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Mini-Post: Day in the life of Carrot

By: AnonKono on Mar 25th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.70 KB  |  hits: 353  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be Carrot
  2. >Mommy at work.
  3. >In saferoom, feeling safe.
  4. >Try to eat table. Fail.
  5. >Play with blocks. Fun.
  6. >Miss Mommy.
  7. >Cry because missing Mommy.
  8. >Draw crude picture for Mommy.
  9. >Feel little better.
  10. >Play with big red ball. SO MUCH FUN.
  11. >Miss Mommy some more.
  12. >Snuggle with blankie, wishing it were Mommy.
  13. >Take nap.
  14. >Get drink of water from drowning-proof hampster water feeder thing.
  15. >Play mountain climber on child proof furniture.
  16. >Fall down.
  17. >Miss Mommy some more.
  18. >Put hooves on door and watch for Mommy.
  19. >Miss Mommy.
  20. >Be sad.
  21. >Mommy gets home, and lets you out.
  22. >Be overjoyed.
  23. >Give Mommy your picture.
  24. >Mommy says she loves it, and puts it on the magic food box.
  25. >Life is good.
  26.  
  27. The End!
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