1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,759 I decided to play nightmare with the 2 00:00:05,580 --> 00:00:13,379 pistol only bfg and chainsaw when I need 3 00:00:08,759 --> 00:00:17,039 it and the grenades I recorded this last 4 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:20,490 night like late last night and no i 5 00:00:17,039 --> 00:00:22,618 didn't really talk much and it's not 6 00:00:20,489 --> 00:00:26,098 really interesting i was kind of focused 7 00:00:22,618 --> 00:00:29,518 on trying not to fucking die not really 8 00:00:26,099 --> 00:00:34,140 big on talking over myself playing video 9 00:00:29,518 --> 00:00:37,469 games anyway but yeah this soul chain 10 00:00:34,140 --> 00:00:40,829 saw bfg and grenades only all the other 11 00:00:37,469 --> 00:00:43,140 weapons i won't be using this is only 12 00:00:40,829 --> 00:00:45,289 the first level though so it's kind of 13 00:00:43,140 --> 00:00:45,289 easy 14 00:00:56,500 --> 00:01:04,250 what have I got myself into I beat this 15 00:01:01,130 --> 00:01:06,850 level before on my mare it's not it's 16 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:06,849 not that hard 17 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:33,129 a little speed run tactic there the 18 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:36,219 right I've I do like a little speed run 19 00:01:33,129 --> 00:01:41,019 optimization after I fucking I get 20 00:01:36,219 --> 00:01:46,829 plowed by zombies in the first area we 21 00:01:41,019 --> 00:01:51,579 got the doom suit and we're ready to 22 00:01:46,829 --> 00:01:58,719 ready to go got myself a fancy new 23 00:01:51,579 --> 00:02:01,829 shotgun that they won't be using oh I 24 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:01,829 can't wait 25 00:02:04,709 --> 00:02:11,179 I can't wait 26 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:19,659 all right here we go 27 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:35,469 I'm actually doing better than I thought 28 00:02:33,318 --> 00:02:35,469 I would 29 00:02:41,979 --> 00:02:57,459 Oh God cut my way please oh god it's a 30 00:02:50,620 --> 00:03:01,959 real horror game gimme all right the 31 00:02:57,459 --> 00:03:04,560 nerves nerves are sitting in my asshole 32 00:03:01,959 --> 00:03:11,650 is firmly sucking in my chair right now 33 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:21,400 and that was the first area yes cock 34 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:25,930 that shotgun all right first first we 35 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:33,790 deal with jackass soldier man please 36 00:03:25,930 --> 00:03:38,129 don't kill me oh baby oh baby grab that 37 00:03:33,789 --> 00:03:41,729 15 armor these guys are my worst enemy 38 00:03:38,128 --> 00:03:44,878 they'll be my worst enemy for a while 39 00:03:41,729 --> 00:03:44,878 for a while 40 00:03:45,469 --> 00:04:01,240 oh all right now friends settle down 41 00:04:05,599 --> 00:04:11,099 come on soldier man 42 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:11,100 I wanted a challenge 43 00:04:11,699 --> 00:04:17,659 here's the challenge iphone with a 44 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:17,660 fucking pistol asshole 45 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:23,240 been running around this this area doing 46 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:27,920 laps like it's fucking like it's a 47 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:32,870 Daytona Derby I just I'm trying to shoot 48 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:35,810 the guys I swear all you that it has to 49 00:04:32,870 --> 00:04:37,459 be the first upgrade again that barrel 50 00:04:35,810 --> 00:04:42,439 blew up i don't know the football field 51 00:04:37,459 --> 00:04:47,408 away still took the damage oh god please 52 00:04:42,439 --> 00:04:50,139 I wanted to have fun today 53 00:04:47,408 --> 00:04:55,379 I wanted to have fun oh I wanted to have 54 00:04:50,139 --> 00:04:55,379 fun please don't hit this 55 00:04:56,540 --> 00:05:11,250 are you running after me stop it gotta 56 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:17,870 grab it oh fuck this is way harder than 57 00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:21,199 I thought it would be oh god oh my god 58 00:05:17,870 --> 00:05:21,199 where are you 59 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:29,900 ok this one 60 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:34,850 there's two did I do it did i win i won 61 00:05:29,899 --> 00:05:40,418 oh thank god let's fucking was that was 62 00:05:34,850 --> 00:05:40,419 I was scary man this is a scary game 63 00:05:47,550 --> 00:05:54,210 he's sneaky fuck did you see me to 64 00:05:50,519 --> 00:05:56,609 soccer that fucking barrel barrel the 65 00:05:54,209 --> 00:05:59,430 barrel I kicked it at his head with 66 00:05:56,610 --> 00:06:07,370 something oh god please don't be late 67 00:05:59,430 --> 00:06:18,240 behind me hey guys uh how's it going 68 00:06:07,370 --> 00:06:20,720 how's it going what wow I didn't even 69 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:20,720 kill him 70 00:06:27,029 --> 00:06:29,869 oh my god 71 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:40,040 fucking coward baby fuck this shit all 72 00:06:37,759 --> 00:06:45,469 right you can cut it out with a blur I 73 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:50,689 need to see do you see that shit did you 74 00:06:45,470 --> 00:06:52,520 see that street fighter shit you're like 75 00:06:50,689 --> 00:07:00,670 through a little hadouken and tried to 76 00:06:52,519 --> 00:07:05,959 dash forward I'll don't do that move I 77 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:21,290 could jump into it that's fun fucking 78 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:28,039 die whoa whoa I think I'm doing fine 79 00:07:21,290 --> 00:07:35,170 actually oh no oh no no why is the 80 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:35,170 barrel near me oh fuck oh I did it oh 81 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:48,319 that's fine that's fine fuck it we can 82 00:07:44,329 --> 00:07:51,529 do it again I love how it's like no no 83 00:07:48,319 --> 00:07:54,019 John doom you might might want to switch 84 00:07:51,529 --> 00:07:56,149 that shotgun I think it might be a 85 00:07:54,019 --> 00:08:01,129 little bit better for this situation and 86 00:07:56,149 --> 00:08:04,029 I'm like no this bowl John boom only 87 00:08:01,129 --> 00:08:04,029 shoot with pistol 88 00:08:04,769 --> 00:08:07,769 please 89 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,370 fucker 90 00:08:15,089 --> 00:08:29,909 you better go fuck yourself Oh once you 91 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:32,448 had me that into your fucking dick stay 92 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:32,449 away from me 93 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:54,559 did I do it Oh every time I hear that 94 00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:58,818 gunshot I'm like a my dad am i dead yet 95 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:58,818 we're shooting at me I must be dead 96 00:09:07,610 --> 00:09:19,019 are they gone i won i won denied you 97 00:09:16,649 --> 00:09:22,259 just can't let me have it can i'll let 98 00:09:19,019 --> 00:09:25,289 you eat this how about you eat this I'll 99 00:09:22,259 --> 00:09:29,000 fucking kicked it we have fucking 100 00:09:25,289 --> 00:09:29,000 world-class soccer players over here 101 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:45,080 the first level is done easy-peasy easy 102 00:09:41,210 --> 00:09:45,080 wasn't so bad Oh 103 00:09:48,549 --> 00:09:51,479 Oh No 104 00:09:53,068 --> 00:10:00,519 fuck I got a whole game again and the 105 00:09:58,990 --> 00:10:03,870 game is not going to be very kind to me 106 00:10:00,519 --> 00:10:03,870 is it Oh