thread from last night as I browsed 4chan.I did if I could favorite Threads that I at least wanted to see replies and such. So I clicked it and to my surprise it wasn't 404ed.  
  15. I went through the comment's and like last time mostly just shitposts ,but one did seem a bit off from the rest. It said "This shit I wouldn't mess with it will work trust me."
  16. I then pressed the reply button  and said "How do you know?" trying to act as natural as usual
  17. I waited about five minutes and updated the page and had a reply He said "Just do" I was curious after that then noticed he had a email on , and wasn't just sage. I copied the email address and opened up my email client to send him a message hoping he would respond.
  18. I typed out
  19. Let me guess you woke up one day with pony ear's that was the start of it?
  20. I pressed the send button and hoped he was joking and being a troll.
  21. End Ch 1