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is this really is this really what's

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<font color="#CCCCCC">happening really I can't get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> into</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font>

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fucking<font color="#E5E5E5"> game I've been</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> here for almost</font>

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ten fucking minutes not even joking I've

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been<font color="#E5E5E5"> here</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for almost 10 minutes it's bad</font>

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I don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> even know how long it's been</font>

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it's been at least fucking 10 minutes

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all I wanted to fucking do<font color="#E5E5E5"> I I made a</font>

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fucking I made a whole fucking recording

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of me talking<font color="#E5E5E5"> about the update in being</font>

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you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> being unbiased about this</font>

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matchmaking thing I can't even<font color="#E5E5E5"> get into</font>

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a<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking game I can't even into a game</font>

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to fucking record something so you could

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watch while I talk about<font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> update so</font>

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here it is this is the new team fortress

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2 update casual AKA competitive gonna

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throw me in a fucking game of capture

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the flag / almost maybe payload because

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they couldn't let you choose what actual

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<font color="#E5E5E5">game mode you wanted to play instead you</font>

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get to eliminate some of<font color="#E5E5E5"> the other game</font>

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modes from the choice in pick between

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like two or three so here<font color="#CCCCCC"> i am trying</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">get</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> into it i was gonna play like that</font>

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simple capture the fucking Flag match as

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my first thing in this stupid fucking

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matchmaking update but no I'm sitting

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here that I've been<font color="#CCCCCC"> here and I'm going</font>

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to<font color="#CCCCCC"> continue to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sit in this fucking queue</font>

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until I get into<font color="#E5E5E5"> a game because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't</font>

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think<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's gonna make any difference if</font>

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I try to fucking search for the same

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game modes again they took out what made

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team fortress good they took<font color="#E5E5E5"> it out they</font>

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took out jumping to a random fucking

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public match and playing with people of

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varying skill levels people who are good

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people who were bad people who wanted to

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play seriously people who are throwing

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sandwiches up fucking medics ass this is

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the game now they<font color="#E5E5E5"> took it away now</font>

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you're gonna be playing like his fucking

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call of duty you're gonna match up with

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fucking<font color="#E5E5E5"> other try-hards so you can have</font>

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a maybe a good time maybe<font color="#E5E5E5"> not a good</font>

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time you're not going to see any of the

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scouts flying around the map being

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idiots there's no more spies Nathan at

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the wall there's<font color="#E5E5E5"> no more heavies with</font>

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sandwiches out everyone's going to<font color="#E5E5E5"> be</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">playing seriously up after a certain</font>

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point because you killed the fucking

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casual market or the

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casual player base of this game with

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<font color="#E5E5E5">this update this is day one and I feel</font>

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like<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking absolute garbage I can't</font>

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begin to a fucking<font color="#CCCCCC"> match to record its I</font>

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know it says casual up there but this

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isn't fucking casual this is competitive

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<font color="#CCCCCC">that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you don't have to pay for because I</font>

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wanted to<font color="#E5E5E5"> put</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a fucking price tag on I'm</font>

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playing<font color="#CCCCCC"> 6v6 mode for those MLG people</font>

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who want to play actual competitive

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instead<font color="#E5E5E5"> of offering it for free for the</font>

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people who one<font color="#E5E5E5"> of the fucking play</font>

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competitive and having these

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motherfuckers play whatever they want

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competitive<font color="#CCCCCC"> 6 v6 12v 12 whatever if you</font>

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want to play competitive fine I don't

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want to play competitive right now I was

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hoping it I was<font color="#E5E5E5"> hoping for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> something to</font>

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be fucking having people who wanted to

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play fucking competitive go play

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competitive for free by the way and then

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have just the regular public servers up

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to<font color="#E5E5E5"> continue the fuckery and the relaxing</font>

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fucking carefree nature that<font color="#E5E5E5"> was team</font>

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fortress 2 before<font color="#CCCCCC"> this update shat all</font>

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over my fucking face I was all for

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having fucking competitive up I was all

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for having the people who really

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actually wanted<font color="#E5E5E5"> to play competitively</font>

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but didn't want to join like a circuit

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or clan or whatever the<font color="#CCCCCC"> fuck they do and</font>

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play that shit that's fine if<font color="#CCCCCC"> you want</font>

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to play competitively go ahead sometimes

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I want<font color="#E5E5E5"> to play seriously I have a</font>

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thousand and fucking 100-something hours

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in this game I played a lot<font color="#CCCCCC"> of it this</font>

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is one of<font color="#E5E5E5"> my favorite games but it has</font>

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been completely completely destroyed

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from this fucking<font color="#E5E5E5"> update they're doing</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">things with pyro and heavy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and they did</font>

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all these you know class changes and

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whatever I<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't give a shit about that</font>

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they do that all the time but the but

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the fact of the matter is I can't even

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<font color="#E5E5E5">fucking play the game in a valve server</font>

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I have to go search through fucking a

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bunch of skyler vers and a bunch of

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other servers and hope that they're not

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fucking full of bots or empty to play a

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fucking game that I used to<font color="#E5E5E5"> be able to</font>

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just<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking load up like a fucking</font>

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cartridge on the NES pop that shit in

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play with some fucking sandwich heavies

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and have a good old fucking good time

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great time no problems here oh wait what

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was

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that we need<font color="#CCCCCC"> to make</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it more</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like csgo</font>

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or whatever other fucking game they're

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trying to fucking make it like no please

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please remove this remove this part of

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the update<font color="#E5E5E5"> you can keep the level the XP</font>

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and the stats and whatever remove this

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fucking searching thing what if I<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font>

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give a shit if I join in a game that's

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in progress in<font color="#E5E5E5"> the and my team's getting</font>

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stomped<font color="#E5E5E5"> what if I still have fun let me</font>

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fucking have fun don't sit me in a

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fucking q searching for a map when there

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are 964 fucking empty game servers that

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are nearby that I could just join in and

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wait for<font color="#E5E5E5"> people at least let</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me fucking</font>

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jump around the map with my rocket

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jumper until people join they could they

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could have had a 12<font color="#E5E5E5"> e 12 and 66 a you</font>

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know choice in the competitive mode<font color="#E5E5E5"> even</font>

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if you had to pay money for it put<font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">in there the people who want</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to fucking</font>

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play competitive<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm sure they don't</font>

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have problems like paying nine dollars

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or ten dollars or whatever but to put in

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something<font color="#E5E5E5"> that people have been</font>

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optionally doing for years for nine

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years to put a fucking price tag on that

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to put<font color="#E5E5E5"> your own shitty system in rather</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">than joining a clan putting together a</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">game getting in a lobby or what the fuck</font>

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ever they do you decide to put them<font color="#E5E5E5"> in a</font>

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fucking q4 like fucking six hours and

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<font color="#E5E5E5">what make them wait auto balancing is</font>

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gone team team scrambling is gone I

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guess you gotta play for play the win

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play to win I can't play the way I can't

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<font color="#E5E5E5">even play to play I'm stuck in a fucking</font>

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I'm stuck in the queue you know what I'm

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not even gonna post the fucking the

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fucking thing where I went over went

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over the pros and<font color="#CCCCCC"> cons of the fucking</font>

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update this is just pure con pure con

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everything<font color="#E5E5E5"> everything would this</font>

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matchmaking system is wrong seriously it

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should be removed

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<font color="#E5E5E5">I searched again I'm searching again</font>

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right now I picked every fucking game

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mode available even the fucking

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alternative modes and I can't find

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anything it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> just ? I did so many</font>

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fucking servers they don't know what to

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do with oh oh here we go it's the<font color="#E5E5E5"> same</font>

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shit same amount<font color="#E5E5E5"> of empty servers the</font>

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same<font color="#CCCCCC"> amount of compatible people same</font>

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amount<font color="#E5E5E5"> of everything it's the same it's</font>

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a base basically the same<font color="#E5E5E5"> amount I still</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">can't get into a fucking match community</font>

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servers there's probably going to be a

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lot of<font color="#CCCCCC"> them popping up that play valve</font>

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type valve server type things hopefully

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I mean you can find a server you're

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gonna have<font color="#E5E5E5"> to do a little</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> work define it</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">but it's fucking better than what they</font>

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have right now I feel the<font color="#E5E5E5"> same way</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font>

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heavy does right now I just<font color="#CCCCCC"> I just wanna</font>

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I just only thing that's missing from

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this is you know the gun in heavies

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mouth pulling the trigger because that's

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what<font color="#CCCCCC"> i want to do i don't want to play</font>

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team fortress 2 anymore