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Foal Quest -X Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)05:19:43 No.23131041
WELCOME BACK
LOADING HORSE
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:21:31 No.23131050
>>23131041

Let's try not to be retarded this time people.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:22:11 No.23131053
hype
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:22:41 No.23131059
>>23131050
No
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:23:41 No.23131064
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:23:46 No.23131065
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>>23131050
If being retarded means more filly rape
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:23:50 No.23131066
>>23131041
dis gun b gud
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:25:19 No.23131075
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>new thread
>literally 11:30pm
I wanna be >picrelated
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)05:26:18 No.23131086
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>>23131041
You rub your eyes as the light falls through the trees. The soft morning air cools your face. Grass around your campsite glistens with the morning dew.

YOUR STATS
-------------------------------------
STRENGTH - 8
SPEED - 5
INTELLIGENCE - 8
TOUGHNESS - 3
STEALTH - 2
CHARISMA - 3
INTUITION - 10
MAGIC - 10

STATUS: LVL 2

XP PROGRESSION ( 26% )

Experience - 52 xp

HEALTH - 90
STAMINA - 120
MANA - 100
LUST - 38%
BITS - 20%

You have 8 actions left.

NPC STATS
----------------------------
Sheila's Affection - 12%
Sheila's Trust - 10%
>REST
>EXPLORE
>MAP
>INVENTORY
>EXERCISE
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:27:37 No.23131097
>>23131086
Exercise toughness
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:27:43 No.23131099
>>23131086
Explore!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:27:44 No.23131101
>>23131086

>EXERCISE STRENGTH
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:27:47 No.23131102
>>23131086
exercise tough
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:28:06 No.23131105
Start here if you haven't read the previous two threads.

http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/foal/23105774#navbar
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:28:06 No.23131106
>>23131086
Inventory
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:28:26 No.23131111
LISTEN UP YOU FAGGOTS.

TONIGHT WE'RE GETTING THIS FILLY HER SMILE BACK.
SO GET YOUR ASS OVER TO SADPANDA, FINISH UP AND COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE READY TO PUT IN WORK.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:29:33 No.23131120
>>23131086
exercise toughness
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:30:17 No.23131126
>>23131086
Exercise
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:30:44 No.23131132
>>23131111
your quads sounds like it doesn't want filly rape
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:31:29 No.23131138
>mid clop, see thread
>not sure if i should finish or risk edging for hours
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:31:57 No.23131144
>>23131111
Nice digits.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:32:35 No.23131149
>>23131111

The quads must be obeyed. The only creature that is going to be raping anything today is going to be us.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:32:38 No.23131151
>>23131132
IF WE GET RAPED IT WILL BE BECAUSE OUR OPPONENT EARNED IT.

IT WILL BE A BITTERSWEET SUCCOUR FOR OUR FAILURE.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:34:09 No.23131160
>>23131086
GO FIND SHEILA FOR CUDDLES
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:34:45 No.23131163
>>23131111
>>23131149
>>23131151

This. I think the DM should just ignore posters that are blatantly trying to make us fail.
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)05:34:59 No.23131165
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>>23131102
>>23131097
>>23131126
>>23131120
You chose to EXERCISE TOUGHNESS!
You find the BRAMBLE bush again and jump in it.
+1 TOUGHNESS

STRENGTH - 8
SPEED - 5
INTELLIGENCE - 8
TOUGHNESS - 5
STEALTH - 2
CHARISMA - 3
INTUITION - 10
MAGIC - 10

YOUR MAX HP has risen 10 POINTS!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:35:43 No.23131170
>>23131165
go to sheila little one
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:35:52 No.23131172
>>23131149
Let's find the fairy and rape it
Maybe if we put the fairy inside our anus we may get special anti-rape in anus power
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:36:19 No.23131175
>>23131165
now we explore
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:36:47 No.23131176
>>23131172
Look at our little hoofsies though. We should step on it with lots of pov
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:37:00 No.23131179
>>23131165
Explore.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:37:01 No.23131180
>>23131165
explore lake
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)05:37:09 No.23131181
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>>23131165
STATUS: LVL 2

XP PROGRESSION ( 26% )

Experience - 52 xp

HEALTH - 100
STAMINA - 120
MANA - 100
LUST - 38%
BITS - 20%

You have 8 actions left.

NPC STATS
----------------------------
Sheila's Affection - 12%
Sheila's Trust - 10%

>REST
>EXPLORE
>MAP
>INVENTORY
>EXERCISE
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:37:23 No.23131182
>>23131165
Need more TOUGH
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:37:24 No.23131183
>>23131181
map
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:38:13 No.23131189
>>23131183
dont just say map, say where you want to go.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:38:23 No.23131192
>>23131181
Work out again.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:39:12 No.23131200
>>23131189
Oh, I thought that mean look at map...
then train tough again
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:39:55 No.23131208
>>23131181
Gotta get /fit/
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:39:56 No.23131209
>>>>23131181
go to fucking sheila
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)05:40:22 No.23131214
>>23131181
>>23131183
>>23131189
You pull out your map.

THE LOCATIONS YOU HAVE FOUND ARE
>FOREST
>LAKE
-----------------------------------
PLACES
>SHEILA

Choosing to look at the map does not cost a turn, but rather is a pretense to the EXPLORE option. You can still choose to do another thing should not want to explore after you have pulled out the map.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:40:26 No.23131217
>>23131200
map is for fast traveling.

so if we want to explore, but only explore around the lake and not go to the forest or a new area, you'd say map-lake. or map-sheila or map-forest, etc.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:40:33 No.23131218
>>23131183
I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAP, I'M THE MAP
>>23131181
>Explore
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:40:45 No.23131220
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>>23131181
>BITS - 20%
Explore.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:41:07 No.23131223
>>23131214
Visit fuckbuddy.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:41:34 No.23131226
>>23131181
Can we exercise Stealth? If these stories go the way they usually do, the thing you don't need in the moment ends up killing you late game.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:41:48 No.23131231
>>23131181
>>23131214

I think we should exercise our toughness up until our last action for the day, and the go and spend the the night with Sheila once we are all beaten and worn out.

Think about it. We can make ourselves really hard to beat AND maybe get some lewd time with Sheila....or cuddles.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:42:16 No.23131238
we were dazed/stunned in the last fight, is there a mechanic to lower the odds of that or is it just a percent chance based on damage dealt relative to our health pool?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:42:18 No.23131239
>>23131226
Stealth decreases encounter rate?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:42:24 No.23131242
>>23131214
sheila
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:42:56 No.23131248
>>23131226
>become so stelthy you can give other ponies ghost blowjobs
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:43:09 No.23131253
>>23131214
EXPLORE: LAKE
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:43:25 No.23131254
>>23131239
probably increases run success.

having a high healthpool is king early on though.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:44:20 No.23131260
>>23131248
WOO WOO
Or steal their pants while they wear them.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:44:23 No.23131262
>>23131239
Iunno. MR. FOALANON! Could we get a brief description on the Stealth element?
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)05:44:51 No.23131268
http://strawpoll.me/4413831
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:45:11 No.23131269
>>23131254
Exactly, thats why we should excorsize before getting knocked the fuck out.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:45:12 No.23131270
>>23131214
explore - lake
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:45:33 No.23131272
>>23131214

If we spend our last action at Sheila. Do we have the option of staying there night there? Or do we need to return to camp regardless?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:46:13 No.23131278
>>23131269
do we still have that health pot? i wasnt here yesterday.
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)05:46:35 No.23131281
>>23131262
http://pastebin.com/12piFEgh
Also, it has come to my attention that the guys who want to make the game are quite a bit all over the place. I would suggest a skype group if you can join
yall have my skype
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)05:48:53 No.23131291
>>23131268
You chose to EXERCISE!
What do you exercise?

STRENGTH - 8
SPEED - 5
INTELLIGENCE - 8
TOUGHNESS - 5
STEALTH - 2
CHARISMA - 3
INTUITION - 10
MAGIC - 10
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:49:22 No.23131297
>>23131291
VAGINA er, toughness
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:49:50 No.23131299
>>23131268
We can explore later, if we work out now we can level up after beating some monsters.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:49:54 No.23131300
>>23131291
STEALTH!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:50:20 No.23131303
>>23131291
STEALTH
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:50:31 No.23131304
>>23131291
Strength is the most obvious answer

We will make our Giant Dad proud
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:50:38 No.23131306
>>23131291
stealth
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:50:50 No.23131309
>>23131291
STEALTH
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:50:58 No.23131313
>>23131291
Toughness!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:50:58 No.23131314
>>23131291
ALL ON STRENGTH STEALTH IS FOR PUSSIES
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:51:18 No.23131318
>>23131291
>http://pastebin.com/12piFEgh
Sneek pone
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:51:23 No.23131320
Stealth
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:51:42 No.23131321
>>23131291
MAGIC
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:52:18 No.23131328
>>23131291
Charisma.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:52:24 No.23131331
>>23131300
>>23131303
>>23131306
>>23131309
>>23131320

Same person?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:52:30 No.23131333
leveling stealth would take forever before we get a return.

do str.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:53:18 No.23131339
>>23131333
This. Or tough.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:53:26 No.23131342
>nobody voting for charisma
I don't know why, but since anons aren't voting on It, why vote?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:53:49 No.23131344
>>23131331
You're very dumb.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:53:52 No.23131345
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>>23131331
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:54:08 No.23131347
>>23131291
charisma
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:54:11 No.23131349
>>23131339
if we do tough we might aswell commit to spending the 5 neccassary turns.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:54:34 No.23131350
>>23131342
I voted for charisma, wooing NPCS and monsters is important.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:55:04 No.23131354
>>23131313
Ignore this.
Go charisma!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:55:11 No.23131356
>>23131342
because faggots vote before discussing options.

we're level 2 stealth, are these guys going to try to powergrind to 25 so it's worth something?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:55:19 No.23131359
Time for another poll I guess
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:55:20 No.23131360
>>23131342
Because you can brute force the lewds with strength but no seriously we've only met 1 recurring character there's no point in it unless we can recruit her
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)05:55:35 No.23131363
http://strawpoll.me/4413852
DEMOCRACY
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:56:21 No.23131369
>>23131356
We're fine on Strength. Let's just spend this time to level up our lowest attribute before we power-level ourselves to godtier muscles.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:56:25 No.23131371
>>23131363
>http://strawpoll.me/4413852
ANARCHY!!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:56:42 No.23131373
STR and magic give per level returns, they make sense to use exercise time with, we can level specialities when we level up.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:57:03 No.23131379
>>23131360
Str is the way to go for now until things start happening.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:57:20 No.23131381
>>23131363
Looks like STR.
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)05:57:25 No.23131382
>>23131360
You can get people to stay at your camp if your relationship is high enough
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:57:37 No.23131384
>>23131373
>>23131379
>being this boring
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:58:23 No.23131394
>>23131382
Charisma it is!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:59:01 No.23131400
>>23131373
>>23131379

Just ONE turn to level up Stealth. Trust me, we may need it sooner than we expect it.

That's how it goes with these RPGs
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:59:21 No.23131403
>>23131384
lvl 3-4 charisma aint going to woo shit, you know that.
2-3 stealth aint going to mean shit either.

what would actually be boring is spending 10 turns leveling those stats into relevance. we can drop sets of 5 points per level up.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:59:23 No.23131404
>>23131384
>being this stupid
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:59:29 No.23131405
niggas we need more magic, if we had more magic prowess we wouldn't have missed and gotten raped.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:59:37 No.23131407
>>23131363
>25 votes
>Only 21 posters
Damn it lurkers

ALSO, I voted for STR by mistake, I wanted Stealth
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)05:59:53 No.23131410
>>23131400
It doesn't fag

>>23131405
Magic =//= Aim
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:00:04 No.23131413
>>23131394
>>23131350
>>23131328
Yes pls.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:01:23 No.23131422
>not leveling your existing strengths
jack of all trades master of none.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:02:20 No.23131436
>>23131422
Strength, Magic, and Speed. Glass cannon all the way.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:02:28 No.23131437
Am I the only one that thinks speed is important?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:02:37 No.23131438
>>23131407
Sucks to be you.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:02:52 No.23131443
>>23131437
No
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:03:23 No.23131447
>>23131422
MASTER OF FIST

>>23131436
Change Magic for Toughness, or just add Toughness and you got it
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:03:27 No.23131448
>>23131407
Voting is easier than posting
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:03:55 No.23131454
>>23131436
nah, endurance is hella important.

STR/END or SPD/MGC
pick one.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:04:07 No.23131458
>>23131436
Speed is dex, we don't want speed, you fucking casual
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:04:56 No.23131465
>>23131437
I value speed a fuck ton, but putting points into it isn't worth it right now since nothing even happens until 10.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:05:07 No.23131466
>>23131447
But unicorn magic is fucking broken, what do you think is lifting that sword? Magic.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:06:09 No.23131477
>>23131403
This
Why dont we just level and do 5 at a time instead of 1 after a lot of turns?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:06:35 No.23131483
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>>23131458
> legend never dies
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)06:06:56 No.23131486
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>>23131363
You exercise STRENGTH
You find a small boulder and concentrate. Your magic begins to lift the rock. You never understood the relationship between a unicorn's physical strength and their magic, but hell, you're glad it's connected.

+1 STRENGTH
STRENGTH - 9
SPEED - 5
INTELLIGENCE - 8
TOUGHNESS - 5
STEALTH - 2
CHARISMA - 3
INTUITION - 10
MAGIC - 10
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:06:59 No.23131487
>>23131466
this is demon's souls man.
our soul arrow might seem hella OP right now, but that doesn't mean STR isnt viable.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:07:00 No.23131488
>>23131458
It's like you don't even want the Double Attack perk, you shitter.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:08:42 No.23131498
>>23131487
>demon souls
>not CoC
Get the fuck out you have no idea what you're doing.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:09:10 No.23131501
>>23131486
YES

>>23131487
CORRUPTION OF CHAMPIONS, FUCKING SCRUBS
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:09:10 No.23131502
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>>23131488
It's like you want to be casul, you casul
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:09:22 No.23131504
>>23131498
it's an analogy you autistic fuck.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:09:27 No.23131508
TIME TO EXPLORE.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:09:28 No.23131509
>>23131486
one more strength to get the perk
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:09:45 No.23131513
>>23131486
Now I want to see all the draws of training Filly
Let's exercise Intelligence or stealth to see what happen, I want to see some more cute filly draws
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:10:37 No.23131524
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>>23131410
>powerleveling through the game on one attribute.

I bet you main Human Race too, faggot.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:10:38 No.23131525
>>23131509
I agree. ONE MORE STRENGTH FOR PERK.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:10:39 No.23131526
>>23131486
one more str
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:11:56 No.23131534
File: 1432063885299.webm (3.00 MB, 998x432, STR vs DEX.webm)
>>23131486
STR again
also
>pic
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:12:00 No.23131535
>>23131504
You’re analogy a shit you fucking retard

>>23131524
>Not one-shooting everything with one attribute
>Not being able of doing a PURE build
Scrub detected
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:12:25 No.23131540
So whats the bonus for strength 10?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:12:47 No.23131543
>>23131535
Literately the most boring RPG mindset ever.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:13:33 No.23131549
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>>23131524
>tfw we will never be able to play as a pony on an AAA RPG game
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:13:45 No.23131551
>>23131534
>pic
Thats a fucking webm, why did you even post it anyway, how is it relevant to this?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:14:01 No.23131555
>>23131540
improved vaginal muscle control
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)06:14:33 No.23131558
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>>23131477
>>23131403
If people wanted to do that, sure. You could allocate a whole day to exercising. You can in theory do this over and over again.
Deep Blue will get tired eventually though, and you will not be given the option to EXERCISE for a while though.

>>23131486

HEALTH - 100
STAMINA - 120
MANA - 100
LUST - 38%
BITS - 20

You have 6 actions left.

NPC STATS
----------------------------
Sheila's Affection - 12%
Sheila's Trust - 10%

>REST
>EXPLORE
>MAP
>INVENTORY
>EXERCISE
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:15:16 No.23131563
>>23131555
>Wasted trips
>Female
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:15:19 No.23131564
>>23131555
But were a virgin, its as controlled as its going to get.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:15:40 No.23131567
>>23131558
one more str.

then explore.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:15:50 No.23131570
>>23131558
Map
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:16:08 No.23131576
>>23131558
STR
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:16:28 No.23131579
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>>23131549
>Tfw we will never be raped by a thief in the middle of the forest defenseless and get our little butthole open like a can of Coca Cola
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:16:41 No.23131583
>>23131558
ONE MORE STR FOR THE ATTRIBUTE.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:17:03 No.23131588
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>>23131549
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:17:03 No.23131590
>>23131549
Don't worry, Anon. We'll have to level something that isn't Strength eventually. Otherwise, this game is practically over.

>>23131558
Go to Sheila.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:17:47 No.23131598
>>23131558
Strength please.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:18:06 No.23131602
>>23131558
STR FOR THE BONUS THEN WE START TO FUCK UP SOME SHIT
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:19:26 No.23131616
>>23131558
STR AKA WE WORK OUT.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:19:51 No.23131622
>>23131590
>this faggot once us to powerlevel low abilities and risk losing exercise altogether

literally no-one wants pure STR, so shut your mouth because we're tired of smelling hobo cock.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:20:09 No.23131627
>>23131558
Work out THEN go to Sheila
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)06:20:17 No.23131632
File: 1432189217113.png (106.00 KB, 600x600, horse5.png)
>>23131583
>>23131576
>>23131567
You exercise STRENGTH!
You return to the boulder and continue trying to lift it. You keep at it for a while, your forehead sweating and your legs get wobbly. In the end, you managed to lift it a bit higher than you were last time.

+1 STRENGTH
STRENGTH - 10
SPEED - 5
INTELLIGENCE - 8
TOUGHNESS - 5
STEALTH - 2
CHARISMA - 3
INTUITION - 10
MAGIC - 10

All PHYSICAL attacks gain a +2 BONUS to BASE DAMAGE!

Attack - 14
Uppercut slash - 19
Charge jab - 19
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:20:45 No.23131641
>>23131558
More strength.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:20:53 No.23131644
>>23131558
I vote once more into STR then Explore.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:20:55 No.23131645
>>23131632
explore
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:21:06 No.23131647
>>23131632
Take a bath you smelly pone
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:21:09 No.23131649
>>23131632
MAP TO SHEILA IT IS
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:21:16 No.23131651
>>23131632
Map, Explore the lake
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)06:21:17 No.23131652
File: 1432189277713.png (352.00 KB, 900x600, horse6.png)
>>23131632

HEALTH - 100
STAMINA - 120
MANA - 100
LUST - 38%
BITS - 20

You have 5 actions left.

NPC STATS
----------------------------
Sheila's Affection - 12%
Sheila's Trust - 10%

>REST
>EXPLORE
>MAP
>INVENTORY
>EXERCISE
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:21:22 No.23131655
>>23131632
Woo. Time to fuck shit up.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:21:55 No.23131661
>>23131652
Explore.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:21:55 No.23131662
>>23131632
OK

Now to go fuck something with our sword.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:21:56 No.23131663
>>23131652
explore
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:22:09 No.23131667
>>23131652
Explore the lake.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:22:11 No.23131668
>>23131652
Explore!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:22:22 No.23131671
>>23131652
Explore lake.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:22:26 No.23131673
>>23131652
time to explore
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)06:22:27 No.23131674
>>23131644
>>23131645
>>23131651
>>23131663
>>23131662
>>23131661
>>23131655
WHERE DO YOU EXPLORE?
>LAKE
>FOREST
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:22:56 No.23131679
>>23131651
we shouldn't presume this is CoC with ponies, there might not be a sword at the lake.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:22:57 No.23131680
>>23131674
BOTH
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:23:01 No.23131681
>>23131674
LAKE
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:23:09 No.23131683
>>23131674
Lake
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:23:11 No.23131684
>>23131674
Lake
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:23:22 No.23131686
>>23131674
L a k e
A
K
E
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:23:24 No.23131687
>>23131674
see >>23131667
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:23:26 No.23131688
>>23131674
LAKE
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:23:33 No.23131690
>>23131674
Where did we meet the bandit?

If not lake then go to LAKE.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:23:33 No.23131691
>>23131622
First off, get your spelling right so I can at the very least take you seriously, because wow, that "once".

Second, I didn't want to powerlevel Stealth. I just think it'd be best we get our lowest attribute up so it doesn't come back to bite us later, which it will, because this IS an RPG after all.

And, by the looks of these posts, EVERYONE WANTS PURE STR, WHICH IS BAD!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:23:43 No.23131693
>>23131674
FUCK THE SHARKS

>inb4 no enemy
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:23:52 No.23131697
>>23131674
Laaaaa ke
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:23:57 No.23131698
>>23131674
neither.
explore.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:23:58 No.23131699
>>23131674
Let's explore our mind, man.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:24:23 No.23131702
>>23131679
But it literally is, and it leads into a new area.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:24:33 No.23131708
>>23131674
lake
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:24:37 No.23131710
>>23131674
lake
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:25:17 No.23131717
>>23131674
don't encourage that shit.
explore and map are different options.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:25:49 No.23131724
>>23131691
>going full str means we kill faster and get killed faster
I don't see the problem with it
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:27:11 No.23131741
>>23131691
Wow and i thought there were limits to faggotry.
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)06:27:35 No.23131744
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>>23131699
>>23131697
>>23131690
>>23131688
>>23131686
>>23131684
>>23131687
>>23131683
>>23131681
You explore the LAKE!
You wander around the edge of the lake and find that your senses are assaulted by a horrid smell. You investigate and find that the smell comes from a mass of plants. To your surprise, the plant begins to move.
You are fighting the MOSS LVL 2!

>Attack
>Uppercut Slash - 10 Stamina
>Charge Jab - 10 Stamina

>Magic
>Magic Blast LVL 1 - 10 Mana -5 Stamina

>Item

>Taunt

>Flee

HEALTH - 100
STAMINA - 120
MANA - 100
LUST - 38%

---------------------------
ENEMY STATS
HEALTH - 45
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:28:17 No.23131753
>>23131744
attack
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:28:20 No.23131754
>>23131744
slash the fucker
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:28:22 No.23131755
>>23131744
Uppercut Slash
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:28:39 No.23131758
>>23131744
Living with use of magic, must be strong to magic, Uppercut Slash then!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:28:41 No.23131760
>>23131744
Attack, Uppercut Slash
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:29:07 No.23131764
>>23131744
Hmm, if only we knew fire magic...

UPPERCUT SLASH
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:29:11 No.23131765
>>23131744
MAGIC
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:29:45 No.23131774
>>23131744
slashing attacks strong against plant.
makes sense.

uppercut.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:30:15 No.23131783
>>23131744
YouTube: Trainer Battle (Pokémon: R/B/Y) Guitar Cover
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:30:30 No.23131784
>>23131744
Uppercut Slash!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:30:40 No.23131786
>>23131744
Slash.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:30:49 No.23131789
>>23131724
What about when we need to NOT fight and instead try to talk our way out of things?

What about when we need to be sneaky in order to get to something that we'll absolutely need later?

What about when our speed is so low we don't even get to use all that strength we're building to USE IT?

The Glass Cannon technique will only get you so far before it falls flat on it's face.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:31:13 No.23131793
>>23131744
Improvise a flint and tinder from the rocks along the lakes' edge, and set it on fire.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:31:20 No.23131794
>>23131744
M. Blast!
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)06:31:49 No.23131802
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>>23131764
>>23131758
>>23131760
>>23131755
>>23131754
>>23131774
You use UPPERCUT SLASH!
-10 stamina
22 DAMAGE!
MOSS used PUTRID BREATH!
-15 DAMAGE!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:32:48 No.23131810
>>23131802
Charge Jab
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:32:59 No.23131813
>>23131802
Fucking nice

SLASH it again.

Finish with Magic Missile to confirm if its strong to mage.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:33:01 No.23131814
>>23131802
If only it's breathing on us hurts this bad, i dont think we wanna actually get hit, gotta keep that ponut tight for 'the one'
FLEE!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:33:07 No.23131815
>>23131802
Magic Blast
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:33:10 No.23131817
>>23131802
thats good damage vs 45 hp, lets test how strong magic is and then finish it with another uppercut.

we gotta learn type advantages.

magic blast.
or charge jab to test piercing.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:33:40 No.23131823
>>23131802
Magic Blast!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:34:10 No.23131827
>>23131802
Majick attack
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:35:04 No.23131833
>>23131802
I'm not saying this as an attack but since this is a "Moss" creature I'm willing to bet it's weak to fire. So just keep that in mind for the future ppl.

Uppercut Slash. Moss seems to also be low armor so a piercing attack would be meaningless.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:35:21 No.23131836
>>23131802
cast fist
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:35:27 No.23131838
>>23131802
MAGIC IT
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:35:53 No.23131845
>>23131802
>>23131814
>>23131817

I agree, let's attempt magic. However if this thing starts beating our ass, we should flee. Remember that when we lose, we are left with only 1 HP by the end of it, which kills alot of our choices for the rest of the day.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:36:04 No.23131848
>>23131802
SLASH once more, don't really wanna waste turns again
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:37:17 No.23131862
>>23131848
if slash damage is fixed, we're going to need two attacks to end it anyway.

thats why testing magic is viable, otherwise id say kill it if we could onehit it.
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)06:37:57 No.23131867
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>>23131823
>>23131817
>>23131815
>>23131827
>>23131823
You use MAGIC BLAST LVL1!
-10 Mana
-5 Stamina
25 DAMAGE!
The MOSS seems to have absorbed some of the magic. It's attack has raised +5. However, due to the blast, it is dazed, and it looses this turn, but it will attack next turn first,

HEALTH - 85
STAMINA - 105
MANA - 90
LUST - 38%

---------------------------
ENEMY STATS
HEALTH - 5
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:38:09 No.23131869
>>23131848
It would take at least 2 turns of slashes to kill it. A magiic attack may be enough to finish it if it doesn't have high magic resist.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:38:31 No.23131872
>>23131862
I guess, as long as it doesn't end up healing or something
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:38:34 No.23131873
>>23131867
Slash
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:38:34 No.23131874
>>23131867
Attack
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:38:57 No.23131880
>>23131867
well aren't we all glad we learned that.

it has 5 hp.
attack.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:38:58 No.23131881
>>23131867
Basic attack.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:39:01 No.23131882
>>23131867
So magic did damage it, but it made it stronger
Normal attack
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:39:23 No.23131888
>>23131867
FINISH HIM, or use magic, maybe if he drops a item it might be augmented
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:39:32 No.23131890
>>23131867
Attack!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:40:04 No.23131904
>>23131867
MAGIC! We want to make sure it's dead and doesn't have +5 attack when hitting us right after!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:40:16 No.23131908
do we still have the health pot?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:40:57 No.23131919
>>23131867
SLASH IT DEAD SHIT
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:41:35 No.23131926
>>23131867
Magic.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:41:39 No.23131929
>>23131908

I swear to shit if you suggest giving the plant a health potion, I am going to go outside, find a hobo and pay him to come back and take a shit in your sink.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:41:53 No.23131931
>>23131867

Normal attack's good enough for the kill
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:42:47 No.23131937
>>23131867
basic attack
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:43:22 No.23131944
>>23131926
>>23131904
>>23131888
Do not do this
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)06:43:45 No.23131949
File: 1432190625527.png (109.00 KB, 600x600, horse10.png)
>>23131881
>>23131880
>>23131882
>>23131890
>>23131874
MOSS used PUTRID BREATH+!
-20 DAMAGE!
You use ATTACK!
15 DAMAGE!
you have defeated the MOSS!

You loot 6 BITS from the MOSS!

+35 XP
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:44:17 No.23131957
>>23131867
99 endurance.
16 fucking strenght.
2 stealth, but don't tell anyone you leveled that up you fucking faggot.

Let's use strenght.
All this retard using magic with an enemy we just saw absorbing a magic attack.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:44:30 No.23131960
>>23131949
eat the bits
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:44:45 No.23131963
>>23131929
no im thinking about saving turns spent resting.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:45:31 No.23131971
>>23131949
WOW we lost a lot of health from that.

Let's head back.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:45:34 No.23131974
>>23131949
Carve up the moss's corpse and wear its pieces as an armor
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:46:19 No.23131979
>>23131949
What other ways can we gain exp to our overall level besides killing monsters?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:47:04 No.23131985
>>23131949

Could go for one turn of rest after this. Would be better to save the pot for a tough fight we can't actually we win without it.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:47:21 No.23131991
>>23131979
seducing npcs
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)06:47:39 No.23131999
File: 1432018235655.png (355.00 KB, 900x600, horse11.png)
>>23131949
STATUS: LVL 2

XP PROGRESSION ( 43% )

Experience - 87 xp

HEALTH - 60
STAMINA - 105
MANA - 90
LUST - 38%
BITS - 26

You have 4 actions left.

NPC STATS
----------------------------
Sheila's Affection - 12%
Sheila's Trust - 10%

>REST
>EXPLORE
>MAP
>INVENTORY
>EXERCISE

>>23131979
An item. You gotta find em though.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:48:06 No.23132005
>>23131999
Explore explore.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:48:17 No.23132006
>>23131999
Checked
Also, explore forest
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:48:40 No.23132011
>>23131999
Nice numbers

Let's explore the forest now.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:48:52 No.23132015
>>23131999
Rest
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:49:05 No.23132016
>>23131999
Explore.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:49:26 No.23132022
>>23131999

Shouldn't we have 65 health? It seems like Foalanon has really trouble keeping accurate track of our numbers...
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:50:00 No.23132026
>>23131949

Wait Nips. Did it get another attack off while it was dazed?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:50:21 No.23132032
>>23131999
rest
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:50:26 No.23132033
>>23132022
Nips is a good necromancer, but not the best mathematician
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:50:52 No.23132037
>>23132022
I'm inclined to agree, didn't the Moss start with 45 health and take 47 damage from the first two attacks?

>>23132026
Also this
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:50:52 No.23132038
>>23131999
Rest in the bonfire ao we habve full health, then forest.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:51:17 No.23132044
>>23131999
explore the forest
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:51:26 No.23132047
>>23131999
Map
Sheila
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)06:51:53 No.23132052
>>23132022
>>23132033
fuk
we have 65 health
my heads errywhere tonight
I forgot we upgraded health
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:51:55 No.23132053
>>23132038
*so we have full health.
Shit I am going to sleep.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:52:07 No.23132057
>>23132037

Oh yeah, that's a good point too.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:52:24 No.23132059
>>23131999
rest.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:53:03 No.23132066
File: 1427423964866.jpg (191.00 KB, 1280x905, large (1).jpg)
>>23132005
>>23132006
>>23132011
>>23132015
>>23132016

Could we maybe top our health back off before rushing off to get our asses kicked again please?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:53:41 No.23132073
>>23132066
That's why we go to Sheila
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:53:56 No.23132076
>>23132066
YOLO
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:54:08 No.23132078
>>23132066

I tend to agree.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:54:29 No.23132084
>>23132026
It was dazed on the turn we hit it.
>>23132066
Nah, we are above half. Under half and I'd agree.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:54:34 No.23132085
>>23132022
I had to start managing Shooting Stars' inventory because Nips never updated anything.

>>23132026
>>23132037
It skipped the turn we hit it with magic.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:54:35 No.23132086
>>23132066
I'm trying, anon. You even included it in this post
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)06:56:26 No.23132106
http://strawpoll.me/4413971
Don't shut down the government guys
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:57:59 No.23132123
rest you guys. wait 3 minutes to rest and then we explore again, what the fuck.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:58:07 No.23132124
File: 1432191487195.gif (800.00 KB, 500x281, 35356657436232.gif)
>All these people wanting to Explore

We're gonna die.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:58:45 No.23132132
>>23132123
NO
WE A RECKLESS FILLY
CHARGING STRAIGHT INTO DANGER
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:59:01 No.23132136
>>23132124
>mfw I purposefully chose explore to got fucked over
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)06:59:52 No.23132145
>>23132124
Look, if run into another fairy, we can run the fuck away. We've got 65 fucking health, unless we run into a level 5 tentacle monster, we'll be fine.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:00:17 No.23132150
If only there was a command if things looked bad while exploring that could let us potentially escape, then we'd not feel the need to rest after each encounter and only do so after our health got to dangerously low levels.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:00:23 No.23132151
>>23132145
>unless we run into a level 5 tentacle monster, we'll be fine.
Yes please.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:01:47 No.23132172
>>23132145
you think these idiots will run?

quads said we regain her smile.
they're betraying the quads
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:02:25 No.23132177
Rest is winning someone tie it
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:02:59 No.23132182
>>23132145
There better not be a Level 99 Death Harbinger waiting for us out there, otherwise, it's on you.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:02:59 No.23132183
>>23132145
>>23132150
If we're going to spend the next two turns resting and exploring either way, why not just rest now?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:03:18 No.23132186
File: 1432092104939.jpg (74.00 KB, 821x717, image.jpg)
>>23132172
But it's gone
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)07:03:21 No.23132187
File: 1432191801371.png (169.00 KB, 600x600, dam.png)
>>23132106
rest it is then
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:03:56 No.23132192
>>23132172

They are a bunch of horny morons that want the session to end with us being raped instead of us doing the raping.

How are we going to rape Sheila until she loves us, if we keep losing all the time?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:04:02 No.23132193
>>23132183
because they want us to fail.

maybe they don't realize getting raped effectively ends the day
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:04:12 No.23132194
>>23132187
YOU SAID 2 MINUTES YOU FAGGOT
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:04:45 No.23132199
>>23132182
>Harbinger
SS Reference
Mah Nigga
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:04:52 No.23132200
>>23132187
How dare you equate me to a liberal!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:05:03 No.23132203
>>23132186
we'll get it back for her.
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)07:05:04 No.23132204
>>23132106
You choose to REST!
How many turns do you REST?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:05:08 No.23132205
>>23132145
What if it's a friendly tentacle monster that feeds our hero with high quality nutritious love sploodge?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:05:51 No.23132210
>>23132204
2
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:05:53 No.23132211
>>23132204
I say 2 turns
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:05:56 No.23132212
>>23132204
One
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:06:04 No.23132214
>>23132204
uh, anyone remember how much we regained on day 1?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:06:11 No.23132217
>>23132204
0
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:06:11 No.23132218
>>23132204
2 turns pls
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:06:13 No.23132219
>>23132194
He spent the rest of the time drawing a donkey fighting with an elephant

>>23132204
Just one. A quick little filly nap.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:06:13 No.23132220
>>23132204
1
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:06:25 No.23132221
>>23132203
It's too late for that
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:06:39 No.23132222
>>23132221
quads?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:06:52 No.23132226
>>23132204
1
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:06:58 No.23132227
>>23132204
I'm choosing 2.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:07:15 No.23132231
>>23132204

One turn.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:07:15 No.23132232
>>23132222
yes
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:07:33 No.23132234
>>23132221
No. she will smile again.

we'll find that bandit and rape him.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:07:45 No.23132235
>>23132222

:D

My dubs say there must be moar rape
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:07:53 No.23132236
>inb4 another poll
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:08:07 No.23132238
File: 1417147474681.gif (973.00 KB, 312x213, 1425569322218.gif)
>>23132222
Dayum Sun
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:08:08 No.23132239
File: 1432192088899.png (156.00 KB, 244x303, checkemsugarcube.png)
>>23132222
indeed
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:09:03 No.23132248
>>23132204
2 turns should be good.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:09:19 No.23132250
1 TURN
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:09:44 No.23132251
>>23132236
At this point it's the best way to manage this. Too bad there's not a timed option on Strawpoll.
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)07:10:38 No.23132261
>>23132251
>>23132236
http://strawpoll.me/4414007
+3 bits for predicting the future
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:11:18 No.23132266
>>23132261

I predict i get dubs.

also number of turns is based on my dubs
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:11:19 No.23132268
>all these faggots saying two turns
There's only four turns left you idiots. And we're obviously going to visit Sheila for the last one. We rest, explore, exercise, and visit Sheila. That's our afternoon planned out.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:11:32 No.23132269
>>23132261
>(pick one)
Wut
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:11:53 No.23132272
>>23132266
checked
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:12:02 No.23132273
>>23132266
Mother of Deep Blue
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:12:20 No.23132276
File: 1417862007973.gif (487.00 KB, 263x150)
>>23132266

OH SHITTTTTTTTT!!! I DID IT MOM!!! GET THE CAMERA!!!!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:12:35 No.23132277
>>23132234
If dubs he rapes us again
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:13:05 No.23132281
>>23132266
you what

>>23132261
YES
LET'S SLEEP AWAY HALF OF THE DAY JUST TO FIGHT ONE MORE CREATURE ANDTHEN VISIT SHEILA
YOU IDIOTS
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:13:06 No.23132282
>>23132277
welp, open wide sweetie
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:13:17 No.23132285
>>23132277
fucking hell
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:13:22 No.23132287
File: 1417832148511.gif (2.00 MB, 500x438, 1a5b19daf92b9b868aaea65c7a8ee9bb.gif)
>>23132277
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:13:22 No.23132288
File: 1417910333094.png (115.00 KB, 294x294, 1380275892445.png)
>>23132277

YUSHHHHHH!!!

Bateman is truly in this thread today!!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:14:06 No.23132290
>>23132277
why would you do that
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:14:13 No.23132292
>>23132266
DOUBLE DUBS WITH 22 CONFIRMS 2 TURNS, ONE TURN REST BTFO
>>23132277
FUCKING HELL ANON
>>23132288
FUCKING HELL
if dubs we like it
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:14:29 No.23132294
If quads Deep Blue dies
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:14:37 No.23132296
>>23131999

Rest 1 turn?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:14:43 No.23132298
File: 1432192483405.jpg (33.00 KB, 480x360, image.jpg)
>>23132288
This thread is truly blessed
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:15:07 No.23132301
>>23132294
did you even try
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:15:26 No.23132302
>>23132298

This is how you do it. dubs mean we get raped.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:15:34 No.23132303
File: 1432192534805.jpg (23.00 KB, 300x245, image.jpg)
>>23132266
>>23132277
>>23132288
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:15:42 No.23132306
>>23132298
Le_off_by_one.jpeg
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:16:02 No.23132310
>>23132277
Is he gonna be our serial rapist then?
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)07:16:07 No.23132312
File: 1432192567098.png (355.00 KB, 900x600, horse12.png)
>>23132204
>>23132261
You REST for 2 turns!

STATUS: LVL 2

XP PROGRESSION ( 43% )

Experience - 87 xp

HEALTH - 100
STAMINA - 120
MANA - 100
LUST - 36%
BITS - 29

You have 2 actions left.

NPC STATS
----------------------------
Sheila's Affection - 12%
Sheila's Trust - 10%

>REST
>EXPLORE
>MAP
>INVENTORY
>EXERCISE
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:16:21 No.23132315
File: 1417236595912.png (304.00 KB, 472x470, 1387312097315.png)
>>23132298
>>23132306
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:16:23 No.23132317
>>23132268
It's also more efficient to rest one turn at a time, unless more turns restores more exponentially. If we rest that extra turn and not end up needing it, we waste a turn. Otherwise we can rest 1, explore, rest 1 again if we have to.

>>23132277
Well shit.

>>23132288
Checked
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:16:34 No.23132318
>>23132310
He's addicted to our blue butt now
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:16:46 No.23132319
>>23132277
checked
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:16:54 No.23132321
>>23132312
explore
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:17:06 No.23132323
>>23132312

dubs call rape
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:17:09 No.23132324
>>23132312
>>23132312
SHEILA
H
E
I
L
A
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:17:13 No.23132325
>>23132312
fuck you guys, you wasted a turn
explore
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:17:15 No.23132326
Rolling for nons and 1 turn.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:17:15 No.23132327
>>23132312
Explore.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:17:21 No.23132330
>>23132312
Waiting for straw poll
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:17:35 No.23132332
>>23132312
We have to explore the forest and meet that bandit again.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:17:46 No.23132334
>>23132312
Excersize lust
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:17:55 No.23132336
>>23132310
whenever our lust gets to high we wander into the forest and taunt him
we're too ashamed to tell sheila.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:17:59 No.23132338
>>23132312
explore
>>
Anonnymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:18:06 No.23132339
>>23132326
Nuh
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:18:07 No.23132340
>>23132312
Explore, but please be careful.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:18:44 No.23132345
>>23132323 >>23132277

we goin' get raep'd
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)07:19:50 No.23132352
File: 1432192790335.png (146.00 KB, 600x600, horse13.png)
>>23132325
>>23132327
>>23132321
>>23132340
>>23132338
You choose to EXPLORE!
You find a SPELL BOOK!
Do you USE or STORE?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:19:50 No.23132353
>>23132312

These dumbasses...

Explore.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:20:03 No.23132354
File: 1420016643591.jpg (4.00 KB, 125x125, 1383970917735.jpg)
>>23132345

noiceee. bateman confirms.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:20:03 No.23132355
>>23132318
Everyone wants that blue filly butt
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:20:05 No.23132356
>>23132345

Just make sure we spend our last turn on Sheila. We need to gain levels in Cuddleslut.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:20:17 No.23132357
>>23132352
Useeeeeeee itttttttttt
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:20:20 No.23132358
>>23132352
use
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:20:42 No.23132361
>>23132352
Use
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:20:43 No.23132363
>>23132352
USE IT, WE BETTER GET A ICE/WATER RELATED SPELL YOU FUCKER
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:20:47 No.23132364
>>>>23132352
Use THEN GO TO SHEILA
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:20:52 No.23132365
>>23132352

Use.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:20:59 No.23132366
>>23132352
USE IT
WE GONNA BE A MAGICAL FILLY

Also this means we rested for two whole turns for absolutely no reason. GOOD JOB GUYS
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:21:03 No.23132367
>>23132352
eat the book

>>23132356
Also, this
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:21:05 No.23132369
>>23132352
USE DA MOTHERFUCKING BOOK!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:21:06 No.23132370
>>23132352

Learn Holy. Spam our way to victory.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:21:15 No.23132371
>>23132352
Store, we should ask shiela what it does before we learn random spells, also we might be able to sell it
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:21:39 No.23132374
File: 1427682750033.jpg (72.00 KB, 637x476, 1413258769096.jpg)
>>23132352
Store....eh what the hell use it. It's not like three tentacles are gonna pop out of those holes.
>>
Anonnymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:21:58 No.23132376
>>23132371
this
She might not know, because earth horse, but munnies
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:22:18 No.23132379
>>23132366
>For nothing
Who knows, maybe if we explored earlier we would have fought with a enemy
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:23:28 No.23132386
>>23132366
thats not how the dice gods work, anon.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:24:00 No.23132387
Next time we found a spellbook we show it to Leila. Maybe we could earn some bits.
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)07:24:30 No.23132389
File: 1432193070325.png (177.00 KB, 600x600, horse14.png)
>>23132357
>>23132358
>>23132365
>>23132364
>>23132363
>>23132361
You USE the book!
IT'S A TRAP! The book explodes out from the inside as legs and arms sprout from the pages.
A LESSER MIMIC SLASHES you twice!
-20 DAMAGE!

You are now fighting the LESSER MIMIC!

>Attack
>Uppercut Slash - 10 Stamina
>Charge Jab - 10 Stamina

>Magic
>Magic Blast LVL 1 - 10 Mana -5 Stamina

>Item

>Taunt

>Flee

HEALTH - 80
STAMINA - 120
MANA - 100
LUST - 36%

---------------------------
ENEMY STATS
HEALTH - 60
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:24:58 No.23132399
>>23132379
AND WE HAD PLENTY OF HEALTH TO DO THAT
YOU GUYS ARE JUST BEING IDIOTICALLY CAUTIOUS BECAUSE OF ONE LITTLE RAPE
GET OVER IT

>>23132389
oh shit
stab him
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:25:06 No.23132400
>>23132389
uppercut.

don't use magic on something hiding as a spellbook.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:25:16 No.23132401
>>23132389
Flee
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:25:25 No.23132403
>>23132389
>ITS A TRAP
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:25:35 No.23132406
>>23132389
retaliate with a sword to the face
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:25:41 No.23132408
>>23132389
Charge jab.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:25:55 No.23132409
>>23132389
This books' got a huge dick dont he?
Slash!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:26:04 No.23132412
>>23132389
Flee to Sheila
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:26:06 No.23132413
>>23132389
Magic
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:26:08 No.23132414
jesus, do we or do we not have that health pot? we can win it easy if we do.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:26:12 No.23132415
>>23132389
I knew it was a bad idea to use it, better stab it with a Charge Jab.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:26:13 No.23132416
>>23132389
STAB THAT SHIT, MAKE IT BLEED LIKE IN HARRY POTTER

We better get a spell for this
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:26:22 No.23132417
>>23132389
Fucking what

Nips you dirty whore, now these idiots are going to blast any spell book to cinders when we find a real one.

Fuck.

SLASH it!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:26:56 No.23132422
>>23132389
FUCKING COCK-NOSED ANUS TRIMMINGS!

Flee before anything bad happens
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:27:23 No.23132425
>>23132389

Jesus guys if it did that kind of damage as an opener, we might be in trouble.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:27:26 No.23132427
>>23132389
Slash the legs so it's leg-less
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:27:59 No.23132430
>>23132389

We haven't seen charge jab for a while, have we?

Poke out one of its eyes.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:28:00 No.23132431
>>23132389
Stab the fucker
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:28:22 No.23132432
>>23132425
Well it did slash us twice
>>23132389
Charge Jab!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:28:26 No.23132433
>>23132389
What lvl is this thing?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:28:34 No.23132435
>>23132389
We can take him. Use a Slash, books are weak to that.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:28:48 No.23132437
Dubs and strawpoll
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:28:56 No.23132438
>>23132425
It got in a free attack looks like.

We should be fine if it does 10 dmg a turn.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:29:11 No.23132441
>>23132387
>>23132417
Told you guys
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:29:13 No.23132442
>>23132389

Slash
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:29:28 No.23132444
>>23132438
If trips we ded
>>
Anonnymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:29:40 No.23132448
>>23132438
Maybe even less because that was a surprise hit
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:29:48 No.23132451
>>23132444
doom on you
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:30:14 No.23132455
>>23132444
...
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:30:27 No.23132456
>>23132444
Fuck you script kiddie.
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)07:30:34 No.23132457
>>23132389
http://strawpoll.me/4414056
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:30:34 No.23132458
>>23132444
fucking numbers in this thread have been bullshit
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:30:52 No.23132460
>>23132444
Fug
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:31:06 No.23132463
>>23132444
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...goes on endlessly
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:31:22 No.23132466
>>23132457
Are we really so retarded that we need a strawpoll for everything?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:31:31 No.23132467
>>23132457
>all this democracy

You know, that shit only works for so long until a decision has to be made immediately.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:31:39 No.23132468
>>23132448
Not to mention that was getting hit twice with the surprise attack.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:31:59 No.23132470
>>23132389
Remember not to touch it, mimic skin is an adhesive
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:32:24 No.23132472
File: 1432193544803.jpg (288.00 KB, 900x1324, NOPE.jpg)
>>23132389
>>23132444

Flee while screaming "NOPE NOPE NOPE!"
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:32:44 No.23132476
>>23132467
>implying nips can make decisions on a whim
>implying nips can make decisions at all
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:32:44 No.23132477
>>23132467
This is a turn based game anon. Don't be retarded.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:33:35 No.23132481
>>23132477
that is until we ultimately tie on a vote.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:35:47 No.23132494
>>23132481
At that point Nips lies and says when he looked at it one side was winning.
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)07:37:18 No.23132505
File: 1432193838851.png (174.00 KB, 600x600, horse15.png)
>>23132457
>>23132494
>>23132481
>>23132476
You use CHARGE JAB!
-10 Stamina
20 DAMAGE!
LESSER MIMIC is CHARGING UP!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:37:50 No.23132511
>>23132505
do it again
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:37:58 No.23132512
>>23132505
FUUUUCK NO RUN NIGGA RUUUUN
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:37:59 No.23132513
>>23132505
taunt
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:38:05 No.23132516
>>23132505
RUN
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:38:10 No.23132517
>>23132505
>MIMIC is CHARGING UP
Fuck this shit, time to Flee
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:38:24 No.23132521
File: 1423915415679.jpg (59.00 KB, 500x500, 1424501603179.jpg)
>>23132457

Anyone else notice the option to flee was not here?

I'm scared guys.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:38:32 No.23132523
>>23132513
you fucking nignog

>>23132505
RUUUUN!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:38:41 No.23132524
>>23132505
Stab it again
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:38:44 No.23132525
>>23132505
again.

pray for rngesus
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:39:11 No.23132527
>>23132505

Fire again.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:39:19 No.23132528
>>23132505
Flee
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:39:20 No.23132529
>>23132521
Well what would happen if we lost? Its not like it has a horsedick to rape us with.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:39:27 No.23132531
>>23132505
He's revving up those pages
Run like a nigger, nigger
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:39:39 No.23132532
>>23132505
taunt
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:39:45 No.23132533
for the love of autism, do we have that health pot?
we can tank a hit and heal if we do.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:39:53 No.23132534
>>23132529
It will grow one or three to do it
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:40:01 No.23132536
>>23132529
>tempting fate
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:40:05 No.23132537
>>23132505
WE STILL GOT EIGHTY HEALTH
STAB THE FUCKER AGAIN
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:40:09 No.23132539
>>23132505
>>23132512
>>23132516
>>23132517

>LESSER MIMIC is CHARGING UP!

Time to get the fuck out. This thing already got the drop on us and after that Fae incident we should be worried about things preparing special attacks.

My vote is on flee.
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Anonnymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:40:15 No.23132542
>>23132529
Pointy fingers
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:40:47 No.23132546
>>23132505
ATTACK
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:40:56 No.23132549
Charge Jab AGAIN!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:41:05 No.23132550
>>23132539
It won't do eighty fucking damage.
We'll be fine.
STAB HIM
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:41:05 No.23132551
>>23132505
TAUNT DAT NIGGA DISTRACT HIM
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:41:09 No.23132552
>>23132525
I smell brave frontier
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:41:26 No.23132553
>>23132505
Slash!!
>inb4 thread bumb limit
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)07:41:26 No.23132554
File: 1432194086848.png (175.00 KB, 600x600, horse16.png)
>>23132512
>>23132516
>>23132517
>>23132523
>>23132528
You try to FLEE!
STEALTH roll FAILED!
LESSER MIMIC is almost done CHARGING!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:41:27 No.23132555
>we're going to run from every fight forever now

we have 80hp, it's not going to charge into a 4x multiplier.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:41:34 No.23132556
>>23132505
Upper! CHAAAAAAAARGE!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:41:45 No.23132558
>>23132529

It could choose to just eat us and end our adventure all together. There were endings like that in COC.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:41:49 No.23132559
>>23132505
Any way to block or defend?

If not then SLASH

>>23132539
If we Flee we get NO XP
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:41:56 No.23132560
>>23132505
>>23132444
>we ded
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:42:05 No.23132561
>>23132554
Slash!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:42:05 No.23132562
>>23132505
Upperslash.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:42:09 No.23132564
File: 1432194129219.png (329.00 KB, 1500x1500, A8pTCl5.png)
I had to do a double take when I first saw this general, as the character I play in a pnp is a unicorn with similar colours and runs around using a sword held in tk

spoilering to not be a whore
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:42:10 No.23132565
>>23132554

Uppercut.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:42:28 No.23132568
>>23132554
look at what you idiots did. we had a huge hp pool.

uppercut
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:42:39 No.23132572
>>23132554
USE SLASH. We must win.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:42:45 No.23132573
>>23132554
taunt
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:42:48 No.23132574
>>23132554
Are we gonna lose? Like I said, this thing does not seem to have a dick to rape us with, so I guess we would just lose some bits or something.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:42:50 No.23132575
>>23132554
SLASH

If you fags hadn't tried to run it would be dead now...
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:42:52 No.23132576
>>23132554
Stab it!!!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:43:08 No.23132579
>>23132554
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:43:13 No.23132580
We're gonna get fucked by a book..
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:43:15 No.23132582
>>23132554
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
WE COULD HAVE KILLED HIM NEXT TURN IF WE STABBED HIM
NO WE HAVE TO FLEE, AND WE'RE GOING TO FAIL AND GET RAPED
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:43:20 No.23132583
>>23132554
Magic it.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:43:35 No.23132586
>>23132554
shit
>2 turns charging
SHIT
Might as well use slashing upper
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:43:42 No.23132588
>>23132554
Activate DEFENSE MODE

Also remember our REVENGE Quest. We will find that stallion bandit and make him a Gelding bandit instead.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:44:04 No.23132591
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>>23132554

God damn it. Alright boys and girls. Clench those buttholes as tight as you can and hit this thing with everything we have.

RULES OF NATURE!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:44:39 No.23132599
2 turn charge still isnt going to be 4x damage.

now do we have a health pot or not?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:45:07 No.23132603
>>23132554
I need a edit of the lesser mimic with the words
>oh shit nigger
on the bottom
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:45:12 No.23132604
File: 1418262936434.png (907.00 KB, 720x720, 659856ro8.png)
>>23132554
I KNEW WE SHOULD LEVELED STEALTH!

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE NOW!

YouTube: It's Happening
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:45:42 No.23132607
>>23132554
GODDAMN IT STAB HIM

>>23132599
AND SOMEBODY ANSWER THIS FUCKER'S GODDAMN QUESTION
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:46:15 No.23132614
>>23132588
But the dubs said we get raped by him again
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:46:29 No.23132617
>>23132604
If we had hit it instead of running like some dex faggot we'd be in the clear.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:46:57 No.23132623
>>23132554
Fucking Slash Already
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:47:14 No.23132625
>>23132614
This is true...

There was an encounter in CoC where you could get raped in your camp at night...
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:47:47 No.23132629
okay, read the second thread. didn't see us use a pot.

WE HAVE A HEALTH POT.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:47:55 No.23132630
>>23132599
Charge attack might have a nasty side-effect like stunning for several turns.

I believe one health pot was bought on day 1 and never used.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:48:23 No.23132636
>>23132614
And my dubs say we'll cut off his balls.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:48:28 No.23132638
File: 1432194508305.png (59.00 KB, 319x400, fuckyou.png)
>>23132603
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:48:31 No.23132640
File: 1432194511340.jpg (353.00 KB, 676x550, Titanic01.jpg)
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:49:02 No.23132644
>>23132630
We should use it after the battle if we win.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:49:59 No.23132650
>>23132644
no you retard, there's one turn left after battle and we're going to sheila to buy more pots. we use it if we survive the charge attack.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:50:00 No.23132651
>>23132638
ayyy
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:50:18 No.23132653
>>23132617
Hindsight or not, we've chosen our path.

This might be the end of our quest.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:50:44 No.23132658
>>23132644
No, we're going to visit Sheila after this, and then the day is over. It would be completely pointless.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:51:08 No.23132660
SMOKE THE HEALTH POT. IT'S WHAT YOU DO WITH POT... RIGHT?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:51:13 No.23132661
>>23132640

To accurately represent this thread, Titanic would have to be on fire, listing, and covered in bubbly green sperm.
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)07:51:14 No.23132662
File: 1432194674051.png (274.00 KB, 600x600, horse17.png)
>>23132572
>>23132568
>>23132565
>>23132561
>>23132562
>>23132586
You use UPPERCUT SLASH!
-10 Stamina
You slam your sword's blade upwards between the LESSER MIMIC's eyes!
25 DAMAGE!
LESSER MIMIC used FURY SWIPE!
You are hit 4 times!
-40 DAMAGE!
You are now STUNNED by his attack!
You LOSE next turn!

HEALTH - 40
STAMINA - 100
MANA - 100
LUST - 36%
BITS - 29
---------------------------
ENEMY STATS
HEALTH - 15
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:51:22 No.23132667
a whole lot of you need to consider lurking and never posting or voting again.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:52:00 No.23132671
>>23132662
slash!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:52:00 No.23132672
>>23132662
We're fine. Just attack him one more time with a normal
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:52:05 No.23132673
>>23132662
GG
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:52:07 No.23132675
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>>23132662
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:52:09 No.23132676
>>23132662
We gon get fucked.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:52:14 No.23132677
>>23132662
Holy fuck, do we suck. I feel terrible now....
What can we do when stunned?
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Anonnymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:52:17 No.23132678
>>23132662
Welp
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:52:27 No.23132679
>>23132662
okay, we lose a turn, he hits us for less than 40 because obviously any 1 turn move will do less damage than a 3 turn move, and then we pot up.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:52:30 No.23132680
>>23132662
WE CAN STILL WIN THIS
DON'T PANIC, WE STILL HAVE FORTY HEALTH
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:52:53 No.23132684
>>23132662
Ha ha time to get raped by a book
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:53:19 No.23132688
>>23132662

Well, at least we can be fairly sure it can't finish us off next turn, so we SHOULD be fine. Just slash again after it hits us again.

>>23132667

Agreed. It seems like there is at least one profoundly retarded decision every fight.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:53:24 No.23132689
>>23132662
Look adorable and dizzy, then drink a health potion!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:53:27 No.23132691
>>23132680
we're stunned, we have less than 40 health.

VOTE TO USE THE POT AFTER THE STUN WEARS OFF. [does potting take a turn?]
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:53:52 No.23132693
>>23132662

Let's pray to RNGesus that we can hold out long enough to finish this bastard off. Mimics tend to be one of those monsters that don't rape you, they just fucking eat you.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:53:59 No.23132694
>>23132662
I hope he charges again dammit.

We can't afford to use the next turn healing after already losing one.

Our next action should be a SLASH for the win.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:54:54 No.23132699
>>23132662
execute finishing slash when the stun wears off
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:54:55 No.23132700
>>23132693
Though this is based on CoC, So I expect to be coughed up with a shiny gold plating after some tonguerape.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:54:59 No.23132702
>>23132662
Do we have a Scan ability? Where do we get that? Someone check the Wiki!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:55:01 No.23132703
>>23132662
A single attack or uppercut should kill him, we are ok guys, just dont taunt.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:55:20 No.23132707
File: 1427527587992.gif (525.00 KB, 254x278, 1427538918477.gif)
>>23132662
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS WHY DA FUCK DID YOU FAGGOTS THINK TO FLEE
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:55:20 No.23132708
>>23132691
If the potion takes a turn (and it will) we should not do that.

It will spend its next turn charging again, if we heal it will be able to hit use with 40 again.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:55:25 No.23132710
>>23132694
if he charges we just kill him obviously, but if not we pot. pot is the safest choice.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:56:03 No.23132712
>>23132700

Some of the monsters in CoC give you a bad ending when they defeat you. permanently.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:56:11 No.23132714
>>23132691
He does ten damage next turn and we stab him the turn after or he charges for twenty and we still stab him
fight over, we're victorious
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:56:35 No.23132718
>>23132707
Better question is Why didn't we level stealth?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:56:45 No.23132719
File: 1432195005128.jpg (31.00 KB, 223x310, Image[1]..jpg)
>>23132662
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)07:57:01 No.23132721
File: 1432195021142.png (176.00 KB, 600x600, horse18.png)
>>23132662
You are STUNNED!
LESSER MIMIC used DOUBLE SLASH!
-20 DAMAGE!

HEALTH - 20
STAMINA - 100
MANA - 100
LUST - 36%
BITS - 29
---------------------------
ENEMY STATS
HEALTH - 15
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:57:30 No.23132728
>>23132662

Brace for the hit and then finish him off with another powerful slash.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:57:31 No.23132729
>>23132708
it's a two turn charge.

if he attacks and we pot, he needs two more turns to charge, we kill him.
if he charges while we're stunned, we attack him on his second charge and save the pot.

>>23132714
you're assuming the doubleswip isnt a regular attack. if it is, he could double swip twice and we'd die if he attacks first or if there's double ko rules.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:57:32 No.23132730
>>23132721
Slash!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:57:46 No.23132733
>>23132710
We can't afford to lose two turns you utter fucking retards.

>>23132714
This please

>>23132721
Shit so it can hit with 20/turn.

Still one slash will end it.

SLASH
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:57:56 No.23132735
>pot is safest choice
Shiggy digg
we have gone giant dad
zweihander it into orbit
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:57:57 No.23132736
>>23132721
okay heal now pls
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:57:58 No.23132737
>>23132721
Limit break Slash!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:58:18 No.23132741
>>23132721
Aww, no adorable stun? Health potion!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:58:18 No.23132742
>>23132721
Attack!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:58:20 No.23132743
>>23132721
Do we get to attack first? If not, we should use that health potion. Items always go first, right?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:58:31 No.23132750
>>23132721
>>23132699
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:58:33 No.23132751
>>23132721
pot you retards, lets not find out if there's double ko in effect.
>>23132733
>We can't afford to lose two turns you utter fucking retards.
how are you this stupid
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:58:39 No.23132752
>>23132721
Throw money at the monster
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:58:57 No.23132755
>>23132721

It seems as if DB acts before the Mimic does, so slashing should be fine.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:58:58 No.23132756
>>23132721
Use upercut
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)07:58:59 No.23132757
He can always dodge too
you also have health potions by the way
think of this as an in game tip
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:59:01 No.23132758
>>23132721
SLASH FTW
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:59:03 No.23132759
>>23132721
Run!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:59:22 No.23132762
>>23132721

Uppercut Slash him between the eyes again. The bandit did extra damage to us when he did that.

Hopefully mimicing that trick will work for us.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:59:35 No.23132765
it can kill us in one hit if it attacks first.
we pot, we win.
we dont pot, we risk losing.

don't be a retard.

losing a turn means nothing as long as the pot heals more than one round of attack.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:59:42 No.23132766
>>23132757
Drink potion, slash later.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)07:59:50 No.23132768
>>23132751
The speed stat says there aren't

We need to finish it.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:00:01 No.23132770
>>23132721
Use HP potion
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:00:08 No.23132771
>>23132757
EVEN THE GM IS SAYING USE A HEALTH POT! CEASE WITH THIS GIANTDAD MINDSET RIGHT NOW, YOU LORDS OF ALL THINGS MENTALLY-CHALLENGED!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:00:13 No.23132773
We are faster than he is.
STAB HIM
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:00:17 No.23132774
>>23132721
slash the faggot
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:00:36 No.23132776
>>23132721
Slash quickly.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:00:37 No.23132778
>>23132768
and if it dodges we lose.

why risk it? if we pot we win 100%.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:00:50 No.23132782
>>23132721
Use a health potion, you dumb cunts.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:00:51 No.23132783
>>23132757
Does potting take the whole turn?

Does potting always go first?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:00:58 No.23132784
>>23132757
Put the potion in your butt
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:00:59 No.23132785
>>23132757

So in other words, you pretty much admit you're going to fudge it so that if DB slashes, it's guaranteed to miss. Cool beans. Changing my vote to potion, then. Because apparently the only thing bigger than the anons' stupidity is your faggotry, Nips.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:01:08 No.23132787
>>23132721
Taunt!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:01:36 No.23132792
All of you are assuming items always happen first. What if it doesn't? We pop a potion after he kills us? We might as well attack it.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:01:37 No.23132793
>>23132771
jesus im an STRfag and i don't understand this willfull stupidity.

how are they this stupid and functioning human beings?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:02:02 No.23132795
>>23132785

I am also changing my vote to potion first.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:02:08 No.23132797
>>23132785
Maybe you should stop trying to be a fucking hothead in an RPG and actually think for once, you massive cunt.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:02:08 No.23132798
>>23132757
Dammit, I wanna change to hp pot now
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:02:09 No.23132799
>>23132785
>This happening is within the bounds of the game
>FUCK YOU GM
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:02:11 No.23132801
>>23132783
What if Sheila's a jew and sold us fruit punch instead of health potion?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:03:02 No.23132808
>>23132801
Then we go on a fillyrape rampage, duh.

First her, then that fucking bandit.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:03:04 No.23132809
BUMP Limit has reached
>bump limit reached in less than 3 hours
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:03:09 No.23132810
>>23132801
Do we have a trust meter for our trust of her?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:03:16 No.23132811
>>23132785
>Implying you haven't been a massive cunt this whole thread
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:03:34 No.23132817
>>23132801
Then we drag our monster-raped ass right to her and hoof her right in her anus with no lube
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)08:04:38 No.23132822
>>23132785
Mimics have high chance to evade. I was actually surprised that you guys hit it with both of your attacks. I use this
https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
for this game.
A mimic has a 1-4 chance of evading an attack.
I pick a random number at the start of the battle, and roll if we attack. If he doesn't evade, he attacks.
This Gaming tip was brought to you by GameFaqs
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:05:03 No.23132828
>>23132785
potion is the safe choice no matter what. if it heals for more than 20hp, its worth more than a lost turn.

and it obviously will.

i don't know why you want to risk losing for 10bits.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:05:41 No.23132833
POTION!
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:05:54 No.23132835
>>23132817
hot

>>23132822
Okay, we should definitely heal.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:06:00 No.23132837
>>23132822
Use this one, I feel its a bit more fair and you can add neat modifiers.

http://www.brockjones.com/dieroller/dice.htm
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:06:07 No.23132838
>>23132757
fuck that, we kill him in the next round.

uppercut
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:06:11 No.23132839
>>23132822
Those of us here not retarded summerfags still love ya nips, you do deliver those lewds.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:07:37 No.23132850
>>23132822
>not using your own, real, physical set of dice

Didn't realize you were so pleb, Nips. Potion.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:07:46 No.23132851
>>23132822
Alright, heal then.

Then just hit it till it dies.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:08:01 No.23132852
>>23132822

OK, fair enough, then. I take the faggot comment back. Your playerbase is still full of confirmed retards, though...
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:08:18 No.23132856
>>23132822
what's the mimic's chance to rape?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:08:50 No.23132858
>>23132808
Let's go on a fillyrape rampage once we have high enough stats, little filly raping everything on her path
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:08:51 No.23132859
>>23132822
Alright so here's the way I see it.
>>23132785
You especially pay attention because you desperately need to learn how to play:

If we use a health potion, that's a win/win.
If he attacks, we survive another hit, which he will most likely follow up with another charge.
If he starts charging we have that much mroe health to work with before he unleashes on us.

Running would be retarded because our Stealth isn't high enough Gee I wonder who fucked up THERE.

So the way I see it, we should definitely use a health pot now and see what happens next.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:08:59 No.23132860
>>23132856
100%
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:10:41 No.23132877
>>23132859
this fucker gets it.

if we heal and he slashes we have 20-20+heal amount.
if heal amount = >20, he needs two turns to kill us, ergo we win.
if we heal and he charges, he needs two more turns to kill us, we win.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:10:58 No.23132880
File: 1429320716803.gif (834.00 KB, 640x419, 1415936375993.gif)
I'm going to sleep.
Please don't hurt her too badly.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:12:12 No.23132885
>>23132822
>Not owning an actual, physical set of dice
Come on, Nips. Add that to your list of things to buy next to a new computer.
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)08:14:18 No.23132900
File: 1432196058351.png (173.00 KB, 600x600, horse19.png)
>>23132736
>>23132741
>>23132743
>>23132751
>>23132766
>>23132771
>>23132770
>>23132851
>>23132850
>>23132835
>>23132833
>>23132828
You use HEALTH POTION!
+25 HP!
LESSER MIMIC used STEAL!
The LESSER MIMIC stole 15 BITS!
If you don't kill it next turn, it will FLEE, taking your BITS with it!

HEALTH - 45
STAMINA - 100
MANA - 100
LUST - 36%
BITS - 14 (15)
---------------------------
ENEMY STATS
HEALTH - 15
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:14:50 No.23132903
>>23132885
He has no excuse. You can buy a full 7 die set for like 6 bucks at a Wizards. I can't walk out of Wizards without a shiny new die set.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:14:59 No.23132904
>>23132900
Kill! Magic Blast it!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:14:59 No.23132905
>>23132900
SLASH DAMMIT
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:15:01 No.23132906
>>23132900
you're just fucking with us now.

uppercut.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:15:06 No.23132907
>>23132900
slash
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:15:09 No.23132908
>>23132900
nigger be stealing our bits
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:15:11 No.23132909
>>23132900
Pounce the monster and rape it for stealing yo moneys
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:15:21 No.23132910
>>23132900
MAGIC
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:15:32 No.23132911
>>23132900
Slash
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:15:46 No.23132913
>>23132900
STAB HIM SUPER HARD
FUCKING NIGGER BOOK LOOK AT HIM
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:16:00 No.23132915
>>23132900
use stronkest attack
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:16:03 No.23132916
>>23132904
>using magic on a spellbook

also at +25hp, those pots are not worth 10bits. lets not stack em.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:16:10 No.23132917
>>23132900
Finish Slash!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:16:14 No.23132918
>>23132900
taunt
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:16:15 No.23132919
>>23132859

OK fine, but if the anons hadn't tried to run away while on 80% health (seriously, I felt myself die a little inside) we might not even be having this conversation. 'Nor would we have been raped the day before if not for that useless taunt, neither of which were actions I suggested.

>>23132900

Well piss. 25 bits down the toilet. I'm not even going to suggest an action because I'm tired of this shit.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:16:20 No.23132920
>>23132900
This is much better. Now we have more health, but at the risk of losing money.

Use our most mighty attack! We have to kill it now.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:16:22 No.23132922
>>23132900
stab the nigger book
>>
Anonnymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:16:27 No.23132923
>>23132900
You even made his arms and legs black. Way to go.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:16:55 No.23132924
>>23132900
I thought we had 20% of the bits?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:17:23 No.23132928
>>23132900

While we have a moment to consider this. Do we know what our highest accuracy attack is?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:18:27 No.23132935
>>23132928
2/6
>>
Anonnymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:18:28 No.23132936
>>23132928
Since usually the higher damage the lower the accuracy, our highest acc. attack is just a normal attck.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:18:39 No.23132938
>>23132924
And this nigger is going to be taking ALL of them

jew book
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:18:42 No.23132939
>>23132900
Not the bits! use your lust for gold and loose interpretation of the lust mechanic to ruse up your lust meter by 50%, then unleash the hidden Lust Break attack
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:18:47 No.23132940
>>23132919
>OK fine, but if the anons hadn't tried to run away while on 80% health (seriously, I felt myself die a little inside) we might not even be having this conversation. 'Nor would we have been raped the day before if not for that useless taunt, neither of which were actions I suggested.
we know that. you're comparing being overly safe to reckless idiocy. it's a very weird comparison.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:20:44 No.23132946
>>23132936
I consider basic attack an exception. It usually exists for when a player doesn't want to spend resources on an overkill. It's less about accuracy and more about being free.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:20:53 No.23132947
>>23132919
Fucking think, then! If we went Stealth instead, we would have at least had a better chance to escape with our money and our lives. But instead we went full Strength build, which is a TERRIBLE idea in any RPG, because even though you have all that damage, you're fucking useless everywhere else.

The Glass Cannon gimmick only gets you so far until you suddenly can't hit anything.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:21:05 No.23132948
>>23132919
In CoC taunting was how you leveled up your taunt. Probably trying to do that. Plus its freaking adorable.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:21:53 No.23132953
all these faggots arguing while the rest of us are trying to have fun
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:21:55 No.23132954
>>23132948
This is true, we need to level our cuteness
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:22:02 No.23132955
Goddamn you guys.
Let's just end this fight, go snuggle Sheila for an hour or two, and then call it a night.

>>23132948
Adorableness doesn't stop knives.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:22:50 No.23132957
>>23132947
you're an idiot if you think a point of stealth would have changed anything.

and you're a bigger idiot for thinking that everyone who leveled STR wants a full glass cannon build.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:23:02 No.23132959
>>23132953
>all these faggots arguing while the rest of us are killing time until nips posts more filly lewds

FTFY
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:23:06 No.23132960
>>23132953
>getting raped and stolen from
>fun
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:23:21 No.23132964
>>23132947

I wasn't one of the anons who asked for all-strength up either.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:23:51 No.23132967
>>23132955
>Goddamn you guys.
>Let's just end this fight, go snuggle Sheila for an hour or two, and then call it a night.
can we all agree to this atleast? we attack, something happens, we go to sheila.

knowing nips and our luck, that alien dlc abducted her.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:23:52 No.23132968
>>23132955
>Adorableness doesn't stop knives.
Maybe not in your world.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:23:56 No.23132969
>>23132955
It could stop the knife wielder from using the knife in the first place

>>23132953
>implying
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:24:01 No.23132970
>>23132955
If we were cuter it would have.

Now, lets kill this damn mimic then hunt for our rapist. The bandit!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:24:04 No.23132971
>>23132960
my dick had fun
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:24:52 No.23132975
>>23132967
If I know CoC at all, sooner or later she's going to strapon fuck us.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:25:25 No.23132981
>>23132957
It absolutely would have! Maybe not IMMENSELY, but it would have given us a better chance of ESCAPING! You're still not doing that thing I told you to do before you started reading.

and of course no one wants to do the full strength build. You just did it for the bonus. A lot of fucking help THAT'S been so far.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:25:52 No.23132984
>>23132975
i'm probably okay with that.
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)08:26:01 No.23132985
File: 1432196761278.png (178.00 KB, 600x600, horse20.png)
>>23132906
>>23132907
>>23132905
>>23132911
>>23132917
You use UPPERCUT SLASH!
You remember that the BANDIT used a certain tactic when fighting, so you try and copy him.
You attack the LESSER MIMIC in the same spot!
35 DAMAGE!
You need to successfully use this tactic FIVE times before you learn it completely.
YOU HAVE DEFEATED THE LESSER MIMIC!
As the LESSER MIMIC falls to the ground, it's body deteriorates. As the book touches the ground, it's body has disappeared completely. Your BITS clatter next to it. You pick up the book.
>EMBER
Do you USE now? or STORE it for later?

+100 XP!
+15 bits
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:26:10 No.23132986
>>23132975
In CoC she'd have a dick.

There's like only two talking NPC's with vaginas in CoC.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:26:14 No.23132988
>>23132971
Mine too
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:26:47 No.23132990
>>23132985
Use
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:26:48 No.23132991
>>23132975
So that's something to look forward too then?

>>23132985
Use now.
>inb4 it's a DOUBLE TRAP
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:26:51 No.23132992
>>23132985
Use the damn thing. At least we got something out of this.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:27:03 No.23132994
>>23132985
Store it for later. God help us if we have another duel with one of these things.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:27:09 No.23132995
>>23132985
we charizard now.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:27:10 No.23132996
>>23132985
>Ember
We fire now?

>>23132986
Amily gets a dick if you are a grill, and the cowgirl is normal
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:27:14 No.23132998
>>23132985
Put dick in boo-

use it
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:27:14 No.23132999
>>23132986
Use book now, sounds like we can burn the forest down to scare our rapist out into the open.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:27:17 No.23133000
>>23132985
use
>>
Anonnymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:27:18 No.23133001
>>23132985
Store. See how many bits we can get first.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:27:18 No.23133002
>>23132975
And this would be a really good thing.

>>23132985

Store the mimic book so we can find a way to make it our book slave.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:27:25 No.23133003
>>23132985
USE

Then go visit Sheila to buy another HPOT
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:27:29 No.23133004
>>23132985
use it! unless it's a double mimic, then don't use it
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:27:37 No.23133005
>>23132985
>using a something a trap dropped
TOTALLY A SAFE IDEA,STASH IT
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:27:42 No.23133007
>>23132985

Holy shit my ass was clenched so hard that I could have caught a broadsword with it.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:27:44 No.23133008
>>23132985
Use
Also do I need to use uppercut slash five times?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:27:59 No.23133011
>>23132985
Use it :^)
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:28:07 No.23133013
>>23132986
>There's like only two talking NPC's with vaginas in CoC.
only vaginas*
Most of the NPCs have vaginas.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:28:08 No.23133015
>>23132985
Use
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:28:10 No.23133016
Can we PLEASE wait to use the book until we're certain we can take on another one of these things?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:28:17 No.23133019
>>23133004
Its a triple mimic!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:28:21 No.23133020
>>23132986
Futa pone best pone
>>
Anonnymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:28:27 No.23133021
>>23133008
Bandit uppercut
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:29:07 No.23133026
>>23133016
No. Walk on the wild side Anon.

>>23132985
Use it!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:29:12 No.23133027
>>23133016
by reading the spell we know its not a mimic.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:29:47 No.23133028
>>23133021
Oh thank you. Guess we need to use it from now on.
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)08:29:56 No.23133029
File: 1432196996887.png (359.00 KB, 900x600, horse21.png)
>>23132990
>>23132991
>>23132992
OH NO! A DOUBLE MIMIC was hiding in the book! The SNEAKY NIGGER!
Just kidding.
You learned EMBER!

>EMBER
>-15 Mana
>-10 Stamina
>45 DAMAGE
>50% chance to burn for 2 turns at 5 HP a turn
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:30:11 No.23133031
Anyone suggesting not using the book is retarded for two reasons.

1. What would we want to use the money for selling it on? Better spells

2, If you think it's a double mimic after he told us the spell, you're double retarded,
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:30:19 No.23133032
>>23133016
No, win big or go home
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:30:41 No.23133033
>>23133029
SHEEEEEEEILLAAAAAAA
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:30:53 No.23133034
>>23132986
I counted 5 and the rest were futas
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:30:55 No.23133035
>>23133029

Now we visit Sheila.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:31:12 No.23133036
>>23133029
kek

And see what the hell has been cooking in that pot this whole time.

also, rest to recover a little bit, no issue with actually being patient in an rpg.
>>
Anonnymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:31:15 No.23133038
>>23133031
This. She has fire blast in her shop.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:31:22 No.23133039
>>23133029
fiddle yourself to relieve stress and lust
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:31:35 No.23133040
>>23133029
Don't scare me like that Nips. You ALMOST gave me bragging rights.

Let's go to Sheila.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:31:37 No.23133041
>>23133029
sheila.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:31:42 No.23133045
>>23133029
Yes! Now HUNT for the bandit or visit our cuddlebuddy.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:32:09 No.23133046
>>23133029
go to sheila for pots and brag about your new found power
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:32:41 No.23133048
>>23133039
What is our current lust anyways?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:32:56 No.23133049
>>23133036
We ate some on day one. Its a slow cooking stew
Its tasty and filling, apparently.
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)08:32:57 No.23133050
>>23133029
STATUS: LVL 2

XP PROGRESSION ( 93% )

Experience - 187 xp

HEALTH - 45
STAMINA - 90
MANA - 100
LUST - 36%
BITS - 29

You have 1 action left.

NPC STATS
----------------------------
Sheila's Affection - 12%
Sheila's Trust - 10%

>REST
>EXPLORE
>MAP
>INVENTORY
>EXERCISE
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:32:58 No.23133051
File: 1432197178467.gif (2.00 MB, 500x281, xVtcQfP.gif)
>>23133029
>OH NO! A DOUBLE MIMIC was hiding in the book! The SNEAKY NIGGER!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:33:00 No.23133052
>>23133029
time to go buy another bottle of failure juice- oops, I meant health potion
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:33:09 No.23133053
>>23133045
sheila. tommorow we burn that bandits world to the ground.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:33:28 No.23133056
>>23133050
Map
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:33:37 No.23133058
>>23133029
Sweet jesus that's powerful. We need to level magic and then it will be ez going.
And learn which spells are most powerful against which kind of enemy. Moss monster's weak to fire, and mimic too maybe since it's a book.
>>23133050
Let's go snuggle Sheila. Non-consensually.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:34:00 No.23133059
So, I learned today that full corrupt male CoC is the most hilarious thing in existence.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:34:04 No.23133060
>>23133050
Open
>The Map
And do >>23133058
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:34:07 No.23133062
>>23133050
rest lust or excersize lust. Or explore lust
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:34:09 No.23133064
>>23133050
hey guys, if we explore the forest we can level up.

just kidding, sheila.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:35:07 No.23133068
>>23133050
rest
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:35:11 No.23133070
map -> sheila
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:35:11 No.23133071
>>23133050
rest
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:35:17 No.23133072
>>23133048
moist
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:35:32 No.23133073
>>23133050
Visit sheila, buy Health Potion.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:36:16 No.23133078
>>23133068
>>23133071
are you completely retarded
fucking why would you even suggest that
it is a complete waste of our last turn
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:36:28 No.23133079
>>23133029

Let us go spend the evening with Sheila. Even if it's not lewd, we need to cuddle the shit out of her after that.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:36:46 No.23133080
>>23133050
rest we might get screwed if we went to sheila with low health
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:37:03 No.23133081
>>23133078
your mother's a complete waste of our last turn
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:37:10 No.23133084
>>23133078
i assumed they were trolling, but given today it's hard to tell.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:37:47 No.23133087
>>23133059
How is it? I can't stand losing or breaking all those characters. Also Beautiful Sword on pure run is too good.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:37:55 No.23133088
>>23133079
More importantly, we need to thank her for being there for us yesterday.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:37:56 No.23133089
>>23133080

>we might get screwed if we went to sheila with low health

If that's what turns her on, why not?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:38:33 No.23133094
can we bring sheila some of that delicious stew?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:39:15 No.23133101
We have enough potions, right? Just go to Shelia it's been safe.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:39:23 No.23133104
>>23133094

That's a fantastic idea. Changing my vote from just visiting Sheila to visiting her and doing this.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:39:35 No.23133105
>>23133094
This
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:39:37 No.23133106
>>23133089
lel
>>
Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)08:40:16 No.23133112
File: 1432197616191.png (127.00 KB, 600x600, horse22.png)
>>23133064
>>23133033
>>23133035
>>23133038
>>23133040
>>23133041
>>23133045
>>23133046
>>23133070
>>23133072
>>23133079
You go to visit SHEILA.
Exited with your newfound powers and recent victory, you run towards her, tripping in the process. As you fall, you accidentally shoot out a bit of fire.
>"Oh! hey DB- WHOA"
Sheila ducks as the fire flies over her head and falls into the lake.
>"Huh. Turning into a little arsonist are we?"
She chuckles.
>"How're you doing DB?"
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:40:36 No.23133115
>>23133094
Yessss
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:41:14 No.23133120
File: 1432197674813.png (272.00 KB, 842x540, analrape.png)
>>23133112
im super thanks for asking
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:41:20 No.23133121
>>23133112
Good!

No rape today.

I need some Potions though.
>>
Anonnymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:41:26 No.23133122
>>23133112
Exaggerate what just happened exteremly and tell her thanks for yesterday.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:41:31 No.23133124
>>23133112
"I'm doing great! Uh, I brought some of my stew for you!" Smile adorably and give it to her.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:41:38 No.23133127
>>23133112
"We didn't get raped today!"
can i buy some stuff first though?
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:42:15 No.23133132
>>23133087
Claymore or Hammer ends up as a +30, Beautiful sword maxes out at +16. Git gud.

Everything that happens is just so outlandish that it's hilarious. Turning a pompous male centaur into a female centaur and then riding her through town as punishment for masturbating. I don't even fap to this run, it's just hilarious.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:42:33 No.23133134
>>23133112
Thank her for being so nice to us yesterday and give her a huge hug.

>>23133127
>"We didn't get raped today!"
Yes! Optimism!
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:42:34 No.23133135
>>23133112
nigger book tried to take my fuckin money so I killed his ass

now gimme some potion, you orange temptress, before I ravish you
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:43:16 No.23133140
>>23133112
Get lost on her eyes for a moment then say that you want to buy some potions.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:44:04 No.23133145
>>23133127
Say this, but in a naive, adorable way.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:44:08 No.23133146
>>23133112
>Tease
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:45:00 No.23133152
>>23133132
Jeweled Rapier with the fencing lessons and applicable perks does more.
Kelt's a faggot.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:45:23 No.23133156
>>23133112
Doing very well. I fought a mimic today. He almost beat me and took my money but I sure showed him.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:45:48 No.23133159
>>23133112
YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS QUEEN OF FLAMES, OR FIREQUEEN FOR SHORT MAYBE
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:48:51 No.23133181
>>23133152
Oh? Fencing lessons. Didn't even know that was a thing. Interesting.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:49:13 No.23133184
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>>23133112

Since we discovered how handy potions are. I suggest we purchase a couple more to have on hand.

After we do that, Ask to spend the night with Sheila, perhaps explaining that we'd rather not be alone tonight. Keep it classy and adorable as fuck so that she can't help but say yes.

Perhaps once we are all tucked in and in her embrace....we masturbate while she is secretly awake and listening to us.

This is a full proof plan to raise our stats with her.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:54:37 No.23133209
>>23133132
Claymore has base 15, which can be brought up to 30 via Weapon Mastery. The Large Hammer(32) from Marble doesn't count as a heavy weapon, iirc. Beautiful sword has base 17 at 0 corruption, which can be raised up to 34 with Lightning Strikes.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:54:50 No.23133210
>>23133184
We need more affection points for that anon.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:55:11 No.23133213
>>23133184
This x 1000
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:56:30 No.23133222
>>23133181
It only happens if you're female, have smaller breasts, no dick, have found the chest in the desert, and look somewhat human-ish.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:56:33 No.23133223
>>23133209
My mistake then. I need to git gud.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:58:00 No.23133228
>>23133184
>>23133213

Obviously she will take our touching our-self while in her embrace as us being extremely comfortable with her.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:59:20 No.23133234
>>23133112
rob sheila at hornpoint with your new firepower
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)08:59:40 No.23133236
I hope this long pause is because of our adorable stew-gift
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)09:00:52 No.23133239
File: 1432198852537.png (91.00 KB, 600x600, horse23.png)
>>23133115
>>23133124
>>23133094
>>23133104
>>23133105
"I'm doing great! I just got in a fight with this eight legged beast that shot lasers and breathed death! He also wore a book and had googly eyes."
>"Oh? You fought a lesser mimic and won? That's pretty good for a scrub foal. I also see you learned a new spell"
>>23133159
"YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS QUEEN OF FLAMES, OR FIREQUEEN FOR SHORT MAYBE"
She laughs
>"Oh really? Can the QUEEN OF FLAMES do this?"
Sheila backs up a bit and looks out to the lake. She inhales deeply, pauses, and then lets a torrent of flames burst from her mouth.
She closes her maw and a little smoke trickles from her lips. She turns to look at you.
>"You shall address me as the MISTRESS of MAYHEM you PEASANT!"
You stare at her as she glares at you. You both break into laughter.
>"Oh, before I forget, I got this for you."
She hands you bottle filled with an off-white liquid.
>"Don't worry. It's not spunk. My friend Belle came to visit today. She gave me some extra Tauras milk. It's supposed to be really good for adventurers. Figured you might like it"
"Thanks!"
+1 Tauras milk
"Oh, I also brought something."
You pull out a container filled with some of the stew you made.
"I made some stew! You want some?"
>"Sure! Looks tasty!"
You both sit down to eat some stew.
Do you ask anything else?
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Anonnymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:02:24 No.23133244
>>23133239
I TOLD YOU. FIRE BLAST
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:02:35 No.23133245
>>23133239
>not to self: do not try to rob sheila

buy a health pot.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:03:05 No.23133248
>>23133239
Of course ask if we can stay the night since we feel safer around her. Also buy a health potion and cuddle intensely
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:03:22 No.23133249
>>23133239
Kek

Ask her if she's noticed anything odd going on in the area lately, gotta get that dlc going.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:04:11 No.23133252
>>23133239
>[dripping intensifies]
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:04:14 No.23133253
>>23133239
>it's not spunk
>pouty filly face

Ask her about lust
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:04:26 No.23133257
>>23133239

OK, I'll admit... it was totally worth sitting through all the stupidity just to see Sheila do that...

+1 for buying a new health pot. Dunno if we should be abandoning our camp, but we can certainly ask Sheila if she'd like to share our stew for dinner from now on. Make it a regular thing.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:04:43 No.23133258
>>23133248
>>23133249
>>23133253

All of these
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:05:05 No.23133260
>>23133239
>tauras
IS THAT A NEW FEMALE I SEE
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:05:13 No.23133261
>>23133239
she is part charizard
>>23133249
this
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:05:24 No.23133263
>>23133253
Actually, no, this. We're a filly and we don't know why our fillybits are all hot and sticky sometimes.

Plus, Y'know, the healthpot and cuddles.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:06:19 No.23133268
>>23133239
don't speak at all while you eat the stew, just sit unreasonably close to her, basically pressing against her but not committing to a full cuddle(so you can both still eat stew)
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:06:28 No.23133270
File: 1417995650687.gif (838.00 KB, 245x175)
>>23133239
Cute
Still want to buy a health potion.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:07:41 No.23133276
>>23133239
would a bottle of spunk have any practical purposes? maybe we should have saved that buttfull of bandit juice we collected earlier
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:07:55 No.23133277
>>23133263
we already tried to sell her our body.

bit late to ask for the talk.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:08:34 No.23133285
>>23133257

Not abandoning it. Just not using it for one night. Everything of real value, we pretty much have on us at the moment anyway.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:09:08 No.23133289
>>23133277
maybe we didn't know what we were selling, we just heard that it was worth a lot more the juicier and younger looking it is
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:09:35 No.23133293
>>23133277
Who said we meant it that~ way? She must have took it wrong. ;3
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:11:24 No.23133303
>>23133277
See
>>23133289
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:15:24 No.23133327
>>23133239
ask her about her job as mistress of mayhem, what sort of work does that involve?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:16:13 No.23133330
>>23133239

That moment when you realize the shopkeeper went on this adventure long before you did.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:16:35 No.23133334
all these long waits.

i'm scared, anon.

what is he drawing.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:17:09 No.23133337
>>23133334
Hopefully some lewds. Or adorables. Both is fine.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:17:25 No.23133340
>>23133334

The super powerful shopkeeper having her way with us of course.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:17:40 No.23133344
>>23133337
adorablewds
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:18:48 No.23133349
>>23133239
ask her to teach us how to breath fires
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:19:04 No.23133353
Maybe if we befriend her, she can teach us to breath fire as well.
And any guesses on the Taurus milk? Maybe a strength increase?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:19:16 No.23133356
>>23133334
It's your worst nightmare, Anon. Nips is passed out at his tablet, asleep.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:20:55 No.23133365
>>23133353
Taurus milk. Taur. Its Minotaur cum, guys. She's trying to get us addicted to it. That or its Str increase oooooor its Marbles Milk.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:21:48 No.23133369
>>23133353
I'm thinking better HP recovery than a potion, but expires after a while if not kept cool
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:21:58 No.23133370
Ask he if she knows where anything is nearby. And if she wants to spend the night at your camp
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:23:36 No.23133377
>>23133353
>drinking taurus milk
It's like you want DB to get a bad end
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)09:24:07 No.23133382
>>23133245
>>23133248
>>23133257
>>23133258
>>23133263
>>23133270
"Oh hey,could I buy another Health potion?"
>"Sure thing"
+1 HEALTH POTION
-10 BITS
>"Yknow, as they are right now, the health potions are alright, but they could be better. If you happen to find any items in you adventuring that can make these potions do more, bring em to me and I'll add it to the recipe list. I'm not very smart in that regard, but maybe you'll be better at it. Just something to keep in mind."
If you upgrade your INTELLIGENCE you can do different things with items you find.You can also gain INTELLIGENCE from reading books.
>>23133249
"Oh, uh have you seen anything strange going on lately? I need a quest or something. What's the point of being great if all I do is kill animals in the forests?"
>"Strange huh? Well, I'm not sure about anything strange, but if you want to listen for gossip, I got a lead. I hear there's a town not too far East from here. I'm sure if you keep travelling that way, you'll find it. There's bound to be some stuff for you to do there."
>DIRECTIONAL EXPLORE ADDED
>>23133260
>"Oh Belle? She said she was gonna stay here for a while. Yknow, settle down a bit. She's probably setting up here at the lake. Explore around and you'll probably find her. She loves kids, so I'm sure you'll hit it off."
Sorry, my computer froze. This was supposed to be quick text stuffs.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:25:43 No.23133386
>>23133382
Alright, now snuggle her and ask her what our fillybits are doing all hot and why we liked those slimes rubbing our rump.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:26:29 No.23133390
>>23133382
Well time to sleep for now.

In the morning we can train INT and then look for town.

I need to check our stats but we should have like 9 STR now right?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:27:10 No.23133392
>>23133382
Now ask her about lust
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:28:56 No.23133400
>>23133386
Seconding
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:29:37 No.23133405
ANY DIFFERENT MORE EFFECTIVE EXERCISES?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:30:01 No.23133407
>>23133390
We're at 10 str. And we're so close to level up it's more beneficial to get that 5 points than train for 1.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:34:01 No.23133424
Damn, I need to get to bed.
Give Sheila a big hug guys, she deserves it for comforting us yesterday.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:36:39 No.23133442
>>23133382

Get some snuggle sleep with her. My soul needs this after last chapter.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:39:32 No.23133451
Gotobed
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)09:42:51 No.23133472
>>23133392
>>23133386
"So."
You plop down in front of her.
"What can you tell me about LUST?"
She jolts up in surprise.
>"L-lust?"
"Mhm."
>"W-well, lust is um... a way for the body to tell you what it um... wants? But sometimes your body can be tricked into THINKING it wants something, but is actually just being used, and then you need to make the decision to act on those things."
She's sweating.
>"A um, good way to get rid of these uh... feelings... is to um. RELIEVE yourself."
"What like pee?"
>"Haaaa no... um, I meant more like.... stmsmtsfsng"
"Wha?"
>"Mastebrntng"
"Are you okay? Do I need to find a doctor?"
>"DB, Masturbating. I'm talking about masturbating."
"Whuzzat"
>"It's when a pony um... touches themselves."
"What like this?"
You put your hand on your nose.
>"N-no. Um, h-here."
She goes into her wagon and rummages around. She then comes back out with a box.
>"H-here's a... toy... I used to use when I was smaller. I don't use it anymore, but maybe you can um... u-use it."
"How do I use it?"
>"There are instructions in the box."
She's blushing quite heavily now.
"Well, if you say so."
You talk for a bit longer. Sheila blushes when she looks at you. After a few hours, she looks up.
>"Well, It's getting kinda late. You gonna head back now?"
"Yeah probably."
In a flash, she jumps back into her wagon.
>"Alright! See you later DB!"
She slams her wagon's doors shut.
Oh well. She probably had something to get to.
The ground where she was sitting is pretty moist too.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:45:26 No.23133486
>>23133472
Pout and head back to camp to figure out what the toy is and how to use it.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:48:20 No.23133499
File: 1418006717283.jpg (54.00 KB, 396x359, 002.jpg)
>>23133472
wow, made sheila wait several hours before she could be alone to diddle herself after getting her all hot and bothered thinking about dat lil filly masturbating for the first time, what a fuckin clit-tease
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:52:28 No.23133518
>>23133472
Attempt to use toy.

Fail

Cuddle toy to sleep.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:53:51 No.23133524
>>23133472
hope it's a vibrator of some kind.

don't want to lose our cherry to a dildo when we have a forest full of sweaty bandit cock waiting for us.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:54:39 No.23133526
>>23133472
instructions unclear, toy became lodged in rectum
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:56:22 No.23133535
>>23133526
it'd be funny if she uses it there because thats where the bandit fucked her and she assumes thats the normal place.

then we'd have to get clearer instructions from sheila later.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:57:55 No.23133540
>>23133472

Aww...and here I was hoping for cuddles.
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)09:57:57 No.23133541
>>23133486
We don't have any more actions left anon.

STATUS: LVL 2

XP PROGRESSION ( 93% )

Experience - 187 xp

HEALTH - 45
STAMINA - 90
MANA - 100
LUST - 36%
BITS - 19

You have 0 actions left.

NPC STATS
----------------------------
Sheila's Affection - 22%
Sheila's Trust - 20%

You yawn and lay down in bed. Today was a good day. You weren't raped AND you learned a new spell!
10/10 in your opinion.
You put out the fire and go to sleep.

END OF DAY THREE
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:59:25 No.23133544
>>23133541
Oh god what a Tease. Please let us have a dirty dream tonight so we get some extra lust.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)09:59:40 No.23133545
busy day tommorow.
new spell, new area, new npc, a level up, potential for bandit revenge.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:00:00 No.23133548
File: 1419764234264.png (353.00 KB, 373x425, youdiditchamp.png)
>>23133541
fun threads guy
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)10:01:27 No.23133554
>>23133540
You got + 10 affection and trust though.
>>23133545
>bandit revenge
If you run into another bandit sure, but that one bandit is long gone.
>>23133548
thunks m8
>779 posts
holy shit I just saw that
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:02:52 No.23133558
>>23133554
>>If you run into another bandit sure, but that one bandit is long gone.
why would anyone flee the forest of nubile virginal taunting filly's?!

oh well, we'll take it out on his twin.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:03:34 No.23133561
>>23133554
Pssh. Its our quest to hunt down that bandit and make him into a gelding. You must let us destroy him. Or let us get raped again. That too.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:04:03 No.23133563
>>23133554
>>If you run into another bandit sure, but that one bandit is long gone.
you should roll a 1/10 chance every bandit encounter to see if its the same guy, if it is, he gets stat buffed to our equivalent.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:04:49 No.23133565
>>23133554
We'll find that one bandit. We have nothing but time.

We'll find him and thank him for introducing the wide wide world of rape to us.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:06:02 No.23133569
>>23133554
>not rewarding us with revenge
>not rewarding him with the last untouched hole
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:07:30 No.23133577
thanks foalanon. you've destroyed my sleep schedule and work productivity, but it's #worth.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:07:46 No.23133578
>>23133554
>that one bandit is long gone.

no, he's the final boss now. we either rape his butt or get raped again but this time for realsies (in the vagoo)
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:08:00 No.23133580
>>23133554
>We cannot become that specific bandit's loyal assistant and cocksleeve
Dropt
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:09:00 No.23133583
>>23133578
sheila did give us the perfect weapon to take revenge on the bandit...
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:12:03 No.23133599
I still vote to rape him and make him a gelding. We could probably even make him our loyal servant. That sounds like a tonne of fun. He'll be our cocksleeve, or the other way around.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:12:50 No.23133602
>>23133599
Voting other way around.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:13:07 No.23133604
So what are the chances of DB becoming rance he fucks every woman he sees
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Foalanon 05/21/15(Thu)10:22:26 No.23133629
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lil sketchy thing
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:22:38 No.23133631
Come on guys lets double the bump limit 'cuz might as well
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:23:39 No.23133635
>>23133629
Noice
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:28:09 No.23133650
>>23133631
fuck year
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:28:30 No.23133653
>>23133629
10/10

Fukkin nigger mimic.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:29:16 No.23133658
>>23133629
fuckin book ass nerd
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:33:59 No.23133676
>>23133629
are those cards?

i bet it's not even MTG.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:39:47 No.23133694
>>23133676
This poser playing the fucking digmon tcg.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:40:53 No.23133700
>>23133694
i bet his father cries himself to sleep.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:42:48 No.23133707
>>23133700
Dubs confirm mimic bring shame on famiry.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:43:17 No.23133708
>In less than 5 Hours and a half 63 posters made 800 posts
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:45:14 No.23133716
>>23133708
We are power leveling our posting skill
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:45:30 No.23133718
>>23133708
Gotta say, the lewd filly is popular, mang.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:51:17 No.23133738
File: 1417579844332.gif (149.00 KB, 241x182, 1426847790374.gif)
>If you run into another bandit sure, but that one bandit is long gone.

denying us possible revenge on our rapist.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:54:12 No.23133744
>>23133738
Nips doesn't control what we believe.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:55:51 No.23133752
Don't worry anons, we can find him. We've got until DB is a crusty old mare to do that. Gotta get that sweet sweet >rape revenge, as well as gelding him so he can't make anypony else preggers.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)10:57:41 No.23133760
>>23133752
>not being so traumatized by the rape that we seek his approval by having more sex with him
do you even
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)11:00:42 No.23133772
>>23133760
Honestly, I'd be fine with that too. Just as long as somebody gets fucked silly.

>Becoming a dirty bandits cocksock, following him around forever.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)11:00:55 No.23133773
File: 1417305800225.gif (932.00 KB, 253x197, 1424218208963.gif)
>>23133760

we are not an anime.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)11:07:26 No.23133792
>>23133772
So we become his rapist then?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)11:08:52 No.23133797
>>23133792
Sounds like a plan to me. He can also throw us at stuff when he thinks he's gonna lose and let it use us as he runs to hide. Then pick us up once we're done.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)11:11:55 No.23133809
>>23133797
deploy the cumtrap
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)11:12:52 No.23133813
>>23133797
>>23133809
I really, really like this idea as a "bad" end
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)11:13:17 No.23133816
>>23133809
I giggled, thanks. Alright, thats the plan if we lose again. If we win I wanna geld him after we rape him.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)00:02:47 No.23133999
>>23133816
If we win I wanna ride that cock while thanking him for the earlier cock, and then declare him our special somepony.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)00:11:19 No.23134028
>>23133999
trips confirm we have fallen for our rapist
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)00:16:29 No.23134050
>>23133999
>>23134028
Trips confirms this is our next course of action. We should also be confused out which hole is for what and only use our tailhole since thats the one he used.
>>
Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)00:19:40 No.23134067
Also paging Nips for a Deep Blue style Check 'Em, since we seem to get a bunch of dubs and trips in these threads.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)00:37:50 No.23134138
>>23134050
>tfw we end up becoming a buttslut for this bandit pones horsecock
>tfw I have no face>>23134050
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)13:09:01 No.23134258
>>23134138
This is now our goal. Us.. However many we are. The highest powered trips demands it.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)13:32:21 No.23134364
>>23134258
We need the bandit horsecock
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)13:45:15 No.23134429
>>23134364
Need it desperately. Our evil bandit friend needs a higher detailed 'model' so we know its him.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)13:46:07 No.23134437
everyone's so focused on getting revenge on that bandit that they're forgetting about what we did to him

he'll never be able to enjoy another ponut again without comparing it to that little blue runt's and how hers was way tighter
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)13:50:18 No.23134464
>>23134429
A higher, detailed horsecock

>>23134437
>inb4 he hunts us down for more of that blue filly ponut
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)13:53:01 No.23134480
>>23134437
Its not about revenge anymore. Its about our need for our bandits horsecock.

>>23134464
Yes. We require this Nips.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)13:58:21 No.23134496
>>23134480
We need to become the bandit's little cocksock
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)14:19:31 No.23134561
>>23134496
Hot bandit dick in the pooper. We will defeat every bandit until we find the right one. Myahaha.
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)14:59:56 No.23134747
>>23134480
>>23134496
>>23134561
Freaking the fuck out of the bandit with what cock crazed horny filly slut we've become as we hunt for his dick when?
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Anonymous 05/21/15(Thu)15:31:49 No.23134897
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Next thread, nigga.