2015-05-21 00:19:43
No. 23131041
LOADING HORSE
2015-05-21 00:26:18
No. 23131086
You rub your eyes as the light falls through the trees. The soft morning air cools your face. Grass around your campsite glistens with the morning dew.
YOUR STATS
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STRENGTH - 8
SPEED - 5
INTELLIGENCE - 8
TOUGHNESS - 3
STEALTH - 2
CHARISMA - 3
INTUITION - 10
MAGIC - 10
STATUS: LVL 2
XP PROGRESSION ( 26% )
Experience - 52 xp
HEALTH - 90
STAMINA - 120
MANA - 100
LUST - 38%
BITS - 20%
You have 8 actions left.
NPC STATS
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Sheila's Affection - 12%
Sheila's Trust - 10%
>REST
>EXPLORE
>MAP
>INVENTORY
>EXERCISE
2015-05-21 00:34:59
No. 23131165
>>23131097
>>23131126
>>23131120
You chose to EXERCISE TOUGHNESS!
You find the BRAMBLE bush again and jump in it.
+1 TOUGHNESS
STRENGTH - 8
SPEED - 5
INTELLIGENCE - 8
TOUGHNESS - 5
STEALTH - 2
CHARISMA - 3
INTUITION - 10
MAGIC - 10
YOUR MAX HP has risen 10 POINTS!
2015-05-21 00:37:09
No. 23131181
STATUS: LVL 2
XP PROGRESSION ( 26% )
Experience - 52 xp
HEALTH - 100
STAMINA - 120
MANA - 100
LUST - 38%
BITS - 20%
You have 8 actions left.
NPC STATS
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Sheila's Affection - 12%
Sheila's Trust - 10%
>REST
>EXPLORE
>MAP
>INVENTORY
>EXERCISE
2015-05-21 00:40:22
No. 23131214
>>23131183
>>23131189
You pull out your map.
THE LOCATIONS YOU HAVE FOUND ARE
>FOREST
>LAKE
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PLACES
>SHEILA
Choosing to look at the map does not cost a turn, but rather is a pretense to the EXPLORE option. You can still choose to do another thing should not want to explore after you have pulled out the map.
2015-05-21 00:48:53
No. 23131291
You chose to EXERCISE!
What do you exercise?
STRENGTH - 8
SPEED - 5
INTELLIGENCE - 8
TOUGHNESS - 5
STEALTH - 2
CHARISMA - 3
INTUITION - 10
MAGIC - 10
2015-05-21 01:06:56
No. 23131486
You exercise STRENGTH
You find a small boulder and concentrate. Your magic begins to lift the rock. You never understood the relationship between a unicorn's physical strength and their magic, but hell, you're glad it's connected.
+1 STRENGTH
STRENGTH - 9
SPEED - 5
INTELLIGENCE - 8
TOUGHNESS - 5
STEALTH - 2
CHARISMA - 3
INTUITION - 10
MAGIC - 10
2015-05-21 01:14:33
No. 23131558
>>23131403
If people wanted to do that, sure. You could allocate a whole day to exercising. You can in theory do this over and over again.
Deep Blue will get tired eventually though, and you will not be given the option to EXERCISE for a while though.
>>23131486
HEALTH - 100
STAMINA - 120
MANA - 100
LUST - 38%
BITS - 20
You have 6 actions left.
NPC STATS
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Sheila's Affection - 12%
Sheila's Trust - 10%
>REST
>EXPLORE
>MAP
>INVENTORY
>EXERCISE
2015-05-21 01:20:17
No. 23131632
>>23131576
>>23131567
You exercise STRENGTH!
You return to the boulder and continue trying to lift it. You keep at it for a while, your forehead sweating and your legs get wobbly. In the end, you managed to lift it a bit higher than you were last time.
+1 STRENGTH
STRENGTH - 10
SPEED - 5
INTELLIGENCE - 8
TOUGHNESS - 5
STEALTH - 2
CHARISMA - 3
INTUITION - 10
MAGIC - 10
All PHYSICAL attacks gain a +2 BONUS to BASE DAMAGE!
Attack - 14
Uppercut slash - 19
Charge jab - 19
2015-05-21 01:21:17
No. 23131652
HEALTH - 100
STAMINA - 120
MANA - 100
LUST - 38%
BITS - 20
You have 5 actions left.
NPC STATS
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Sheila's Affection - 12%
Sheila's Trust - 10%
>REST
>EXPLORE
>MAP
>INVENTORY
>EXERCISE
2015-05-21 01:22:27
No. 23131674
>>23131645
>>23131651
>>23131663
>>23131662
>>23131661
>>23131655
WHERE DO YOU EXPLORE?
>LAKE
>FOREST
2015-05-21 01:27:35
No. 23131744
>>23131697
>>23131690
>>23131688
>>23131686
>>23131684
>>23131687
>>23131683
>>23131681
You explore the LAKE!
You wander around the edge of the lake and find that your senses are assaulted by a horrid smell. You investigate and find that the smell comes from a mass of plants. To your surprise, the plant begins to move.
You are fighting the MOSS LVL 2!
>Attack
>Uppercut Slash - 10 Stamina
>Charge Jab - 10 Stamina
>Magic
>Magic Blast LVL 1 - 10 Mana -5 Stamina
>Item
>Taunt
>Flee
HEALTH - 100
STAMINA - 120
MANA - 100
LUST - 38%
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ENEMY STATS
HEALTH - 45
2015-05-21 01:31:49
No. 23131802
>>23131758
>>23131760
>>23131755
>>23131754
>>23131774
You use UPPERCUT SLASH!
-10 stamina
22 DAMAGE!
MOSS used PUTRID BREATH!
-15 DAMAGE!
2015-05-21 01:37:57
No. 23131867
>>23131817
>>23131815
>>23131827
>>23131823
You use MAGIC BLAST LVL1!
-10 Mana
-5 Stamina
25 DAMAGE!
The MOSS seems to have absorbed some of the magic. It's attack has raised +5. However, due to the blast, it is dazed, and it looses this turn, but it will attack next turn first,
HEALTH - 85
STAMINA - 105
MANA - 90
LUST - 38%
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ENEMY STATS
HEALTH - 5
2015-05-21 01:43:45
No. 23131949
>>23131880
>>23131882
>>23131890
>>23131874
MOSS used PUTRID BREATH+!
-20 DAMAGE!
You use ATTACK!
15 DAMAGE!
you have defeated the MOSS!
You loot 6 BITS from the MOSS!
+35 XP
2015-05-21 01:47:39
No. 23131999
STATUS: LVL 2
XP PROGRESSION ( 43% )
Experience - 87 xp
HEALTH - 65
STAMINA - 105
MANA - 90
LUST - 38%
BITS - 26
You have 4 actions left.
NPC STATS
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Sheila's Affection - 12%
Sheila's Trust - 10%
>REST
>EXPLORE
>MAP
>INVENTORY
>EXERCISE
>>23131979
An item. You gotta find em though.
2015-05-21 02:10:38
No. 23132261
>>23132236
http://strawpoll.me/4414007
+3 bits for predicting the future
2015-05-21 02:16:07
No. 23132312
>>23132261
You REST for 2 turns!
STATUS: LVL 2
XP PROGRESSION ( 43% )
Experience - 87 xp
HEALTH - 100
STAMINA - 120
MANA - 100
LUST - 36%
BITS - 29
You have 2 actions left.
NPC STATS
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Sheila's Affection - 12%
Sheila's Trust - 10%
>REST
>EXPLORE
>MAP
>INVENTORY
>EXERCISE
2015-05-21 02:19:50
No. 23132352
>>23132327
>>23132321
>>23132340
>>23132338
You choose to EXPLORE!
You find a SPELL BOOK!
Do you USE or STORE?
2015-05-21 02:24:30
No. 23132389
>>23132358
>>23132365
>>23132364
>>23132363
>>23132361
You USE the book!
IT'S A TRAP! The book explodes out from the inside as legs and arms sprout from the pages.
A LESSER MIMIC SLASHES you twice!
-20 DAMAGE!
You are now fighting the LESSER MIMIC!
>Attack
>Uppercut Slash - 10 Stamina
>Charge Jab - 10 Stamina
>Magic
>Magic Blast LVL 1 - 10 Mana -5 Stamina
>Item
>Taunt
>Flee
HEALTH - 80
STAMINA - 120
MANA - 100
LUST - 36%
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ENEMY STATS
HEALTH - 60
2015-05-21 02:37:18
No. 23132505
>>23132494
>>23132481
>>23132476
You use CHARGE JAB!
-10 Stamina
20 DAMAGE!
LESSER MIMIC is CHARGING UP!
2015-05-21 02:41:26
No. 23132554
>>23132516
>>23132517
>>23132523
>>23132528
You try to FLEE!
STEALTH roll FAILED!
LESSER MIMIC is almost done CHARGING!
2015-05-21 02:51:14
No. 23132662
>>23132568
>>23132565
>>23132561
>>23132562
>>23132586
You use UPPERCUT SLASH!
-10 Stamina
You slam your sword's blade upwards between the LESSER MIMIC's eyes!
25 DAMAGE!
LESSER MIMIC used FURY SWIPE!
You are hit 4 times!
-40 DAMAGE!
You are now STUNNED by his attack!
You LOSE next turn!
HEALTH - 40
STAMINA - 100
MANA - 100
LUST - 36%
BITS - 29
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ENEMY STATS
HEALTH - 15
2015-05-21 02:57:01
No. 23132721
You are STUNNED!
LESSER MIMIC used DOUBLE SLASH!
-20 DAMAGE!
HEALTH - 20
STAMINA - 100
MANA - 100
LUST - 36%
BITS - 29
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ENEMY STATS
HEALTH - 15
2015-05-21 03:04:38
No. 23132822
Mimics have high chance to evade. I was actually surprised that you guys hit it with both of your attacks. I use this
https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
for this game.
A mimic has a 1-4 chance of evading an attack.
I pick a random number at the start of the battle, and roll if we attack. If he doesn't evade, he attacks.
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2015-05-21 03:14:18
No. 23132900
>>23132741
>>23132743
>>23132751
>>23132766
>>23132771
>>23132770
>>23132851
>>23132850
>>23132835
>>23132833
>>23132828
You use HEALTH POTION!
+25 HP!
LESSER MIMIC used STEAL!
The LESSER MIMIC stole 15 BITS!
If you don't kill it next turn, it will FLEE, taking your BITS with it!
HEALTH - 45
STAMINA - 100
MANA - 100
LUST - 36%
BITS - 14 (15)
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ENEMY STATS
HEALTH - 15
2015-05-21 03:26:01
No. 23132985
>>23132907
>>23132905
>>23132911
>>23132917
You use UPPERCUT SLASH!
You remember that the BANDIT used a certain tactic when fighting, so you try and copy him.
You attack the LESSER MIMIC in the same spot!
35 DAMAGE!
You need to successfully use this tactic FIVE times before you learn it completely.
YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE LESSER MIMIC!
As the LESSER MIMIC falls to the ground, it's body deteriorates. As the book touches the ground, it's body has disappeared completely. Your BITS clatter next to it. You pick up the book.
>EMBER
Do you USE now? or STORE it for later?
+100 XP!
+15 bits
2015-05-21 03:29:56
No. 23133029
>>23132991
>>23132992
OH NO! A DOUBLE MIMIC was hiding in the book! The SNEAKY NIGGER!
Just kidding.
You learned EMBER!
>EMBER
>-15 Mana
>-10 Stamina
>45 DAMAGE
>50% chance to burn for 2 turns at 5 HP a turn
2015-05-21 03:32:57
No. 23133050
STATUS: LVL 2
XP PROGRESSION ( 93% )
Experience - 187 xp
HEALTH - 45
STAMINA - 90
MANA - 100
LUST - 36%
BITS - 29
You have 1 action left.
NPC STATS
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Sheila's Affection - 12%
Sheila's Trust - 10%
>REST
>EXPLORE
>MAP
>INVENTORY
>EXERCISE
2015-05-21 03:40:16
No. 23133112
>>23133033
>>23133035
>>23133038
>>23133040
>>23133041
>>23133045
>>23133046
>>23133070
>>23133072
>>23133079
You go to visit SHEILA.
Exited with your newfound powers and recent victory, you run towards her, tripping in the process. As you fall, you accidentally shoot out a bit of fire.
>"Oh! hey DB- WHOA"
Sheila ducks as the fire flies over her head and falls into the lake.
>"Huh. Turning into a little arsonist are we?"
She chuckles.
>"How're you doing DB?"
2015-05-21 04:00:52
No. 23133239
>>23133124
>>23133094
>>23133104
>>23133105
"I'm doing great! I just got in a fight with this eight legged beast that shot lasers and breathed death! He also wore a book and had googly eyes."
>"Oh? You fought a lesser mimic and won? That's pretty good for a scrub foal. I also see you learned a new spell"
>>23133159
"YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS QUEEN OF FLAMES, OR FIREQUEEN FOR SHORT MAYBE"
She laughs
>"Oh really? Can the QUEEN OF FLAMES do this?"
Sheila backs up a bit and looks out to the lake. She inhales deeply, pauses, and then lets a torrent of flames burst from her mouth.
She closes her maw and a little smoke trickles from her lips. She turns to look at you.
>"You shall address me as the MISTRESS of MAYHEM you PEASANT!"
You stare at her as she glares at you. You both break into laughter.
>"Oh, before I forget, I got this for you."
She hands you bottle filled with an off-white liquid.
>"Don't worry. It's not spunk. My friend Belle came to visit today. She gave me some extra Tauras milk. It's supposed to be really good for adventurers. Figured you might like it"
"Thanks!"
+1 Tauras milk
"Oh, I also brought something."
You pull out a container filled with some of the stew you made.
"I made some stew! You want some?"
>"Sure! Looks tasty!"
You both sit down to eat some stew.
Do you ask anything else?
2015-05-21 04:24:07
No. 23133382
>>23133248
>>23133257
>>23133258
>>23133263
>>23133270
"Oh hey,could I buy another Health potion?"
>"Sure thing"
+1 HEALTH POTION
-10 BITS
>"Yknow, as they are right now, the health potions are alright, but they could be better. If you happen to find any items in you adventuring that can make these potions do more, bring em to me and I'll add it to the recipe list. I'm not very smart in that regard, but maybe you'll be better at it. Just something to keep in mind."
If you upgrade your INTELLIGENCE you can do different things with items you find.You can also gain INTELLIGENCE from reading books.
>>23133249
"Oh, uh have you seen anything strange going on lately? I need a quest or something. What's the point of being great if all I do is kill animals in the forests?"
>"Strange huh? Well, I'm not sure about anything strange, but if you want to listen for gossip, I got a lead. I hear there's a town not too far East from here. I'm sure if you keep travelling that way, you'll find it. There's bound to be some stuff for you to do there."
>DIRECTIONAL EXPLORE ADDED
>>23133260
>"Oh Belle? She said she was gonna stay here for a while. Yknow, settle down a bit. She's probably setting up here at the lake. Explore around and you'll probably find her. She loves kids, so I'm sure you'll hit it off."
Sorry, my computer froze. This was supposed to be quick text stuffs.
2015-05-21 04:42:51
No. 23133472
>>23133386
"So."
You plop down in front of her.
"What can you tell me about LUST?"
She jolts up in surprise.
>"L-lust?"
"Mhm."
>"W-well, lust is um... a way for the body to tell you what it um... wants? But sometimes your body can be tricked into THINKING it wants something, but is actually just being used, and then you need to make the decision to act on those things."
She's sweating.
>"A um, good way to get rid of these uh... feelings... is to um. RELIEVE yourself."
"What like pee?"
>"Haaaa no... um, I meant more like.... stmsmtsfsng"
"Wha?"
>"Mastebrntng"
"Are you okay? Do I need to find a doctor?"
>"DB, Masturbating. I'm talking about masturbating."
"Whuzzat"
>"It's when a pony um... touches themselves."
"What like this?"
You put your hand on your nose.
>"N-no. Um, h-here."
She goes into her wagon and rummages around. She then comes back out with a box.
>"H-here's a... toy... I used to use when I was smaller. I don't use it anymore, but maybe you can um... u-use it."
"How do I use it?"
>"There are instructions in the box."
She's blushing quite heavily now.
"Well, if you say so."
You talk for a bit longer. Sheila blushes when she looks at you. After a few hours, she looks up.
>"Well, It's getting kinda late. You gonna head back now?"
"Yeah probably."
In a flash, she jumps back into her wagon.
>"Alright! See you later DB!"
She slams her wagon's doors shut.
Oh well. She probably had something to get to.
The ground where she was sitting is pretty moist too.
2015-05-21 04:57:57
No. 23133541
We don't have any more actions left anon.
STATUS: LVL 2
XP PROGRESSION ( 93% )
Experience - 187 xp
HEALTH - 45
STAMINA - 90
MANA - 100
LUST - 36%
BITS - 19
You have 0 actions left.
NPC STATS
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Sheila's Affection - 22%
Sheila's Trust - 20%
You yawn and lay down in bed. Today was a good day. You weren't raped AND you learned a new spell!
10/10 in your opinion.
You put out the fire and go to sleep.
END OF DAY THREE
2015-05-21 05:22:26
No. 23133629
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