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this has been long overdue um I think

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months ago months ago I got a fucking

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hammer from a guy called griten amer

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that's his channel name he does team

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fortress 2 videos and other stuff like

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that uh I got it and<font color="#E5E5E5"> then I kind of</font>

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didn't play team fortress 2 for a long

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time so I'm here to correct that I'm

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gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> actually use it for more than 19</font>

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kills i am going to actually only use

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that i'm only gonna use the hammer I'm

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not<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna go nuts and I'm gonna try to</font>

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get some kills with it uh I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna set</font>

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a goal gonna be 20 kills 20 kills

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doesn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> matter not in a row obviously</font>

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only with the crit hammer only with the

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hammer he gave me I will be<font color="#E5E5E5"> doing it and</font>

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I'll try my best how much<font color="#CCCCCC"> of a challenge</font>

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is this gonna<font color="#CCCCCC"> be because I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't have to</font>

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get them all in<font color="#CCCCCC"> one game or anything I</font>

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just want<font color="#CCCCCC"> to get 20 kills that's my goal</font>

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this is not<font color="#CCCCCC"> going to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> work</font>

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this is how it's gonna be this is how

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it's gonna be I killed somebody I killed

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somebody and he just taunted me I forgot

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<font color="#E5E5E5">how long the spawn times are like</font>

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they're<font color="#E5E5E5"> not terribly long but ok ok</font>

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guess we're waiting again

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fuck this shit<font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that guy</font>

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was actually dead I think he dead ringer

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maybe I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna count that must run</font>

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straight must run straight

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come here you fucker there's there's

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three<font color="#CCCCCC"> i don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> i don't think i should</font>

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actually be going through here that's

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for<font color="#E5E5E5"> four kills</font>

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I'm I'm kind<font color="#E5E5E5"> of suspicious about that</font>

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one oh god I yeah yeah five I already

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lost count let's go yeah yeah I lost

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count I<font color="#E5E5E5"> seriously lost count come on</font>

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come<font color="#E5E5E5"> on to your face oh don't don't do</font>

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this to me<font color="#E5E5E5"> look great emre oh this is</font>

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great I'm dominating<font color="#E5E5E5"> that guy you know</font>

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I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> just gonna have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fun</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fuck the fuck to</font>

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20 I'm just gonna have<font color="#CCCCCC"> fun</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> i'm just</font>

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gonna get<font color="#E5E5E5"> some kills with this thing</font>

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fuck keeping track this is kind of fun I

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don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't I kind of I kind of feel</font>

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if I get 20 I'm gonna like be a bit

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<font color="#CCCCCC">upset that it's over</font>

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hot shelf oh I didn't kill him that

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wasn't me<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh it tells</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me my kills there</font>

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why am I like oh I'm losing track I'm

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sorry medic you're gonna you're gonna be

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sorely disappointed when I don't follow

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<font color="#E5E5E5">up me down here don't follow me down</font>

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here I'm sorry medic I told you not<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font>

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come with me yeah fuck you

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yeah yeah really enjoying this really

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really enjoying this I might actually

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switch to another map after this oh my

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god i<font color="#E5E5E5"> would have killed him if I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> had</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> him</font>

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turn around<font color="#E5E5E5"> turn around soldier soldier</font>

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I thought he I thought he was<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna kill</font>

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that guy

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it's mine I've done it I don't I just

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stole that intelligence from that guy

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who died I feel really bad<font color="#E5E5E5"> but I also</font>

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feel good because I<font color="#E5E5E5"> killed somebody fine</font>

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fine

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what are you doing in<font color="#CCCCCC"> here get out of</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">here you fuck fuck just another day on</font>

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the job huh what is your<font color="#CCCCCC"> name Angie's</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">xx's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Atika okay then I guess this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is a</font>

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scout only place huh speaking of the

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Scout speak of the scowl fucking dead

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hey there how're you how's<font color="#CCCCCC"> it going base</font>

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yeah yeah yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah fuck you is there</font>

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someone over there he's in the<font color="#E5E5E5"> wrong</font>

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neighborhood he's in<font color="#E5E5E5"> the wrong</font>

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neighborhood hey isn't<font color="#CCCCCC"> that Wow nice</font>

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nice nice<font color="#CCCCCC"> job ok might kill me</font>

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come here you're<font color="#CCCCCC"> dead you're dead this</font>

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guy do you<font color="#CCCCCC"> think he's doing</font>

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re headed are you gonna go we're gonna

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go<font color="#E5E5E5"> no there's an engineer look</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> at this</font>

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engineer engineer come back over here is

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he gonna head around battle me the crits

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with this thing it's so<font color="#CCCCCC"> good ow it's me</font>

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I'm too why was I too fat to fit between

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<font color="#E5E5E5">the pole in the fucking wall decided to</font>

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switch the map that's now<font color="#E5E5E5"> steel control</font>

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points map<font color="#E5E5E5"> just jumped in a random map</font>

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uh I guess I'll join the defending team

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yeah there's<font color="#CCCCCC"> 11 already Oh who's this</font>

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that's not me get out<font color="#CCCCCC"> of here get out of</font>

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here you keke keke oh yes I don't even

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<font color="#E5E5E5">care anymore</font>

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oh oh oh oh go get him knock him off the

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boy what was that blue guy doing<font color="#CCCCCC"> there</font>

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he's just<font color="#CCCCCC"> standing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> still hey there</font>

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friend were you looking for me oh no we

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lost oh<font color="#CCCCCC"> he got</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me back killed me the</font>

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crit ever this<font color="#CCCCCC"> is team fortress 2</font>

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everyone else is out there playing you

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know wife who watch having a good<font color="#E5E5E5"> time</font>

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in<font color="#E5E5E5"> that game I've come back</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to the</font>

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hammer peoples balls I'm built for speed

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baby built for speed don't worry if they

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get on the point i'll i'll just smack

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them off

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I had to do<font color="#E5E5E5"> it no engineer this is my</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">point my point</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't stand still friend</font>

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Oh are we gonna win this match<font color="#E5E5E5"> am I</font>

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gonna win<font color="#E5E5E5"> this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> match just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> doing this is</font>

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that is this<font color="#E5E5E5"> is this happening oh hey</font>

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there friend how's the hammer feel we're

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doing a heavy we're winning we're

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winning i'm just using the hammer and

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<font color="#CCCCCC">smiling people hey friend yeah get on</font>

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that point baby yeah get on it you're

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doing good work<font color="#CCCCCC"> i'm coming guys wait for</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">me yeah you'll expect me</font>

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ah fuck<font color="#CCCCCC"> I like if I've out blood shit</font>

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there's<font color="#CCCCCC"> one</font>

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shit fuck

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don't push<font color="#E5E5E5"> me into the pit that's all I</font>

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ask thank you it are we victorious I was

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gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> say</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I was gonna distract him I</font>

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guess I did for a second I'll save you I

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saved them time to go get<font color="#CCCCCC"> that scalp</font>

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oh good good<font color="#E5E5E5"> job come here come here you</font>

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little fuck you will shit how dare you

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you sick<font color="#CCCCCC"> bastard</font>

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fuck fuck he would have died in one more

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hit see medic how'd you get there why

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are<font color="#E5E5E5"> you what are you doing</font>

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Oh

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come here little fart all they captured

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it i<font color="#CCCCCC"> should have just stood on it oops i</font>

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was too<font color="#E5E5E5"> busy trying to black people you</font>

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little<font color="#CCCCCC"> shit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> how we what an annoying</font>

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little fuck come here I killed them why

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kill them<font color="#E5E5E5"> I can't believe I Calvin</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> no oh</font>

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shit

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good lord<font color="#E5E5E5"> I forgot it was there it's up</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">to you don't run away from</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the engineer</font>

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kill him kill him no you fool get out<font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">here you poopy butt no I refused fuck</font>

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fuck<font color="#CCCCCC"> fuck no no what is this engineer</font>

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doing no he fell the pit with me

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it no oh he<font color="#E5E5E5"> avoided one disaster and</font>

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fell into another one what he shot me oh

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it wasn't him it was that guy I thought

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<font color="#CCCCCC">that guy just turned around and shot me</font>

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my dick uh ed spy spy please it's your

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job the century is your job is a pit the

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pit it's killed more people than anyone

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elses in this whole map fuck it we're

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<font color="#E5E5E5">gonna lose we're gonna lose we lost look</font>

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look at the century spy you gotta go and

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gotta do something spy get in there sap

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it sap it what are you doing what<font color="#E5E5E5"> are</font>

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you<font color="#E5E5E5"> doing spy spy know who know what is</font>

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your problem<font color="#E5E5E5"> man oh fuck good game guys</font>

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good game into the pit with everybody oh

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my god I was great