Title:           Rainbow dash likes beer
Author:          Anonymous
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First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of June 2012 03:40:50 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 23rd of June 2012 03:40:50 AM CDT

 
 
    Im sitting alone on my couch watching fox news because that shit is my comedy central. All of a sudden I hear a large clang in my kitchen. My initial response is to turn of the tv, so that if it were a robber they might not know i am there. I reach for an old metal chair leg, the kind from a school chair. Now wielding this powerful weapon,i slowly advance to the kitchen. I heard rummaging, someone is going through my kitchen. As i peak around the corner my heart is at a dead stop. I notice a a particular cyan pony raiding my fridge. I immediately flip back behind my corner, pinching my self, yeah im awake. I look around the corner again, shes gone.    I slowly advance toward the fridge, chair leg still in hand. I reach for the door of the fridge, when i hear a light scamper behind me, i flip around coming face to face with the sexiest pony i have ever seen. Rainbow dash i standing their a little bewildered by the whole experience as am I.
 
 
    My initial thoughts are, "so this is what it feels like to be crazy". then she speaks, her voice matches up to a key of what she sounds like on the show. She says haya mister i hope you dont mind i got my self a snack", good old rainbow dash. I tell her i dont mind,i introduce my self as David. and she tells me her name.I ask if she would like to cone sit down and explain maybe try to explain how she got here, she accepts the invitation.
    We reach the couch, obviously my first question right away is how she got here. She tells me she was helping twilight with a teleportation spell. I tell her that she can stay with me until this whole mess gets sorted out. she gladly accepts my hospitality. I get up to get my self a drink and ask her if she would like something. She ask if i have any cider,unfortunately i dont but i have the next best thing. Shes never had beer and maybe it wasnt the best thing to have her drink but she seemed to like it.
    I handed her a cold one, fresh from the freezer. I didnt think i would have to explain how to open a beer but once i did she understood. Dash told me that the beer actually had the same kind of taste as the cinder shes had before, I guess that was a good thing. Next thing I know we've gone through a 12 pack. My mind is a bit fuzzy and dash isnt looking to good, maybe this wasnt such a good idea.
 
    I ask her if she wants to lay down, Ive always had an extra bed made for when ever one of my bros needs a place to crash, it isnt much of a room Gray walls with alot of natural lighting from the window, but dam did it have an awesome bed. Both me and her are staggering a bit, shes defiantly having a difficulty walking around even though she has for legs to stand on. Im finally able to get her into the bed, she thanks me for the beer and give me a hug. "you're such a nice guy david, i wish there were ponies like you in ponyville"
    I hug her back. "aw thanks dash, i think youre great too"
 
 
    As we come apart from our hug my hair bushes her ear. I can tell we both got that tingly feel. When we come apart Im staring into her deep pink eyes, amazing im with the actual rainbow dash. I didnt realize it right away but i had been staring for more then i should have, but she had been staring back, it felt like my whole body had suddenly turned to honey.
 
 
    With out a even a word, she slowly brought her hoofs to my pants, fiddling with the zipper for a moment, I helped her with that. As i slid my pants down to my ankles a rush of extacy consumed my body. I felt like i was on every drug. Kicking my pants to the side I slipped my shirt of throwing it what ever direction.left only in my boxers now, i knew i couldnt back down. Dropping them to the ground, i entered the bed with rainbowdash. She fell to her back, i spread her legs apart, reveling her wet pony pussy. I brought my head down and started licking the sweet sweet juices from her pussy.
 
 
 
    I can tell shes enjoying this, random squees and moans of delight fill the air. Shes already so close, i have to make this last longer. I suddenly raise my head and look at hear. Though silent communication she understood, she grabbed my now throbbing dick. Stroking it slowly. She starts to lick it with her little pink pony tongue. As she progresses further down my shaft she suddenly stop, takes her mouth and begins to deep throat my entire being.
    I can barley contain it, I tell her im close. she stop.Dash flips over and presents her smooth pony ass to me,she begs me to pound her doggy style. I take my dick and stick it between her glistening lips. as my head reaches her pussy,the sound of thunder fills the room. Near the door a portal has appeared and twilight in all her beauty is standing there bewildered as i proceed to fuck her best friend. Dash dosnt not seem effected by this at all, she begs for my cock.
 
 
    I feel awkward but i have a plan, i ask casually ask twilight if shed like to join us. Surprisingly this seems to work. she gets up on the bed with us. She ask how i prefer it, not quite clear on her intention i give her an honest answer, "the rougher the better". she understands,in not 10 seconds flat her horn lights up as she preforms a spell, my entire body is beginning to tingle as magic fills the room , the all of a sudden it stop. I feel no different, then a searing pain fills me. I look back to see twilight vigorously pounding my asshole with her magical cock. I cum in rainbowdash and continue to take it from behind by twilight. Through this orgasmic state i am just barley able to look up as i realize dash now has a massive black dick, she tells me to open up, I can do nothing but listen. She trusts her cock deep down my throat as i begin to gag both ponys cum filling me with their hot sticky liquids. I pass out from the experience. minutes possibly hours later I awake to find my self between to large black men. So is the life of a teenage robot
    I hope you guys enjoyed this as much as i did ;)