Title: Thank You Based Faust Author: Anonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/aBPLQnid First Edit: Thursday 30th of May 2013 03:20:44 AM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 30th of May 2013 03:20:44 AM CDT "Thank you Based Faust" (sung to the tune of Winter Wrap Up)   Three months of no new episodes, and summer drawing near... Newfags, shit threads, and E-Q Girls support our greatest fear... Our fandom has been goin' South since the start of Season 3... But then on the 27th of May she came to /mlp/   Ms. Lauren Faust was feelin' down Hasjew schemes causing stress So she lurked around and then said 'Hi' At first we called BS   But then a tweet from Fyre_Flye Smashed all our doubt to bits It got over six thousand replies The board just flipped its shit!   Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust! Sorry if the porn made you gag...   Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust! We'll show you how to tripfag We managed to make her glad!   Day after this some Anon's said: 'We gotta do something nice' So they came up with a "Thank You" card With hundreds of pics for spice   But big shock, it's hard to coordinate We turned back into a cesspool of hate   Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust! We don't need that shitty OC!   Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust! It's fine, they're from /mlp/   Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust! Don't forget to crop and use .png FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, READ THE OP!   Across two threads and a thousand posts, We argued to no end, While the images piled up in bulk, There was too much to send.   Presentation was a huge concern, To be too large is bad, When they found out they didn't make it, Oh, the shitstorm that we had!   Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust! I worked too hard for it not to show!   Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust! You should just be glad to help, you know   Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust! Where on Earth did kaze go? WHERE THE FUCK DID KAZE GO?!   It took a lot of compromise About details inane We came up with a final pic KLH almost went insane   Now was the time to send the card, But our troubles persist, From broken links to unfinished pics, It's just too long a list!   Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust! Why the hell won't our tweets show here?!   Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust! Twenty minutes to appear?!   Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust! I knew this whole idea was queer. EVEN WORSE THAN DO OR DEER!   Now all the drama comes to a close It is hard to believe And now it's time to wait and see, What response we'll receive   No matter what may happen now, If we get praise or none, I think, deep down, we all agree We sort of had some fun We sort of had some fun...   Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust! Don't care if we're cool or creepy!   Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust! There's no one we'd rather be than we!   Thank you Based Faust, Thank you Based Faust! It's safe to say we all agree: Please visit /mlp/! COME BACK TO /MLP/!