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the first boss went pretty easily went

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<font color="#CCCCCC">pretty smoothly see how the second boss</font>

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goes what what's this what this isn't

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doom I've never<font color="#CCCCCC"> seen this duel monster</font>

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before what could it be<font color="#CCCCCC"> what</font>

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this is a fucking adapter applause it's

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a<font color="#CCCCCC"> Turok boss</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I do no damage to the sky</font>

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come on I mean I do some damage oh this

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is gonna be this is gonna be fun boss

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probably be good if I grenaded him

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before a shield came up oh look I did it

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I hit<font color="#E5E5E5"> him he gives me out that's not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bad</font>

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these bosses aren't that bad to be

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honest I thought I how did I blow it up

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the first time what did i do differently

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<font color="#E5E5E5">I shot it what a cheater he's got a</font>

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shield he's got the shield<font color="#CCCCCC"> Samuel Hayden</font>

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has only Samuel Hayden isn't a fucking

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boss fuck I couldn't move I got stuck on

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the wall oh god I<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't like this guy</font>

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what is he doing now

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the fuck is<font color="#E5E5E5"> this is this they won't be</font>

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able<font color="#E5E5E5"> to sit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> down because of the burning</font>

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in their butthole he can't sit<font color="#CCCCCC"> down he's</font>

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got a burning in his butt'll he's got a

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fine he's<font color="#CCCCCC"> got a flame coming out of his</font>

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butt old gods gonna have a fling coming

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out of your butthole you're going to

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have a flame coming out of your butthole

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oh good<font color="#E5E5E5"> I jumped into it it was oh fuck</font>

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this boss

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here we go here's his<font color="#CCCCCC"> fucking flame move</font>

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if you thought<font color="#CCCCCC"> that aims was bad you</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">ain't seen nothing yet until you see the</font>

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flaming butthole your butthole will be

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flaming and you will not<font color="#CCCCCC"> be able</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to sit</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">down everyone who has a penis injected</font>

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tiragon<font color="#E5E5E5"> holes when that penis comes out</font>

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the flame will start<font color="#CCCCCC"> writing please no</font>

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you're dead oh my fucking like my my

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left pinky toe touched it and I died

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well come on<font color="#E5E5E5"> big green fucking piece</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font>

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shit excuse me i stunned you shit Lord

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just put a shield backup

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no that place will be an internal<font color="#E5E5E5"> flame</font>

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cutting out of the butthole of every

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<font color="#E5E5E5">Saturday thing coming out of the</font>

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butthole flames coming out of your butt

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that man pulls that penis out of you a

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flame is gonna come out how's<font color="#CCCCCC"> that how's</font>

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that fucker yeah i got<font color="#CCCCCC"> you i finally got</font>

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you and I'm not<font color="#E5E5E5"> done yet cuz cuz I guess</font>

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what guess what there's fucking two of

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them I got to fight two of<font color="#E5E5E5"> them at once</font>

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now they<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have shield Silva be</font>

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easier to<font color="#CCCCCC"> hit hurt but two of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> them he's</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">fucking spinning towards me like sonic</font>

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not not like<font color="#CCCCCC"> Sonic what is he doing what</font>

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is he doing what<font color="#E5E5E5"> are these team attacks</font>

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flamethrowers this is a total<font color="#CCCCCC"> Turok loss</font>

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ow ow let me<font color="#E5E5E5"> through please oh fuck I</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">don't have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to fight the first phase</font>

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again do I did you see me get hit

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despite their despite their not being

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flame near me<font color="#CCCCCC"> double-team me fuck me up</font>

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I love it

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is he dead can this one please die

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they're dropping a shit on<font color="#CCCCCC"> a health</font>

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because of the<font color="#E5E5E5"> bfg oh come on you you</font>

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have no health left there's no way die

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please die please die please how there

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is no<font color="#CCCCCC"> way you have that much health no</font>

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way I'm doing it though<font color="#E5E5E5"> the bfg the</font>

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almighty fucking bfg saved me time he's

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not<font color="#E5E5E5"> that is he of course not how was I</font>

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supposed<font color="#E5E5E5"> to get to him in time how's</font>

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that<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna help</font>

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how much help

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not today not today you're dead you're

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fucking dead you're dead go home you're

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dead did you see his health for a second

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I swear<font color="#CCCCCC"> to god it just like went</font>

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completely red how's this asshole not so

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tough without a shield in your buddy the

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lame-ass piece of shit how's this how's

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this for the love of fuck jesus fucking

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christ<font color="#E5E5E5"> I just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I want to turn</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my fan back</font>

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on to let me<font color="#E5E5E5"> out of this level please</font>

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give me the sword thank you

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did you guys watch that you guys see

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that<font color="#E5E5E5"> fight pretty fucking cool right</font>

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yeah I'll see you guys

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you