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this is the second to last<font color="#E5E5E5"> level i</font>

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believe and and um well<font color="#CCCCCC"> i'm almost</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> done</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">with this game i'm almost done</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with this</font>

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stupid pistol run I got a pop filter

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which should help with the stupid<font color="#CCCCCC"> esses</font>

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and<font color="#E5E5E5"> peas and bees a little bit oh my god</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">it just mirrors the fov zoomed in I</font>

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might because<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm closer to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the screen</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">alright gotta get</font>

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electricity on our hand for<font color="#E5E5E5"> some reason</font>

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reminds me<font color="#E5E5E5"> of the fucking scooby-doo</font>

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movie with the<font color="#E5E5E5"> electoral guy was his</font>

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name did even have a name it was just

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like<font color="#E5E5E5"> the virus or something stupid good</font>

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good

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maybe I'm finally in the<font color="#E5E5E5"> mood to play</font>

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some of some new games like<font color="#CCCCCC"> mario maker</font>

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can't say I'm too<font color="#E5E5E5"> happy to be playing</font>

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this level because I<font color="#E5E5E5"> remember it you'll</font>

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see you'll see yep you'll see if I stop

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getting hit by<font color="#CCCCCC"> everything and make it</font>

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that far yes drop me health oh you fuck

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thought he<font color="#E5E5E5"> was dead not the grenade</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">would have killed him phase one phase</font>

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one completed time for Phase two

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hopefully if I die I don't fucking start

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from phase 1 again oh oh<font color="#CCCCCC"> goody</font>

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can we please not have skulls like caca

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demons fine they're<font color="#E5E5E5"> not at oh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> okay good</font>

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good good good good none of that fucking

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oh there's<font color="#CCCCCC"> cyber man cave is so i can't</font>

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really can't beat these guys for long I

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need your I need your eyeball oh my god

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not<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna be not gonna be funny</font>

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laughs not gonna be like<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know haha</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">yeah i'm a goofball look at me guys fuck</font>

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these Tomatoes am i right no I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> just</font>

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trying to<font color="#E5E5E5"> get this shit ton is this</font>

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death down here<font color="#E5E5E5"> I jumped down there</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">while I die let's not find out let's</font>

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find these<font color="#E5E5E5"> fucking coolant things where</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">are they</font>

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how did I die what hit me this is

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<font color="#CCCCCC">ridiculous oh I thank God I love myself</font>

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grenades because this would not be

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happening without grenades let me just

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just fuck

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do I have the skills to<font color="#CCCCCC"> pay the bills I</font>

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sure fucking hope so

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they have to<font color="#CCCCCC"> know i'm just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna do</font>

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loops I'm just<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna fucking do loops</font>

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right here oh I got<font color="#E5E5E5"> killed well I</font>

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thought<font color="#E5E5E5"> I got killed by the Hellraiser</font>

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nope all night these guys are fucking

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Hitler

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and they're so fast oh my god<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> can't</font>

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believe<font color="#E5E5E5"> I turn around and he's right on</font>

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my ass oh my god holy fucking shit I

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wanted<font color="#E5E5E5"> to go back because of the fucking</font>

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screaming guy full man and then run into

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a fucking cock o demon please stop<font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font>

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please this is the scariest goddamn game

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I don't want to I don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> want to squander</font>

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of my like invincibility power up but I

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<font color="#E5E5E5">also don't want to die i'm doing pretty</font>

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ok thank you I got to start killing them

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like that<font color="#E5E5E5"> more</font>

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so I don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> run into the problem of this</font>

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I could grab the power up and<font color="#E5E5E5"> get my</font>

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health back but you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> what fuck it i</font>

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don't i don't think the invincibility is

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gonna do me much it'll<font color="#E5E5E5"> help me not get</font>

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killed by this fucker are they dead

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they're dead uh no<font color="#E5E5E5"> checkpoint though I</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">don't think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't think I don't think</font>

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I had to fight those guys this might

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have been open and<font color="#E5E5E5"> I just realized that</font>

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I could<font color="#E5E5E5"> have used the fucking berserk</font>

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power up I could have used the berserk

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power up and<font color="#E5E5E5"> I could have killed them</font>

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there's pinkies down here I i know

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there's<font color="#E5E5E5"> pinkies on this part this is the</font>

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worst space for pinkies look at this I'm

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glad<font color="#E5E5E5"> this guy's fucking stuck</font>

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I can't even look look at this like what

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<font color="#CCCCCC">no oh my</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> god here you go friends have</font>

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fun oh my god<font color="#CCCCCC"> i hear fucking man cubis</font>

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yep see you later get<font color="#E5E5E5"> in there please</font>

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get<font color="#E5E5E5"> in there please get in there oh god</font>

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if i want<font color="#E5E5E5"> to die there there were i</font>

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would have been sent back to that fight

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in the other room oh my god for for

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anyone who's who's like oh this isn't a

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real pistol only run a pistol and run do

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it with just<font color="#E5E5E5"> the pistol you do it with</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the pistol you do it you do it you</font>

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can do it please upload it I know the

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<font color="#E5E5E5">bosses it can be done with still only I</font>

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know this<font color="#E5E5E5"> game can be done with</font>

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literally<font color="#E5E5E5"> just the pistol but I'm not</font>

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that insane this is still nightmare

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we're talking about and this is still

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very goddamn hard please please give me

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health oh it's just this I'll all five

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health five health that's all all right

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we're gonna be very very careful with

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our decisions here because every time

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you destroy one of these things<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's one</font>

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two<font color="#E5E5E5"> more guys so here's the plan</font>

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I'm going<font color="#E5E5E5"> to destroy all four of them at</font>

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once or as quick as I can because I'd

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like<font color="#CCCCCC"> to fight all the monsters at once</font>

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it'll be fun no you don't know you<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">not today</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh God oh he's blocking it oh</font>

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fuck is there more Who am I kidding

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there's<font color="#E5E5E5"> always more oh there's a pinky</font>

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hey there's a demon why are<font color="#E5E5E5"> you blocking</font>

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this why<font color="#E5E5E5"> are you blocking this you</font>

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asshole no that<font color="#CCCCCC"> was lucky come on you</font>

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big old piece of<font color="#CCCCCC"> shit if</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I go near him</font>

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he's gonna<font color="#E5E5E5"> do his like ground move I</font>

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hurt myself with that<font color="#CCCCCC"> was all I wanted</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">to do oh I could have got in here from</font>

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below

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I hear<font color="#CCCCCC"> him fuck it we're going</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in my</font>

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final<font color="#E5E5E5"> stands no not today do I not I</font>

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can't I can't punch those guys come<font color="#E5E5E5"> on I</font>

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need to get something something needs to

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be killed something please<font color="#E5E5E5"> anything as</font>

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long as it's the<font color="#E5E5E5"> big guys I need I need</font>

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him thank you I'll take<font color="#CCCCCC"> you I'll</font>

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definitely take you thank you you gotta

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die you gotta die oh there's that

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there's that I'll wait<font color="#CCCCCC"> until I kill</font>

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these guys to activate that<font color="#E5E5E5"> last thing</font>

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as I have a feeling there's there is a

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lot of VF GMO in this room<font color="#E5E5E5"> for a reason</font>

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all right all right good this is the

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<font color="#CCCCCC">last one</font>

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was at the<font color="#E5E5E5"> end here we go here you go</font>

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you know maybe it's not as hard as<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm</font>

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remembering it then again<font color="#CCCCCC"> i just i did</font>

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just clear to Berens and like half the

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room with fucking bfg oh yeah there's a

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lot<font color="#CCCCCC"> of guys on this you see that shit Oh</font>

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Lord and this is hard with all the

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weapons this is hard with all the

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weapons maybe it<font color="#E5E5E5"> was because I'm an</font>

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idiot maybe I just sucked maybe I didn't

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run around like a coward like this oh

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fuck I'm safe here no not what am I am I

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kidding I never safe

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oh oh good oh good don't kill me tell

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you what tell you what guys say no to

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drugs say no the Barons say no to

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everything stop switching the weapons

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<font color="#E5E5E5">that i'm</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not using i'd love to live a</font>

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happy life in<font color="#CCCCCC"> this game a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> demon-free</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">life please no more pinkies no more</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">Barons just a demon-free life is the</font>

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life for me they give you 3 bfg shops in

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<font color="#E5E5E5">this room I don't know why I didn't use</font>

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them the first time I played this that

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was not bad but you know you saw me<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font>

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saw how many<font color="#E5E5E5"> bfg shots off i heard in</font>

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this<font color="#E5E5E5"> room</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> complaining I'm not</font>

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complaining so I'm just just taking

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notes you<font color="#E5E5E5"> know in retrospect this this</font>

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map isn't really that big or isn't

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really that long I didn't get stuck on

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it like i thought<font color="#E5E5E5"> i would</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but then again</font>

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i have the bfg and you know

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it's a big fucking brain this<font color="#CCCCCC"> is a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> huge</font>

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brain and all but I'm sure it's got like

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a lot of processing power but can it run

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crysis 3 that's what<font color="#CCCCCC"> I want to know well</font>

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here we<font color="#CCCCCC"> go Oh</font>

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even robot brains in the future can't

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run crysis 3 oh man last level last

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level guys last level