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SCP containment breach I'm here and I'm

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in I'm in jail why did I walk<font color="#CCCCCC"> like they</font>

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have meatballs in their ass what the

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fuck is is walking animation what am I

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doing here am I like a prisoner maybe I

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<font color="#E5E5E5">should read that note they gave me can I</font>

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go can I go in please I'm ready for<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font>

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spooks why is<font color="#E5E5E5"> the game getting why is</font>

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the game get like really weird can I

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move can I go through did this game

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glitch let me through<font color="#E5E5E5"> asshole can I not</font>

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play the game do I have to restart is

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this one of those games that doesn't

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work properly the<font color="#CCCCCC"> beginning of the game</font>

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is just waiting<font color="#CCCCCC"> for fucking sergeant</font>

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meatballs and his friend to<font color="#E5E5E5"> come get me</font>

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out of the fucking cell walking<font color="#E5E5E5"> down the</font>

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hall with<font color="#CCCCCC"> a guy who just shit his pants</font>

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he's trying to hide<font color="#CCCCCC"> it from his friends</font>

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but you're not fucking fooling me you

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won't get<font color="#CCCCCC"> out of my fucking way no I got</font>

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through I made it<font color="#E5E5E5"> is this the fucking</font>

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game is this it is this it these guys

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are just bugged I guess they're just

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bugged is there a way to start the game

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and skip this

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oh<font color="#CCCCCC"> alright</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay then so there was a way</font>

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to skip the beginning<font color="#E5E5E5"> cutscene what is</font>

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this shit I just stuff going into the

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ground why is<font color="#CCCCCC"> it sinking into the ground</font>

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what is<font color="#E5E5E5"> this what is this that a ghost I</font>

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was that the<font color="#CCCCCC"> guy who kills me how about</font>

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we<font color="#CCCCCC"> just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> close the door on your friend</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">how but I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just back up I know if you</font>

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look at him he won't chase you all<font color="#E5E5E5"> never</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">mind I guess he has Jason powers from</font>

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variety of 13 that's fine just teleport

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in front of me<font color="#E5E5E5"> i didn't know i was</font>

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playing slender need a key card to

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operate the store oh it's one of these

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<font color="#E5E5E5">facilities I don't really know where I</font>

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am which I guess is the point<font color="#E5E5E5"> of this</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">game oh no that's where them that's</font>

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where that fucker was you know for a

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prison inmate for a criminal<font color="#CCCCCC"> for a</font>

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filthy criminal something tells me I

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don't want to go in there for a<font color="#CCCCCC"> criminal</font>

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he sure seems<font color="#E5E5E5"> to run out of breath</font>

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quickly you think it<font color="#E5E5E5"> would be good at</font>

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running away<font color="#CCCCCC"> from cops and he would have</font>

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liked some stamina but no

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lost already everything looks the same

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<font color="#E5E5E5">just the same hallways</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> well we open the</font>

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door let them in here all

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oops oops oh I<font color="#E5E5E5"> wasn't even near it i was</font>

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what the fuck<font color="#E5E5E5"> how died i get back up</font>

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your<font color="#CCCCCC"> father that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was at the other end of</font>

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the place unless<font color="#E5E5E5"> i went in circles how</font>

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am I supposed to know where I'm going

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how many<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking Tulsa gates Tesla gates</font>

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do they have here open the door

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fruitloop man is in here this<font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font>

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the same exact room I've been<font color="#CCCCCC"> in here</font>

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what is<font color="#E5E5E5"> this what's this does it look</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">like it's made out of mushrooms or those</font>

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ears is it made out of ears like a

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little statue made out of human ears oh

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it's another<font color="#CCCCCC"> Tulsa gate cool cool oh</font>

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it's too oh great where can I go where

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can I even<font color="#E5E5E5"> go a never-ending hallway</font>

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simulator would Tulsa gates at<font color="#CCCCCC"> the end</font>

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are you fucking<font color="#CCCCCC"> serious is this the game</font>

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we're playing<font color="#CCCCCC"> telsa gate simulator I've</font>

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been<font color="#E5E5E5"> in this room I don't want to go in</font>

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there anymore there's nothing there but

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Tulsa gates SCP 372 sentient object what

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is it is it the<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking wall is a</font>

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creature of<font color="#E5E5E5"> unknown genus approximately</font>

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two meters long from head to tail

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weighing a pot proximately 45 kilograms

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as long thin body with eight pairs of

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narrow limbs it's a spider extremely

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fast<font color="#E5E5E5"> and precise movements every part of</font>

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the body is abnormally flexible in place

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of eyes<font color="#CCCCCC"> or ears it has data expunged oh</font>

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shit not<font color="#E5E5E5"> that oh I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't I don't need</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font>

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key card to go in<font color="#CCCCCC"> here oh look I got a</font>

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key card and a cup let's go try some key

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card rooms what you need a key card of

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higher security all good what about this

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I don't have<font color="#CCCCCC"> a high enough</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> security card</font>

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that's cool

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I love this motherfuckers here and he

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killed me<font color="#E5E5E5"> because I didn't look at him</font>

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one thing I can't stand in horror games

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this set our protagonist doesn't have

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like infinite sprint wouldn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> you be</font>

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running your asshole off if you're being

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<font color="#E5E5E5">chased by concrete babies oh my god it</font>

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worked I found<font color="#E5E5E5"> something I can get into</font>

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in this game oh all guess I'm dead look

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at that spooky it's whispering spooky

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stuff to me memory access violation that

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was the spooky stuff another crash I've

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had<font color="#E5E5E5"> enough with games that crash on me</font>

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come on he can't<font color="#CCCCCC"> get in if I lock the</font>

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door behind me oh he was in here I see

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are you serious he's just in there oh

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hey am I<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna die</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> if he yep I'm dead</font>

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and<font color="#E5E5E5"> he's humping me your filthy hands</font>

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off my body

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here we go now what we do is we give

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<font color="#E5E5E5">them the slippery dick here we go easy</font>

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peasy what did I<font color="#CCCCCC"> just pick up another</font>

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level two key card<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay good I can get</font>

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rid<font color="#E5E5E5"> of this one right guess I'll just</font>

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fucking<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh all okay seriously can I go</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">anywhere can I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> please there's just Tulsa</font>

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gates at every turn is this supposed<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">be scary I need a key card higher than</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">two to open these doors what about this</font>

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one what kind of key card do I need the

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fucking<font color="#E5E5E5"> level</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> seven I mean the spookiest</font>

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thing i found was that that fucking bear

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made out of dicks<font color="#E5E5E5"> I've been playing this</font>

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game for fucking half hour<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I can't</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">find out where the fuck I'm supposed to</font>

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go where am I supposed to go that's the

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room with the baby in it and then at<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font>

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end it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> just this when the holy mother</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">of fuck am I supposed to do what am I</font>

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supposed to do I don't want Windows 10

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get out of here

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try<font color="#E5E5E5"> again with a new seed this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> game's</font>

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fantastic i love it i love Tulsa gates

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Tesla gates tells the Tesla I don't give

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a fucking shit they both suck here's

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hoping<font color="#E5E5E5"> something more interesting</font>

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fucking happens you fucking kidding me

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there's another tell us a gate and they

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<font color="#CCCCCC">close the door on me I guess the game</font>

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who designed<font color="#E5E5E5"> this game seriously</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> who</font>

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designed this game why<font color="#E5E5E5"> even put this up</font>

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here why<font color="#E5E5E5"> not just put a fucking brick</font>

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wall it's the same<font color="#CCCCCC"> shit except the brick</font>

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wall doesn't kill you finally at least<font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font>

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found something fucking different I'll

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never mind hello friend looks like I

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gotta do the slippery dick on him again

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more notes to read don't touch fuck you

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that's all I needed<font color="#E5E5E5"> to read fuck I can't</font>

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even<font color="#E5E5E5"> open it I can't even open the thing</font>

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to grab the skull oh I can just<font color="#CCCCCC"> grab it</font>

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through them I can just<font color="#E5E5E5"> grab it through</font>

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the fucking the wall I guess where I am

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I naik<font color="#CCCCCC"> your</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> kind it's in German am</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> i</font>

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playing wolfenstein give me<font color="#CCCCCC"> your gun</font>

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fucker Oh apparently I<font color="#CCCCCC"> opened the door</font>

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why am I wobbling am I drunk did I drink

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some german beer am i turning into a

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baby why am I short I'll kill you Oh

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Lord did I die did I get shot by a

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German man in an<font color="#CCCCCC"> alternate dimension I</font>

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can't sprint now is that what it did to

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me<font color="#E5E5E5"> it turned me into a fucking child and</font>

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I can't sprint I've been playing for<font color="#E5E5E5"> 40</font>

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goddamn minutes and that's the only

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interesting thing that's happened in

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this<font color="#E5E5E5"> game as I touched a skull and was</font>

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transported into Wolfenstein 3d I have a

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<font color="#E5E5E5">feeling we should save before this is</font>

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like fucking a sheet of a sheet of paper

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is that music paper

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spooky music paper that I can't get<font color="#CCCCCC"> too</font>

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cool oh it's a fucking tulsa tulsa gate

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<font color="#CCCCCC">Tesla gate why do I keep</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> calling them</font>

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Tulsa gates open<font color="#E5E5E5"> I look it's the teddy</font>

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bear thing something's annoying around

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my body they look like ears so in<font color="#E5E5E5"> his</font>

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ears oh shit it's getting hard to

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breathe<font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh No so it killed me this time</font>

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didn't kill me last time I got killed by

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ears I got killed by<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking ears what</font>

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the fuck is<font color="#CCCCCC"> that it's like spaghetti</font>

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with eyeballs what is this game please

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don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> tell me I've already been here god</font>

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damn it<font color="#CCCCCC"> god damn it what a fucking piece</font>

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of shit what<font color="#CCCCCC"> an annoying as enemy what</font>

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is it supposed<font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> mean now I understand</font>

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I killed them<font color="#CCCCCC"> is this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> happens when</font>

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people look at like fucking Picasso art

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not Picasso who's that fucker is it

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picasa who throws paint on the fucking

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canvas<font color="#CCCCCC"> i feel</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you feel weak where am</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> i</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">going it won't let me move</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> i guess this</font>

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is my life now

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staring<font color="#E5E5E5"> at a blank canvas is not not too</font>

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far from what I do most of the time<font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font>

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got this shit again is this the memory

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access violation man is he gonna crash

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my game is it I've been playing this

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fucking shit for an hour and I have made

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no progress no fucking progress

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whatsoever<font color="#CCCCCC"> I it's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's extremely</font>

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baffling to me I mean I guess<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's cool</font>

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if you like the<font color="#CCCCCC"> scps and you like</font>

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walking around<font color="#E5E5E5"> and getting spooked and</font>

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maybe you like playing a red light green

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light with a fucking concrete statue but

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man this is<font color="#E5E5E5"> just this is not great maybe</font>

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it'd<font color="#CCCCCC"> be interesting if I flip my shit</font>

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every time<font color="#E5E5E5"> a spook happened but I'm not</font>

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that kind of person I don't really find

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this scary who was this who was this oh

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god he's a it's<font color="#E5E5E5"> a breath of fucking</font>

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fresh air there's an old<font color="#CCCCCC"> man chasing a</font>

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black old man at least something's

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happening we're having<font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking race to</font>

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see who's the slow smother fucker in the

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planet at least<font color="#E5E5E5"> there's some fucking</font>

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tension now that I have grandpa chasing

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me

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I hate this game I finally fucking found

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it after like a half hour<font color="#E5E5E5"> of searching I</font>

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have found it where am<font color="#CCCCCC"> I what is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this I</font>

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see something back there Oh what is that

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thing what what is this it's like<font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font>

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fucking red iguana aha idiot who's there

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who's there is that is that the voice of

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that thing<font color="#E5E5E5"> is that what it's saying to</font>

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me who's that who's that who's there

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who's there it's me fucker how all

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knowledge I don't know I guess I'll try

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to get past him it's not<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna come in</font>

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here with me Izzy what if<font color="#E5E5E5"> you just like</font>

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to rock enemies night vision goggles

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need<font color="#CCCCCC"> new batteries wow such night vision</font>

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it's just<font color="#E5E5E5"> me your friendly neighborhood</font>

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fuck with night vision on that doesn't

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<font color="#E5E5E5">really he'll it's it's actually worse</font>

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than this oh there was more than one huh

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<font color="#CCCCCC">okay good I love it I'm not even gonna</font>

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go for the fucking the goggles<font color="#E5E5E5"> who why</font>

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are they<font color="#E5E5E5"> keeping all the most dangerous</font>

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goddamn creatures and objects in one

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place what is this facility are you

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fucking kidding<font color="#E5E5E5"> me</font>

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how do i disable those why what the fuck

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is<font color="#CCCCCC"> this game seriously what is this game</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">I have never played such a fucking like</font>

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pile of shit in my life this is terrible

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it's just terrible can I just<font color="#E5E5E5"> turn on</font>

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god mode and walk through<font color="#CCCCCC"> these fucking</font>

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things so I don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> have</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to bother with</font>

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this game so I can at least get

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somewhere fucking interesting clearly

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I'm not scared clearly I'm not playing

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this<font color="#CCCCCC"> game for the fucking challenge</font>

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because this game is not challenging at

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all it's just find the place to go and

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<font color="#CCCCCC">you get there no organic matter is to be</font>

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entered we do not wish to repeat a

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repeat of the spider / steel wire

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incident last week what let's try<font color="#E5E5E5"> it out</font>

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input we're going<font color="#E5E5E5"> to put in this level</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">two key card actually we're going to put</font>

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in the level one key card<font color="#E5E5E5"> BAM and then</font>

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we're gonna<font color="#CCCCCC"> one-to-one course fine rough</font>

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we're gonna find Oh a level two key card

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huh what if i put very fine what is this

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a<font color="#CCCCCC"> mastercard like the credit card like a</font>

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fucking credit card can't does it work

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oh you cheeky cunts you did that on

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purpose go get out of here you fuck

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gotta make myself Superman I'm in<font color="#E5E5E5"> Oh God</font>

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oh<font color="#E5E5E5"> no if I sank into the goop oh no a my</font>

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dad did he leave he I was fast for a

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minute what the fuck<font color="#E5E5E5"> escape ologist I</font>

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don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> think I want to escape this game I</font>

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just died I just<font color="#E5E5E5"> died put that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in there</font>

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probably me alone fucking whore oh no he

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killed me I guess I'll walk through

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until I die what is this<font color="#E5E5E5"> like cry of</font>

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fear shit this<font color="#E5E5E5"> is probably the most</font>

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interesting thing in<font color="#E5E5E5"> this game hello did</font>

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I win God come on with these effects I

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want<font color="#E5E5E5"> to die the old man's gonna chase me</font>

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around a bit I'm gonna be like oh snap

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<font color="#E5E5E5">oh I better watch out are you fucking</font>

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kidding<font color="#E5E5E5"> me oh no he spooked me</font>

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he kind of did spook me<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay there</font>

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there's<font color="#CCCCCC"> one spook it got one spook out</font>

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of me and in an hour in in<font color="#E5E5E5"> almost 20</font>

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minutes then playing this for an hour

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and 20<font color="#E5E5E5"> minutes can I continue my science</font>

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experiment in here without<font color="#E5E5E5"> being</font>

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interrupted by grandpa

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he gave me<font color="#CCCCCC"> a playing card you gave me a</font>

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fucking playing card I'm done playing

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this game can't take it anymore this

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game is ass this game is ass asss this

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game there's fucking ass