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you fought your way through hell and

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found the<font color="#CCCCCC"> Titans score a portal that</font>

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gets you one step closer to the crucible

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and defeating the forces of<font color="#E5E5E5"> Hell for</font>

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good you must crush the crucible

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guardians and retrieve what is<font color="#E5E5E5"> yours</font>

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whoo baby can't<font color="#CCCCCC"> wait this is level where</font>

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i bought<font color="#E5E5E5"> a barren and he jumped into</font>

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them he jumped into the wall<font color="#CCCCCC"> and just</font>

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died for no reason i wish i was

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recording it when i when i was playing

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but<font color="#E5E5E5"> like I would I didn't I didn't</font>

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expect that to happen so<font color="#CCCCCC"> there wouldn't</font>

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be any reason for me to record during

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night like<font color="#E5E5E5"> my first playthrough good</font>

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lord this<font color="#E5E5E5"> is like a little shitty</font>

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revenant oh hey it's my friends the MS

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I'm just kidding you're not my friends

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you're certainly not my friends either

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assholes a fun fact no one no one likes

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to<font color="#E5E5E5"> lhasa not even the demons they hate</font>

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them the demons hate Brussels just as I

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speak about<font color="#CCCCCC"> these fucking assholes they</font>

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want to ruin my fun

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you're done are you done thank you look

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at this fucking shit look at<font color="#E5E5E5"> this why</font>

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look at this just blood and guts

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bleeding from the eyes like<font color="#E5E5E5"> one of those</font>

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creepy pastas oh god please no<font color="#CCCCCC"> all</font>

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<font color="#CCCCCC">righty here we go here we go indeed my</font>

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most favoritest enemy ever comes here to

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fight me once again<font color="#E5E5E5"> oh good what where</font>

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are<font color="#CCCCCC"> these fireballs coming from you</font>

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glitchy son of a bitch<font color="#E5E5E5"> all right all</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">right all right we're doing good about</font>

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the haste I can't tell<font color="#E5E5E5"> when he's dead</font>

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here we go there's another one fuck

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who's this oh good what what happened

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<font color="#CCCCCC">there I don't know why I'm asking it I</font>

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know what happened I<font color="#CCCCCC"> got fucked would it</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">what is this the fuck is this oh well to</font>

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verm are dead so

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look look at heat spawns an orb that

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just shoots randomly kind of fucking

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cheater does that shit a dirty one why

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did they jump across this pool please

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don't kill<font color="#CCCCCC"> me Oh God oh good lord give</font>

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me that you dad are they<font color="#CCCCCC"> all dead no no</font>

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no no no no not you anything but you

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I'll take<font color="#CCCCCC"> caca demons I don't want more</font>

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I don't want more monsters to fight

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please I was complaining<font color="#CCCCCC"> that it's hot</font>

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and now it's even hotter I don't know I

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don't know why I wanted<font color="#CCCCCC"> to do</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> another</font>

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level but this is this is this<font color="#CCCCCC"> is</font>

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fucking gross maybe that's why those

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<font color="#CCCCCC">guys were jumping over they didn't want</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">to get</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> learn fucking feet wet in this</font>

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gross aids infested water or blood it's

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not water it's blood it's just<font color="#E5E5E5"> blood</font>

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this level look familiar to anyone who

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<font color="#CCCCCC">please play the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> original dooms that's</font>

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right<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's that simple</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> from doom 2 /</font>

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even simpler from doom 64 / all the

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other versions of this level<font color="#E5E5E5"> oh I'm not</font>

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done with these<font color="#E5E5E5"> tomatoes I don't I don't</font>

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want my broccoli yet let me finish my

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tomatoes

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I don't want<font color="#E5E5E5"> any more protein please mom</font>

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you said tomatoes were good for me you

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also said protein and calcium are good

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for me but now there's a fucking roid

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rage skull and regular skulls chasing me

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what the fuck am<font color="#E5E5E5"> I even talking about</font>

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just<font color="#E5E5E5"> die please please I know there's</font>

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more to<font color="#CCCCCC"> this fight because I I remember</font>

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there being just<font color="#CCCCCC"> manky business all over</font>

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the place come on come on let's go let's

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go<font color="#CCCCCC"> let's go</font>

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jesus fucking the bone firing squad

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shooting all<font color="#CCCCCC"> the red rockets at me</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">hahahaha bones red rockets oh good oh</font>

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good oh good give me<font color="#CCCCCC"> that please please</font>

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and thank you thank<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font>

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I don't know why I did that I don't care

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you're dead one more baby eat it yeah

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that wasn't so bad I mean pretty good

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actually I'm ready my body is ready how

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you fucks two fucks they're just

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crashing into everything how no no

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<font color="#E5E5E5">please Oh over here can't get any worse</font>

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you're dead now and<font color="#CCCCCC"> you guys get the</font>

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grenades

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thought<font color="#E5E5E5"> they would be dead</font>

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oh he would be behind me that time and

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not on the side like last time fuck you

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can't even tell where their tails are oh

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oh you know what<font color="#E5E5E5"> they say you know what</font>

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they say I know I<font color="#E5E5E5"> I know I've said that</font>

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before you know what they say it isn't

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illegal if it's in the<font color="#CCCCCC"> ass why do I keep</font>

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getting stuck<font color="#CCCCCC"> on the walls stop it stop</font>

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it eat it eat it stop stop<font color="#CCCCCC"> it let me</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">through</font>

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no dude oh come on come on come on by

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both<font color="#CCCCCC"> of them at the same time</font>

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and then more four of them for these

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fucks all cheese I just keep just keep

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running they don't stop they don't stop

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please i don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> i don't want to have to</font>

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edit a fucking another 30 minute video<font color="#CCCCCC"> i</font>

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mean<font color="#CCCCCC"> i don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have to keep these deaths</font>

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in to make myself look better but I'd

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rather you see the focus then see half

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the turkey<font color="#CCCCCC"> if you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know what I'm saying</font>

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these don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> be who I think it is two of</font>

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them oh boy I can't wait i wish i had

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the chainsaw ammolite I'm too short at

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the moment

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you know easy these two motherfuckers

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would be with like the Gauss cannon it

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takes two shots with<font color="#CCCCCC"> the seeds about to</font>

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kill them and I could kill them both in

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<font color="#CCCCCC">two shots at once I don't know I jumped</font>

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over the other guy he's dead ya he's

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dead good finally

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oh no how<font color="#CCCCCC"> Halloween how oh no the fuck</font>

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happened here's<font color="#CCCCCC"> another one here we go</font>

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my keys I got you fucker how's that

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asshole not you I got<font color="#E5E5E5"> you fucker</font>

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I got you you're mine you're not getting

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me not today oh I just<font color="#E5E5E5"> want this level</font>

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to end I these guys are just fighting

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what<font color="#CCCCCC"> the oh god</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they got like gross</font>

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asses they start fighting each other and

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not me then I can do that to them aha

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idiots I'm the real enemy here

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all god I thought I<font color="#E5E5E5"> thought it walked up</font>

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the air but I walked off the edge is the

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first time you'll see any of this rocket

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launcher but like in<font color="#CCCCCC"> doomed to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fashion</font>

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if you<font color="#E5E5E5"> shoot the icon of sin</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> which is</font>

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that it was the final boss of dim to

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with<font color="#E5E5E5"> this rocket launcher in the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cranium</font>

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you'll get that thing over there

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chainsaw fuel here I wonder what that

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means<font color="#E5E5E5"> oh that's what that means it means</font>

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one dead motherfucker oh oh lordy it's

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another one of them barons coming for me

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I I have to say I do like that they like

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jump really high<font color="#E5E5E5"> in the air even</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> though</font>

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they don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> really need to as long as</font>

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there's no fucking<font color="#CCCCCC"> pinky's on this part</font>

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oh there's another one fine by me and

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what's the matter you<font color="#E5E5E5"> can't fuck</font>

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fuck this shit<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh why why I wonder just</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">gonna test it out here oh oh right into</font>

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the pit

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oh there's two of them at once fine i've

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taken two of<font color="#E5E5E5"> you before we're all right</font>

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whatever whatever I don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> need any of</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">you thank you all I can't I can't chain</font>

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saw these guys I think I may have goofed

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and small these guys sooner than I

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shadow do<font color="#E5E5E5"> these idiots no I had to</font>

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<font color="#E5E5E5">scratch my nose please fuck they</font>

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double-teamed me I don't want this I

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don't want this it's not what<font color="#E5E5E5"> I intended</font>

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wow wow way to slap me out of my fucking

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chainsaw animation that's it using the

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<font color="#E5E5E5">bfg maybe I won't have to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> use</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the bfg</font>

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maybe I'll get lucky thank<font color="#E5E5E5"> God</font>

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goodbye wow man ki mrs. take fought take

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five what I say that<font color="#CCCCCC"> right how's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font>

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fuck goes you like<font color="#CCCCCC"> the bfg you know</font>

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don't do this to<font color="#CCCCCC"> me thank you</font>

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I gotta shoot this guy in the head again

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and check that out isn't that cool it's

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a cube with a fucking skull on it 22

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right in the middle<font color="#CCCCCC"> right slap smack dab</font>

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in the fucking middle of Burger King oh

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man and I<font color="#E5E5E5"> want me to have an easy time</font>

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before this fucking boss come on come on

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you cunt monkey

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did you actually think I was gonna go up

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<font color="#CCCCCC">there you idiot would be drunk who are</font>

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you fighting are you fighting ghosts

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what

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no throw more fireballs please yeah is

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<font color="#CCCCCC">he blind he's no threat to me unless</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he</font>

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jumps<font color="#E5E5E5"> on me what what one day I was like</font>

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oh I'll do<font color="#CCCCCC"> it with the pistol it'll be</font>

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fun I'll do it for fun I don't have<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font>

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do it I only have<font color="#CCCCCC"> like 30 subscribers I</font>

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only do this for fun why don't I make a

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<font color="#E5E5E5">little series where i torture myself in</font>

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this new game<font color="#CCCCCC"> I got oh now easy now he's</font>

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a fucking straight A's shooter I don't

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know what haha fucker come get<font color="#CCCCCC"> me now Oh</font>

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he's a straight-a shooter by the way I

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<font color="#E5E5E5">don't know what the fuck that man I</font>

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don't know can I go in is it safe hey

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there I didn't<font color="#CCCCCC"> know they brought a</font>

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second one of you to the<font color="#E5E5E5"> party maybe I</font>

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can blind you like that last time there

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we go there we<font color="#CCCCCC"> go is it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> over am I free</font>

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I'm free oh thank god look at all these

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worms what could it mean what could what

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could it mean we'll find out when I

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fight this boss won't wait