1 00:00:09,529 --> 00:00:20,850 I'm back from hell back back to back to 2 00:00:16,739 --> 00:00:24,419 Mars hopefully this level won't be as 3 00:00:20,850 --> 00:00:26,910 crazy as the last one I'll fuck I'll 4 00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:28,650 wait you know what I just remembered 5 00:00:26,910 --> 00:00:30,629 something I'm not going to be able to 6 00:00:28,649 --> 00:00:32,850 show it off here because this is a 7 00:00:30,629 --> 00:00:37,109 little walkway but I got my grenades up 8 00:00:32,850 --> 00:00:39,390 I got my grenades up which means i have 9 00:00:37,109 --> 00:00:43,140 to sit here and throw 30 grenades for it 10 00:00:39,390 --> 00:00:48,500 to be leveled up I have to do this 30 11 00:00:43,140 --> 00:00:48,500 times so probably gonna speed it up 12 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:08,150 all right fuck it I decided not to waste 13 00:01:04,739 --> 00:01:11,490 my time have a sore throat kind of and 14 00:01:08,150 --> 00:01:14,728 you know it's gonna take longer than I 15 00:01:11,489 --> 00:01:18,869 thought that bro 30 grenades maybe we'll 16 00:01:14,728 --> 00:01:19,950 have a good time this this level all 17 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:24,120 right all right all right all right 18 00:01:19,950 --> 00:01:27,930 let's go oh I remember when we used to 19 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:30,450 do this in school good ol satanic ritual 20 00:01:27,930 --> 00:01:34,800 on the lockers I think I'll have a much 21 00:01:30,450 --> 00:01:42,530 easier time with this room oh yeah this 22 00:01:34,799 --> 00:01:42,530 is gonna be way easier way easier lazier 23 00:01:45,409 --> 00:01:59,250 way easier you know I have a feeling 24 00:01:56,129 --> 00:02:01,828 just just a feeling that it it might be 25 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:06,539 one of those levels my grenades will 26 00:02:01,828 --> 00:02:09,780 carry me through these fights he says my 27 00:02:06,539 --> 00:02:11,280 grenades my grenades will be good bill 28 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:16,259 really helped me dodge at four in the 29 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:18,000 morning because I'm an idiot you know 30 00:02:16,259 --> 00:02:20,519 i'm not even i'm not even mad that I'm 31 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:25,139 dying for stupid reasons I just expect 32 00:02:20,519 --> 00:02:30,150 it by this point you're the motherfucker 33 00:02:25,139 --> 00:02:31,679 who killed me the first time well 34 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:38,659 there's nowhere to run there's nowhere 35 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:38,659 to hide there's I don't want to do this 36 00:02:39,199 --> 00:02:44,848 the kitty gloves are off it's time to do 37 00:02:42,689 --> 00:02:46,439 it it's time to do it right I'll beat 38 00:02:44,848 --> 00:02:51,509 this game with the booth pistol only 39 00:02:46,439 --> 00:02:59,400 step one don't miss step to shoot the 40 00:02:51,509 --> 00:03:00,539 guys to space step 3 uh dodge good you 41 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:05,489 know everything I'm currently doing 42 00:03:00,539 --> 00:03:09,709 right now you know you know you know 43 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:13,859 what they say they say a tomato day 44 00:03:09,709 --> 00:03:15,329 makes the pain go away because every 45 00:03:13,859 --> 00:03:17,010 time I see one of these fuckers I want 46 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:20,280 to blow my goddamn brains out and my 47 00:03:17,009 --> 00:03:24,419 suffering bye-bye now they expect you to 48 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:27,539 be using that chain done what no stick 49 00:03:24,419 --> 00:03:28,798 it with the old peashooter just just 50 00:03:27,539 --> 00:03:30,870 having that thought in the back of my 51 00:03:28,799 --> 00:03:35,810 head that I could have skipped that 52 00:03:30,870 --> 00:03:35,810 fight and it makes it hurt worse 53 00:03:36,580 --> 00:03:45,280 just I'm just I don't know I'm numb the 54 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:54,180 demons have made me numb what's this 55 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:56,500 road something good in flight mobility 56 00:03:54,180 --> 00:04:03,180 that doesn't pause that doesn't pause 57 00:03:56,500 --> 00:04:03,180 the game I have a checkpoint right 58 00:04:05,129 --> 00:04:17,779 yeah how's that fucker oh yeah she 59 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:17,779 really showed them all part of the plan 60 00:04:18,350 --> 00:04:25,490 date they just love these mother all 61 00:04:21,149 --> 00:04:31,589 that for fucking for armor I'm gonna die 62 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:33,840 yep not going down there again no more 63 00:04:31,589 --> 00:04:39,659 funny business no more cock o demons 64 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:51,419 please two of them but these guys are 65 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:54,900 the worst oh don't worst oh no my my 66 00:04:51,420 --> 00:05:00,330 enthusiasm aight my excitement is just 67 00:04:54,899 --> 00:05:04,859 all gone my soul it's it's been long 68 00:05:00,329 --> 00:05:08,789 gone i can only hope that i can find 69 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:12,569 Jesus within the pits of hell so that he 70 00:05:08,790 --> 00:05:16,230 may free my soul from whatever to MIT is 71 00:05:12,569 --> 00:05:20,699 in and return it to my body so I can 72 00:05:16,230 --> 00:05:24,330 live again so I can live again for the 73 00:05:20,699 --> 00:05:28,149 love of fuck for the love of fuck Jesus 74 00:05:24,329 --> 00:05:29,949 save me amen fuck you 75 00:05:28,149 --> 00:05:31,719 I think one of the problems on this map 76 00:05:29,949 --> 00:05:34,659 is going to be finding where the fuck is 77 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:37,720 supposed to go so the grenades you're 78 00:05:34,660 --> 00:05:43,630 helping out doesn't really help out what 79 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:46,120 the caca demons too much ok I meant that 80 00:05:43,629 --> 00:05:49,750 kind of I kind of made my soul return a 81 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:52,689 little bit yeah what's up Wow yeah 82 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:59,310 what's up buddy oh oh shit oh shit he's 83 00:05:52,689 --> 00:05:59,310 a ocean kickboxer champ over here 84 00:06:00,168 --> 00:06:12,288 what do we have in store for all know oh 85 00:06:04,870 --> 00:06:15,560 fuck a stupid can't get me you know to 86 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:19,188 help if I could fucking aim cuz I'm 87 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:25,519 having a bit of bitter Trump she fucking 88 00:06:19,189 --> 00:06:28,580 bite me fucker oh oh oh two more you 89 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:31,418 know sometimes I kind of think these 90 00:06:28,579 --> 00:06:31,418 guys are a little cute 91 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:40,370 is this your life you walk around with 92 00:06:35,990 --> 00:06:47,019 your friend Oh guess who's here I got to 93 00:06:40,370 --> 00:06:47,019 get out of the room hey buddy 94 00:06:50,389 --> 00:07:00,740 they can jump up your right knee out 95 00:06:52,709 --> 00:07:03,089 there they are oh you poor little baby 96 00:07:00,740 --> 00:07:04,650 this is this is even better than the 97 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:09,060 hell night he'd knocked his armor off he 98 00:07:04,649 --> 00:07:11,849 doesn't have armor on his face yeah what 99 00:07:09,060 --> 00:07:17,490 is he fucking what is his head what is 100 00:07:11,850 --> 00:07:22,280 wrong with his face what how can you do 101 00:07:17,490 --> 00:07:30,470 that with your neck you're very talented 102 00:07:22,279 --> 00:07:30,469 and you better run maybe oh fuck oh shit 103 00:07:31,639 --> 00:07:39,990 sorry friend what's this fight gonna be 104 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:45,420 like as long as I don't spawn those 105 00:07:39,990 --> 00:07:47,449 fucking tomatoes and fuck all right hi 106 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:53,770 all right 107 00:07:47,449 --> 00:07:53,770 how's this how's that how's that 108 00:07:54,949 --> 00:08:05,959 I just stunned him with the grenade you 109 00:07:58,370 --> 00:08:09,620 gonna shoot me oh oh oh fucking shit get 110 00:08:05,959 --> 00:08:18,049 out of here son not tonight not tonight 111 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:24,259 oh oh they would throw you out how's 112 00:08:18,050 --> 00:08:25,939 this how's this okay all right he can 113 00:08:24,259 --> 00:08:28,639 follow me everywhere I thought it was 114 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:34,960 clever i thought it was thought it was a 115 00:08:28,639 --> 00:08:38,059 funny man oops oh I shot with my shotgun 116 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:42,560 that doesn't count I didn't kill him or 117 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:47,479 that I killed in the room the chainsaw 118 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:50,269 just be out a prick let's just take a 119 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:53,690 look at how many times I've killed with 120 00:08:50,269 --> 00:08:56,240 these weapons I just want to see I have 121 00:08:53,690 --> 00:08:58,160 killed no enemies with the shotgun I've 122 00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:00,169 killed no enemies with the super shotgun 123 00:08:58,159 --> 00:09:02,539 I've killed no enemies with a heavy 124 00:09:00,169 --> 00:09:05,659 assault rifle no enemies with a plasma 125 00:09:02,539 --> 00:09:08,259 rifle none with the Gauss cannon nun 126 00:09:05,659 --> 00:09:08,259 with a rocket launcher 127 00:09:08,820 --> 00:09:14,100 669 with the pistol 128 00:09:16,230 --> 00:09:21,450 let's prepare like this is fucking left 129 00:09:19,169 --> 00:09:24,689 for dead you know I'm not for dead were 130 00:09:21,450 --> 00:09:31,680 you you soccer the explosion barrels 131 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:34,590 around oh man every time I get someone 132 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:38,279 like that I'm having a blast killing 133 00:09:34,590 --> 00:09:42,570 these guys they just hop up in the air 134 00:09:38,279 --> 00:09:46,589 and their legs are gone that all nope 135 00:09:42,570 --> 00:09:54,090 nope what do you think this is I think 136 00:09:46,590 --> 00:09:57,420 this is easy mode oh it's you I haven't 137 00:09:54,090 --> 00:09:58,769 seen too many of these Burger King's but 138 00:09:57,419 --> 00:10:05,819 you guys were the star of the last 139 00:09:58,769 --> 00:10:07,199 episode you were the star all 15 help it 140 00:10:05,820 --> 00:10:14,780 doesn't even scale when you get the 141 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:14,780 health upgrades oh jeez 142 00:10:15,830 --> 00:10:20,660 you know I thought I thought this guy 143 00:10:17,690 --> 00:10:24,220 would like bite my hand off but he's is 144 00:10:20,659 --> 00:10:24,219 dead who killed him 145 00:10:25,990 --> 00:10:29,519 going straight to the tram 146 00:10:31,289 --> 00:10:35,219 knock knock motherfuckers 147 00:10:39,549 --> 00:10:46,629 all that was that was easy that was that 148 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,629 was easy for a final fight