Vidyanon: FEWD

>Anon had been jumping off the cliff and 'continuing' for a while

>He hadn't noticed Rainbow Dash leave earlier

>Hell, he didn't even notice it was the middle of the night

>At least not until he jumped in the wrong direction and hit several large branches on the way down

>Unfortunately, this didn't kill him, but left him in extreme pain

"Aww man...I can't feel my legs..."

 

Your health is dangerously low

 

"I know that..."

>Anon couldn't get up

>The pain was too much to bear

>His health bar was flashing red

>Less than a fourth of health remained in the bar

>Anon passed out from the pain

 

...THE NEXT MORNING...

 

>Anon opened his eyes slowly

>Coming to, he sat up and surveyed his surroundings

>He was in a hut with masks hung up everywhere

>Shelves of strange-looking substances and alchemical tools adorned most of the surfaces

>A boiling pot with a fire underneath was the centerpiece of the hut

>Anon attempted to get up, only to have a hoof placed on his chest

>He looked up to see Zecora

>"Sorry, Anon, you need more rest. Your body, you might not want to test."

"But I feel fine."

>Anon got up from the cot to prove his point

>Zecora looked at him with surprise

>"Your wounds did not look like they would heal overnight! You had broken bones and bloody cuts...it was a terrible sight."

"Well I feel fine now. See? No broken bones or wounds around here. Whatever you did, it worked."

>"I did nothing more than feed you, Anon. That is all I did and now..your wounds, they're gone."

"I'm just as surprised as you are."

>Anon surveyed himself once more to check for any damages. None were present at the moment

"Well thanks for helping out, Zecora. I should be getting back to P0nyville."

>"It was no problem, anything for a friend. Just..I hope to not hear anything soon about your end."

"Oh don't worry, that's not happening anytime soon."

>Anon, remembering his incredible re-spawning ability, became smug at his inability to die

>He exited Zecora's hut and skipped out of the forest

>But not before tripping into the patch of poison joke just before exiting the Everfree

 

 

>Some time later, Anon arrived at home and made himself a tasty sandwich of ham (substitute), lettuce, tomato, and cheese with Tartarusman's mayo and white bread

>Wheat bread's for pussies who don't like white

>That's right. I said it

>Unfortunately making the sandwich was difficult seeing as his hands swelled up to look like a doctor's glove filled with air, courtesey of the poison joke

>That and his heads up display was glitching the whole time

>While in the process of making the sandwich a large bald russian-sounding man with fingerless gloves and a blue outfit ran downstairs screaming "SANDVICH" once he cut it in half

>Anon got rid of him with a swolen-fist falcon pawnch

>Finally able to eat his sandwich, Anon gave up on trying to pick up the damn thing and slammed his face on his plate

>Ingesting the thing completely, his hands went back to their normal size and his HUD stopped with the glitching

"Holy fuck, food is..health?"

>He truly was invincible

>And now he had an excuse to surround himself with food

>Today truly was a great day

 

>Anon, deciding it was time to test himself in the p0ny world, left his home and began walking in a random direction

>His new-found skills had helped him survive the more recent shit going on, and he was ready to see just how far he could go without dying

>Because, y'know, dying is like...a minor inconvenience to him now

>What with being able to continue and shit

>...Wish I could do that

>Anon walked until he made it to P0nyville park

>He noticed Pinkie Pie running around smelling the flowers

>Pinkie, noticing Anon as well, approached him with a smile

>"Howdy doo-dee, Anon! Whatcha doin'?"

"I'm testing out my new skills, Pinkie Pie, and I can't have any distractions. Now if yo- what was that?"

>Anon noticed a glint of light come from a nearby bench.

>He saw the glint came from a pair of binoculars held by Twilight

"I'll talk to you later, Pinkie Pie."

>"Okie Dokie Lokie!"

>She hopped off, but not before her tail twitched slightly

>Anon walked up to Twilight as she seemed to drop her hooves on the bench. Spike was cowering behind her. He saw her hooves were in bandages and braced by a weird...brace-looking thingy coming out of the wheelchair she was sitting in

>He raised an eyebrow at this

"What's going on he-"

>Before he could finish his sentence a potted plant fell on Twilight's head, knocking her out. Spike ran off pulling the wheelchair

>Anon tried to say something but ended up stepping where the wheelchair was

 

INCOMING!!

 

"Huh?"

>An anvil fell on Anon's head, thankfully not blasting his brains everywhere

>Shortly after the anvil fell from his head, a hay-cart fell on him, breaking and scattering pieces everywhere

>If that wasn't enough a piano fell on him shortly after

"....owww..."

>Anon climbed out of the wreckage of random shit

>His health bar was flashing again

>Pinkie Pie bounced to him out of nowhere

>Knowing of Pinkie's insane ability to do whatever the fuck she wanted at any given moment, Anon pleaded with her for the only thing he knew was going to save his life..this one at least

"Cup...cake.."

>Anon reached up to her and then dropped his arm on the ground, still looking up at her

>Pinkie, in confusion, held up a knife and torn open Rainbow Dash plushie with cotton falling from its gut wound and torn wing

>Yeah...I've read it. Deal with it.

"No not cupcakes you crazy mare...cup...cake.."

>"OH!"

>Pinkie Pie produced a chocolate cupcake with pink frosting and multi-colored sprinkles

>She promptly shoved it in Anon's mouth, pushing his jaw up and down to help him chew

>Anon swallowed and, in moments, his health bar filled back up to about three fourths

"Pinkie, you saved my life...this one anyway."

>"No problem!"

>She bounced off

>The familiar sounds of whooshing and an object hitting hard steel returned briefly

>Anon looked up to see the words again

>Apparently coming to the brink of death, in contrast to dying over an over again, yielded a level bonus

>Not trying to be cool this time, Anon just pumped a fist in the air

"Level Up!"

 

 

Choose a skill to Level Up

 

Strength. Stamina. Magic.

 

"Strength!"

 

Gonna leave magic behind again, eh faggot?

 

"I'm going to ignore that."

 

Choose a Perk

( ) Ability to write rape-fiction

( ) Become father of a p0ny

( ) Portal Gun

 

"...Uh...Portal gun..."

 

>As soon as his vision returned he noticed a strange object in his hand

>It looked like two eggs morphed together, one end having its bottom half gone and hollowed out. A handle along with a trigger could be found inside. On the other end, the top part of the 'egg' had a blue light in the center with a three-pronged claw-like protrusion coming out of the end

"Something tells me the fun has just been doubled."