[FR] Evil Genuis Anon Part 1

>You are Doctor Anonymous

>The dashing Physicist and evil genuis.

>The greatest evil genuis Earth has ever known!

>You look out of the window of your evil volcanic lair and laugh maniacally.

>Your arch nemesis, Max Steele won't be able to stop you this time.

>For one thing, this is your new SECRET mountain volcano lair.

>Secondly, you don't have any ideas for doomsday devices.

>Not a single plot, scheme or devious plan to think of.

>It's actually quite depressing. You didn't know an evil genius could have a mid-life crisis.

>You recline back in your large leather chair, stroking your tom cat when a sudden call from one of your cyborg minions catches your attention.

>"Sir! Max Steele is here!" He exclaimed above the sounds of a fight in the background.

Send him in.

>"Yes sir."

>Several minutes later, your quarry bursts through the door with a flying kick. Landing gracefully before flipping back his well combed hair and adjusting his suit.

>You rise from your seat as a grin spreads across your features.

Ah yes! Max Steele, it is nice to see your egotism has not waded since you were last here.

>"Can it doctor! I'm gonna' stop your plan and be back home before lunch."

Uhhhh.

>You cough into the back of your hand. Smooth.

>"What? You know the routine, aren't you going to try and stop me."

>You scratch the back of your head as you start to sweat slightly.

Well the thing is... I don't really have any more plans.

>He raises an eyebrow at your problem.

>"Really? No bombs, genetic experiments or time paradoxes?"

I've already tried all of those! I'm not a broken record Steele!

>"So uhh. Theres nothing to save the day from?"

No. Try again next week.

>"Wait! This is a trick isn't it! As soon as I leave you'll put your plan into action."

If I did have a plan I would have already monolouged it to you fool!

But if you really wish to die that badly be my guest.

>You crack a smile that would make the chesire cat nervous.

Guards! Kill Max Steele!

>Several of your guards run through the doors and circle around him.

>While Max is busy dealing with your cannon fodder, you use your secret chair elevator to escape.

>The tunnel whizzes by you as you fly towards the underground storage wherehouse.

>Huddling your furball to your chest you jog down the endless rows of crates and abandoned doomsday devices.

>Something suddenly catches your eye, yes this will do nicely.

>One of your current projects, nearly finished.

>A quantum gate.

>Using your advanced knowledge of physics, you created a gateway to... god only knows.

>You climb up the safety ladder, giggling like a school child.

>You flick several switches on the control panel.

>The machine itself was two big metal rings suspended in an magnetic field.

>They would emit technobabble and create a portal to a new world!

>A new world...

>New places, new people, new chances to conquer the planet!

>Damn Doctor you ARE a genius!

>The rings spin rapidly, you don your protective goggles.

>A blue liquid seemingly forms from nothing in the centre, revealing an image of green fields beyond it's depths.

>Perfect! That looks nice and survivable for a being such as yourself.

>You run some preliminary scans, perfect! Just like Earth.

>"Stop right there Doctor!"

>You spin around to see Steele at the bottom of the structure, pointing his gun in your general direction.

Too late Steele, beyond this portal lies a new world for me to conquer!

>You initiate your evil laugh, as the portal grows larger.

>The walkway extends into the portal and the rings slow to a halt.

Just try and stop me now!

>You turn and dash into the portal as bullets ring past your head.

>You are pulled in forcefully as your body melts into atoms and particles.

>Jeeze that hurts!

>You and your cat are thrown out of a bush before landing into a lush green field.

>You stand up, dust of your lab coat and survey the surrounding landscape.

>Sunny, life filled and pristine countryside meet your inquisitive eyes.

>Yes! This will be fun to conquer.

>"What in Equestria is that!"

>Startled by this female intruder you quickly spin round to reveal...

>A small, pastel coloured p0ny.

>with a horn.

>It's purple.

I could ask you the same question!

>It gasps at your response.

>"Y-you can talk!"

Of course I can talk! What did you expect? Grunts and whinnies?

>It begins to circle around you, carefully examining every part of you.

>"W-what's your name?"

Doctor Anonymous, physicist and genius!

>You exclaim, making the purple pone jump slightly.

>"W-what are you, Dr. Anon?"

A human, you know big hairless apes.

>"I can't say I've ever heard of a human before"

Well that makes sense considering I'm from another universe.

>"Another univserse?"

I have construced an inter-dimensional portal! Which has allowed me to travel to...

>"Equestria."

>You stare for a moment at your new friend.

>Wonderful, a land filled with horse puns. You'll be sure to outlaw them when it comes your turn to rule.

Anyway my purple friend, what would your name be?

>"Twilight Sparkle!"

>You stare at her once again hoping to see signs that she was kidding.

>After around 5 seconds you sigh.

>You will need to befriend these coloured equines in order to establish you evil order.

Well Ms. Sparkle, would you mind showing me to the nearest town?

>"Of course, I'm sure my friends would love to meet you!"

>She trots happily away, clearly starstruck at her discovery.

What is this town called anyway?

>"Oh! Ponyville, it's pretty quiet. I'm sure you'll love it."

>You laugh internally.

I'm sure I will.

>You soon arrive in the town. How quaint. Small cottages and bright homes.

>It's like something out of a children's cartoon show!

>You recieve plenty of attention from the towns residents.

>They'll get theirs eventually.

>You notice several flying equines on your journey.

>Great, they can fly.

>Your attention is soon drawn to the large tree you are approaching.

>It has windows and a door.

You have to be kidding.

>All signs show that this tree is very much alive.

>Twilight looks back at you, a smirk planted on her muzzle.

>She opens the door, without touching the door knob.

>A small purple aura surrounds it.

>Your jaw very nearly hits the floor.

W-what was that?

>"Magic silly!"

Magic.

>"Of course."

>You chuckle nervously. Magic. FUCKING MAGIC.

>Your plans had already been tossed down the latrine and desecrated.

>How could you possibly defeat a race that utilises magic when you can't stop one measly super-spy!

>You know Steele is laughing at you right this instant.

>Soon enough the purple one has gathered her five friends.

>They introduce themselves. Boring.

>In all honesty if they aren't serving you, you aren't interested.

>You make up some bullshit story about how you were a victim of a university experiment gone wrong.

>The usual.

>they get excited about meeting a new sentient species.

>The yellow one is interested in your cat.

>Before long they have become bored with your enthrauling tale of theoretical physics.

>Except the purple one, of course. Judging by the fact she lives in a library you guess she is quite the bookworm.

>Explains why she only has five friends.

>Doing better than you at least.

>Soon enough all of them have left. Except the yellow one.

Fluttershy was it?

>She squeeks in suprise before hiding behind her mane.

>She stammers out some noises before composing herself.

>"Twilight said you needed a place to stay so um... I was wondering if you'd like to stay with me."

>She cracks a hopeful smile.

>It's pretty adorable.

>You DO need a base of operations. Oh and somewhere to sleep.

Sure! Uh. do you have any cat food there?

>"Of course, I look after all sorts of animals."

>You never really were an animal person.

>Except for cats of course.

>What kind of evil genius doesn't love cats?

It's settled then, lead the way?

>You say your goodbyes to Twilight, who insists you return tomorrow for more study.

>What's the worst that could happen?

>Your yellow guide leads to pretty far out from the town.

>Perfect, you need privacy for your schemes.

>You come upon a small cottage, seemingly built into the Earth.

>And of course, it's full of animals.

>You let ginger run wild and retire to the spare room she graciously granted you.

>Maybe things here would go your way after all.

 

>You are now fluttershy.

>Doctor Anon is staying with you!

>This is great, an entirely new species to love and care for.

>Even if he doesn't know it yet.

>He's strangely attractive.

>That strong jawline.

>That handsome graying hair.

>That amazing beard.

>You feel safe in his presence.

>You wish you could get a stallion like that.

>Wait!

>You have an idea.

>What's stopping you from going for the doctor!

>He may be a different species yes.

>But that didn't stop other inter-species relationships.

>This is great.

>You need a plan though.

>You'll make him love you!

>One way or another.

>You laugh maniacally!

>Soon my precious.

>Soon.