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should be fine should be fine all right

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level<font color="#CCCCCC"> 4</font>

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when your spacebar just doesn't work Hey

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<font color="#CCCCCC">look I'm alive oh I'm dead maybe I</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">should clean the comma out of my fucking</font>

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keyboard I'm just<font color="#E5E5E5"> kidding there's no</font>

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there's no come in<font color="#CCCCCC"> my keyboard certainly</font>

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not with<font color="#E5E5E5"> this game I think that's the</font>

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last thing I'd<font color="#E5E5E5"> be doing playing this</font>

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let's grab<font color="#E5E5E5"> this trash our first real</font>

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fight

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just might be

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Oh

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oh you are a<font color="#CCCCCC"> big fucking piece of shit</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">alright let's get it going</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">i just broke my i just extra challenge i</font>

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just i just broke my desk that's fine

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<font color="#E5E5E5">let's have a little bit of extra</font>

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challenge the screws came loose on my

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desk keyboards almost in my lap we can

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do we can deal with this we can we<font color="#E5E5E5"> can</font>

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do this this is fun so you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> no</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">problem it's just it's just the keyboard</font>

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you don't eat that to play

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last level wasn't the most challenging

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level I've had so far but do<font color="#E5E5E5"> you really</font>

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need<font color="#CCCCCC"> to curse me like in real life</font>

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and do<font color="#E5E5E5"> anything to deserve this and I'm</font>

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just trying<font color="#E5E5E5"> to have a little fun I</font>

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finally<font color="#E5E5E5"> feel like it can start playing</font>

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this game on the attack and it's like

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yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know what let's let's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> handicap</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">of in real life puts have his desk break</font>

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just to hold the fucking keyboard on his

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dick that'll teach him for having fun

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finally

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I mean I couldn't<font color="#CCCCCC"> aim before</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but you</font>

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know now it's even a little bit worse a

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little bit worse i'm gonna have<font color="#E5E5E5"> to say</font>

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oh boy should be fine actually I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> not</font>

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worried about this shit like like

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insanely easy oh I didn't notice<font color="#E5E5E5"> you owe</font>

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you big fuck fuck<font color="#CCCCCC"> we were only</font>

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temporarily disabled

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carefully release the hinges

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<font color="#E5E5E5">okay when the fuck is the shield guy</font>

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where is he this motherfucker wants to

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come up on me and shoot my asshole off

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the last time I<font color="#E5E5E5"> wasn't here but he's not</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">gonna show his face this time I'm not</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">gonna be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> able to you know stop moving</font>

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and shoot people which<font color="#E5E5E5"> is what this</font>

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games about what it's the shield man

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he's after me you know

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oh god am<font color="#CCCCCC"> i fucked my grenade not going</font>

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to charge fast enough<font color="#E5E5E5"> for this</font>

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come on baby<font color="#CCCCCC"> come on oh god I'm having</font>

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wolfenstein flashbacks oh fuck

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I deserve that<font color="#E5E5E5"> victory that was bullshit</font>

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nope not today my friend

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I don't want this

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<font color="#E5E5E5">Oh God and they eat grenades that's my</font>

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favorite type of enemy

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the ones that are like you<font color="#CCCCCC"> know</font>

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resistant to explosives

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well there's one there's two whoa whoa

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calm down barrels Jesus Christ this

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guy's angry what happened to your

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friends all you have to be mad

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why I have to miss why I have to miss

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there we go<font color="#E5E5E5"> it seriously though these</font>

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helmets they're so stupid

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yet<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm getting hit with this shit there</font>

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he<font color="#CCCCCC"> is nope</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">hey oh god</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> damn it teleport</font>

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No

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I am punch man I see what I mean it's

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<font color="#E5E5E5">not that bad let's be honest it could be</font>

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worse I beat the<font color="#E5E5E5"> level</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">I'm pretty sure by now I've been I've</font>

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been a well deserving of a challenge I'd

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say his last couple<font color="#E5E5E5"> levels have been</font>

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pretty easy compared<font color="#CCCCCC"> to that second</font>

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level and even the first level to be

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honest but I'm going<font color="#E5E5E5"> to guess that this</font>

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level will give me a significant

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challenge because if you haven't<font color="#E5E5E5"> played</font>

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this<font color="#CCCCCC"> game this is the introduction of</font>

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the revenant with no fanfare just look

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at this motherfucker

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hey friend oh<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah chatted him okay good</font>

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come on you fucking duck you Swan you

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<font color="#E5E5E5">bird just fucking hopping around like</font>

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fucking Mario so we can double<font color="#CCCCCC"> jump now</font>

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and since we can double<font color="#CCCCCC"> jump we can now</font>

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run even more just like the coward we

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are

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here's<font color="#E5E5E5"> the thing that kills you the most</font>

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on on nightmare<font color="#E5E5E5"> keep forgetting I've in</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">Belgium imps</font>

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will probably kill you a lot and the

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other little peashooter enemies l mites

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not not that bad<font color="#E5E5E5"> get his mother fucker</font>

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down here he was<font color="#E5E5E5"> waiting for me to come</font>

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out and look what happens to him he<font color="#E5E5E5"> gets</font>

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fucked like all the rest of the<font color="#CCCCCC"> M set</font>

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display<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh god he killed</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my friend right</font>

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before my eyes you know I kind<font color="#E5E5E5"> of feel</font>

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like I'm

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you see how quick<font color="#E5E5E5"> i'm fucking these guys</font>

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up

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there<font color="#CCCCCC"> we go</font>

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I have no problem for<font color="#CCCCCC"> the living</font>

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oh oh my god a quad<font color="#CCCCCC"> damage charge shot</font>

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from the pistol can take those guys down

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can stun those guys and I'm playing it

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on<font color="#E5E5E5"> nightmare right I'm playing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it on</font>

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nightmare doesn't give me the option to

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change<font color="#E5E5E5"> the difficulty good lord</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> at like</font>

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at this point it's just<font color="#E5E5E5"> going to be just</font>

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a regular fun playthrough of this game

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maybe I<font color="#E5E5E5"> should do a no upgrades real</font>

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pistol only with nothing but the pistol

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see how well<font color="#CCCCCC"> that goes here</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we have here</font>

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we have the burger king these are

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probably gonna be<font color="#CCCCCC"> the hardest</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> test for</font>

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me to fight

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oh<font color="#E5E5E5"> i guess i can grab this he just fell</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">over and died</font>

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yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> I gotta that's my fault</font>

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there we go

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okay okay gotta remember I can double

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jump

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I'm<font color="#E5E5E5"> not going to grab that not yet I</font>

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don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> think I need it</font>

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I'll grab it

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oh oh yeah that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> fine kill me through</font>

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the floor not today mr. bones

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oh thank<font color="#CCCCCC"> god</font>

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all right all right let's do it reveal

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hey there thank you got one of<font color="#CCCCCC"> them</font>

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then stop me from getting smacked in the

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asshole<font color="#E5E5E5"> by held night man</font>

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alright<font color="#E5E5E5"> these guys are a lot more</font>

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dangerous than I give them<font color="#E5E5E5"> credit for</font>

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being kind of I kind<font color="#CCCCCC"> of can do there</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">they're a smash from quite a distance I</font>

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still<font color="#E5E5E5"> think you're the dumbest one of</font>

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the dumbest enemies in this key in terms

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of in terms of a<font color="#E5E5E5"> I run at the human</font>

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smash the<font color="#E5E5E5"> human yeah there's a secret</font>

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secret area over there

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<font color="#E5E5E5">I'm wondering if I should get it it's</font>

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basically it's on one of<font color="#E5E5E5"> these platforms</font>

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up here the lever

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I'm not<font color="#E5E5E5"> gonna bother with it and it gets</font>

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like over there or<font color="#CCCCCC"> something</font>

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you

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well I guess I'm getting<font color="#E5E5E5"> it regardless</font>

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because I fell down here on accident and

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now I have no choice but<font color="#CCCCCC"> to put the dye</font>

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I'm not<font color="#E5E5E5"> going to stop you from taking</font>

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damage from these fucking cunts just

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<font color="#CCCCCC">spent like 10 minutes trying to get up</font>

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this fucking hour

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oh hey there

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oh oh oh oh whoa oh I almost got me Oh

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<font color="#E5E5E5">No ooh are you getting good come on oh</font>

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so close oh oh so close<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're gonna</font>

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give up you gonna give up give up come

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on come on baby<font color="#CCCCCC"> come on oh you're oh</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">you're such a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> good boy oh oh you're so</font>

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oh you're good you're almost you're

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almost there<font color="#E5E5E5"> come</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> on you almost got</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me</font>

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come on come<font color="#E5E5E5"> on out here come on outside</font>

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time for your walk boy

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are you okay look I know life's hard<font color="#CCCCCC"> man</font>

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I know I shot you in the face we<font color="#CCCCCC"> could</font>

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work things out you<font color="#E5E5E5"> know we don't have</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">to fight look we can be buddies I'll</font>

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patch you up

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I'll patch you up friend come on we

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don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> have to be like this we don't have</font>

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to be enemies that's a good<font color="#E5E5E5"> boy you give</font>

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belly rubs yes yes and that was fucking

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stupid open up

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woman please come back

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look I just just want to be friends

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my only my only friend the hell night he

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he gave up on me he died so this part is

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timed I don't have anything to<font color="#E5E5E5"> really</font>

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worry about I<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't have to kill the</font>

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enemies I can kind of just do laps

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around the place

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I'll take that

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ah

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ah

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oh these AI is you guys<font color="#E5E5E5"> dumb oh god my</font>

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shit ran out

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we did it level five complete I missed a

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<font color="#CCCCCC">couple of things oh I missed an upgrade</font>

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uh who cares I'm fine with missing

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things so overall I'm gonna continue

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hopefully hopefully we get some more

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clutch moments some more deaths that I'm

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not actually trying to to make<font color="#CCCCCC"> happen</font>

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and maybe I'll be able<font color="#E5E5E5"> to beat some of</font>

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the bosses I think that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> most</font>

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trouble<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm going to have is beating the</font>

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bosses we'll see though